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How many times are you going to break me to the point you say look at these broken pieces nobody wants them. Dont break me. I will let you because thats what love is for unhealthy people. Put the pieces back together please and I will be amazing for you. But that's not it is it? Because we would have been okay by now. My pieces are too broken to be cherished and cared for arne't they?

Dear OP,

How many times are you going to do this to me? Everytime I sit down at my computer for some light robotics, I end up having to see one of these god damned threads posted like an eye sore where a bunch of pansy ass faggots come to "spill their feelings" anonymously to some cunt they can't have, or some cunt that used them up and left them drained and bereft of themselves. Every single time I see one of these threads, I think about viciously murdering you with a spoon, OP. I hope you get AIDS from one of the many anonymous sexual excursions you've had with other men. You mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of life.

Sincerely,
FU

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>>39454163
*tips normie baseball cap*

cook microwave dinners yes

>>39453343
I'm a head chef in a semi-famous mexican restaurant. We've been on tv before.

I love to cook. /ck/ is my home board.

>>39453343
Cooking is great, I'm just lazy and i stick to recipes

post pictures of qt gf or leave

Can you fuck off to Facebook?

>>39453409
Not on here.
>>39453417
maybe In a little bit

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boom haha

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>>39453268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t01VmIMipKU
gochu senpai, let me get you some jap shoegaze

>>39453268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f3pHYwL9kY

Plini is p good.

lol be honest,

if you are 26 and never had a gf it isnt because your parents are awkward, it's because you are ugly or super shy/weird or probably both.

>>39453321
Well thats the point!

I lift weights for almost 6 years,i even compete at bodybuilding shows, everyone says i am handsome.

>>39453264
Get a Job and move...

>>39453237
>I'm not even that unattractive
Your results say otherwise lad

Could be you have a few bad pics. I removed all my pics except one good one (after getting very few matches for months), and then I started getting tons. Be selective.

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>>39453237
The game is set up to favor a small percentage of men.

>>39453170
just become a pornstar then

Being a Male pornstar sucks ass.
For every nice hot 8/10 girl you get to fuck you gotta bang 10 average 5/10 or 3/10 ugoo.
They hop you up on viagra and other drugs since you gotta stay up for hours.
Sex loses all meaning when it becomes your job too.

>>39453170
They have charisma and big dicks unlike you OP.

I'm antisocial so I don't care about what males think about me. If women supposedly have an expiration date there's no point in playing the traditional female role.

>>39453114
Milfs r hot

>>39453248
Hey, I saw you on /pol/ yesterday. Why are you so bitter towards men? You have an entire civilization that shills for you. Nobody is going to take away your rights.

>>39453066
'Sieg Heil' is what you are looking for

You could go full freak. I mean it could work who knows.

i always go with this line
"do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what hes created on Earth?"

Sauce of the picture?

Is dat Btoom?

>>39453098
Yeah it's Btooom!

>>39453030


yea pretty much, even weird blue collar jobs require you to be a little bit friendly. The best you can hope for is some weird job where you are there all by yourself all day/night. But, those jobs usually suck ass pay wise, and are super boring.

>>39452999
hope you developed your extroverted feeling, it's your only shot

>>39453074
>extroverted feeling
fuck

>>39452999
im an INTP who used to date an INFJ so it's possible. then again MBTI is just a big meme so who knows

>>39452991
Sleep on your stomach and try not to fap for a while, sounds weird but I get lucid dreams when ichavent fapped ib a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcU43h7SS70
tried that, didnt work though

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beware anon i've heard of some bone shilling story about lucid dream. aka sleep paralysis

>>39452980
>i promise i will never give up on you
guess what she did

>>39453014
Gave you a fulfilling and fruitful relationship where you shared a unique sense of happiness?

>tfw didn't talk to women
hey, at least I didn't get more retarded than I am.

>>39452975
Is she ugly, OP?

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Describe her OP.

>>39453027
She's about 5'5", DD breasts by what I could guess, little chubby, 28 years old, and Filipino.

>>39453016
I'd say 6.75/10

>>39452931
> summer 2015
> moved across country for work, didn't know anyone
> all I do is work, go to the gym, and go home to mattress on floor
> find 4chan, it makes me feel bad, but not as bad as loneliness

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in 2007 a friend on Gaia Online showed it to me and told me it was where memes come from. The rest is history, I've been here too long.

pic related was my first reaction

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>read about fucked up stories on 9fag
>move to reddit because 9fag got too retarded for me
>see more fucked up stories about 4chan
>decide to check out /b
>gore and trannyposts
>don't come back for half a year
>fucking tired of reddit being a fucking echochamber for losers that karmawhore and use phrases like "the wife" "the gf" to get more upvotes out of other losers so they can jerk themselves to sleep
>3 days ago
>decide to give 4chan another try, visit /r9k this time
>actually some funny content
>still a lot of gay/trannie degeneracy
>still like it here though
>like browsing story-threads of robots
>feels good