Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We fuck for life
On and on and on
Wait a fucking moment.
The reason black girls are so easy..
It's because they don't have a dad role model in their life telling them to save it for Chad.
Also because they're low-status, and women can sense status like a thermometer can sense temperature.
>>37657563
because they're ugly
white > black
>ywn lick a girl's foot
Why does it hurt to have this feel?
>>37657498
those look like boi feet
>>37657498
Those feet are disgusting but I have had three girlfriends who feet I licked, toes I sucked and who jerked me off with and onto her feet. Two of them had really nice feet. One was okay.
>>37657498
they look so soft. would berry my face in
>anon didn't invite you to his party
tfw
>Last year of middle school
>Be friends with some chubby chick for 2 years
>We spend a lot of time together, even chatting over the phone about nothing
>She is gonna make a party for her 15th birthday
>She's literally inviting everyone
>Keep asking for my invitation
>"I'm sorry anon I forgot it lel"
She never gave me that invitation
>5th grade
>Stacey literally invited the whole class to her birthday party except for me
>Even my nerdy fat friend got invited
>He asks her why I wasn't invited
>She tells him I'm weirdo
>>37657535
>middle school
>everybody's going to chucky cheese for girls birthday
>everyone you know goes
>never got an invitation
>dated her at one point but was younger and was a complete spaz so never had any contact
>everyone comes back saying it was awesome and talking about it
it's like that but you feel more betrayed for being a nice guy over time
This makes me think of driving on the causeway over Tampa Bay at sunset or dusk https://youtu.be/FyK-FrmC1QQ
>>37657486
Any songs that remind anyone of Quito?
>go outside
>5'6 and ugly
>13yo girls taller than me
day ruined
>go outside
big mistake
>letting 13 year olds intimidate you
how could be this much of a beta?
>>37657474
>tfw no tall 13yo gf to dominate me
>be me
>junior in high school
>glasses, skinny, don't care about looks, no girls in my life, didn't talk much
>one day i decide I want to change
>start lifting
>get contacts
>start going to social events
>start dressing/grooming like a normal person
>grow out hair
>girls start becoming interested in me
>discover the wonders that alcohol can do for you socially
>Currently a rising college freshman
>have a gf
>just got a bid from a respectable frat at an SEC college
>officially went from a certified robot to a chad
I feel like I'm at the top of the world compared to where I was a few years ago, and it's so easy to change.
AMA
>>37657453
Fuck off Normies, never where one of us, get out.
>>37657453
>one day decide to change
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>37657453
Remember this post when you walk in on Stacy getting plowed by Tyrone 20 years from now
>have mental disorder
>gov keeps denying disability
>forced on neet bux and just get notes from psychologist so i don't have to attend work participation or look for work
>gov still wont give me disability
whats the point of this?
ive never worked, i dont leave the house unless its to goto psychologist, i dont socialise, i dont have any interests/goals/hobbies
im only around because parents are, but theyre getting old now they wont be around forever
does the gov just do this on purpose to save money?
>>37657426
>mental disorder
>im so sad i cant work boohoo give me free money
See my point?
>>37657538
Someones gotta pay for the doctors, psychologist and meds.
>tfw cummies hit my left shoulder 3x
Drink lots of water.
Cuck porn ftw
>tfw I'm not going to work nights anymore
>I'll no longer get to post with robots during the quiet hours
I will miss all of you latebots
Pick a world from super mario 64 to be the base of your cozy new home, and then describe how you would form it to your liking and survive off the land.
IMPORTANT: You will not be granted any of mario's special abilities except for the ability to use his caps, real life logic and physics apply unless overwritten by the level design (floating platforms, buttons, etc.)
>Choose second stage (Tower)
>Climb tower
>Kill self
>>37657362
>Floating log cabin in Dire Dire Docks (buoyancy ftw)
>Farm fish/surface skeeters while listening to the ambient music of the land
>Swim and explore pirate ships for treasure to bring to my floating log cabin
>Build a rocking chair rock on my cabin porch while drinking/smoking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcPSbkS9TQ
>>37657497
This, especially if it has the music
>tfw hopelessly in love with your senpai who is 6 years older than you
W-will she ever notice me?
If you become a better human being and actively persue her. Leting her know you like her will also help. But i guess that goes for all females.
Anyone else love eating these things?
>>37657303
Is that feces?
>>37657303
Shit, I haven't had those in years. might have to order some.
>>37657315
WTF kinda shits you be taking??? you be eating worms nigga???
>mornin' anon, last night was really neat :3
>so, what's for breakfast?
That depends on what you're cooking
>>37657235
original hotpockets
>>37657235
my cock, slut
>toss onto bed
>mush face into pillow
I'm back to doing NoFap again, including NoPorn for the obv
> NoFap meme
Fully aware of it but I'm moving in a week and maybe in my new town I'll
1. Have finally went long enough to remove desire, flatline or whatever they call it
2. Have enough insatiable rage to actually pick up a gril. I'll be living it what you could call the middle of nowhere so maybe my chances will be better.
Longest I've went was 17 days but ended up flying to close to sun during an edge.
Will be at 48 hours here soonish and pictures of InstaThots giving me a lot of rage.