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Anonymous
2017-06-12 10:59:55 Post No.37660224
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:59:55 Post No. 37660224 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw too clingy
>tfw looking at his steam friends list
>seeing someone you know who can be very naughty during chats
>fucking jelly af iam gonna tell him to remove him
>he calls me fucked up because i want him to remove that guy
>be single again

i just dont wanna be cheated on...

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 11:25:19 Post No.37660409
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internet relationships arent even real you dumb fucking furfag nigger

Anonymous 2017-06-12 11:33:58 Post No.37660489
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>>37660409
had a few ones where i also met the person i usually look for people from the same country

Anonymous
2017-06-12 10:44:04 Post No.37660096
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:44:04 Post No. 37660096 [Report] [View this topic]

>seeing all these cozy Minecraft threads
>had 2 in past
>dont know the emails or password
>fml
>guess its Roblox

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Anonymous
2017-06-12 10:36:47 Post No.37660033
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:36:47 Post No. 37660033 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no kingdom to pillage and women to rape in front of the men.

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:49:57 Post No.37660133
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:49:57 Post No.37660133 [Report]

Become a Muslim and join ISIS.

Anonymous 2017-06-12 11:13:09 Post No.37660311
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>>37660133
I'd rather not. I want to live as a bandit king raiding towns amd taking spoils.

Anonymous 2017-06-12 11:47:46 Post No.37660592
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>>37660311
So ISIS you dumbass?

Anonymous
2017-06-12 10:32:05 Post No.37660001
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:32:05 Post No. 37660001 [Report] [View this topic]

Stop playing with your pee pee and go to sleep

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 11:37:19 Post No.37660514
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>>37660000
Let's see the quaaads

Anonymous
2017-06-12 10:30:43 Post No.37659981
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:30:43 Post No. 37659981 [Report] [View this topic]

unable to bring my self to buy food
just starving

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:34:14 Post No.37660011
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:34:14 Post No.37660011 [Report]

Truly? That's a rather perplexing situation you're in.

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:51:02 Post No.37660144
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:51:02 Post No.37660144 [Report]

>>37659981
eat your poop

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:58:19 Post No.37660207
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:58:19 Post No.37660207 [Report]

>his mom doesn't buy food for him
lol

or >>37660144 for infinite food

Anonymous
2017-06-12 10:26:39 Post No.37659950
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:26:39 Post No. 37659950 [Report] [View this topic]

Last night I slept on my stomach with a boner and now my peepee hurts

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:29:27 Post No.37659971
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>>37659950
traumatic masturbatory syndrome

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:30:46 Post No.37659984
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Don't sleep on your pee pee

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:43:11 Post No.37660087
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>>37659984
Thanks I'll try not to

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2017-06-12 10:19:13 Post No.37659880
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:19:13 Post No. 37659880 [Report] [View this topic]

And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame then I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle lit smile that we both share

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:22:22 Post No.37659907
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>>37659880
And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling
I am fading
I have lost it all

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:26:55 Post No.37659953
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I am losing

Anonymous 2017-06-12 11:28:35 Post No.37660447
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lain is the pinnacle of cyber-mystic-depressioncore

Anonymous
2017-06-12 10:17:48 Post No.37659870
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:17:48 Post No. 37659870 [Report] [View this topic]

After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate fetish. Its name is Armpits Licking. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic kinks. Only I can post this fetish because I am the best masturbater in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at masturbating. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this fetish was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This fetish is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my fetish. Its name is armpit licking.

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:21:29 Post No.37659899
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I challenge you for your title of best masturbator

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:22:33 Post No.37659908
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wowe I came
thanks man lole

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:23:17 Post No.37659913
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>>37659870
>After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate fetish.

Good work OP, what a time to be alive.

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2017-06-12 10:16:46 Post No.37659865
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:16:46 Post No. 37659865 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't stop feeling up my ass, help me robots

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2017-06-12 10:09:41 Post No.37659801
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:09:41 Post No. 37659801 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone here ever try fasting?

I was thinking of trying it for 3 days.

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:18:54 Post No.37659879
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>>37659801
fuck off back to the desert mohammed

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2017-06-12 09:58:50 Post No.37659712
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 09:58:50 Post No. 37659712 [Report] [View this topic]

What does /r9k/ think of the Scatman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7neipvZ_H0c

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:06:34 Post No.37659775
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>>37659712
He made good stuff; since I like 90s music, I used to listen a lot the scatman song. It was awesome indeed. Too bad he's now on the scatman's world. RIP :(

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:12:12 Post No.37659821
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>>37659712
A very kind man, who made uplifting songs witb uplifting lyrics. There's no one like him in the music industry today. My favorite Scatman song is Take Your Time, but I heard it was released after his death.

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I'm a scatman. boop.

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2017-06-12 09:58:07 Post No.37659698
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 09:58:07 Post No. 37659698 [Report] [View this topic]

Fapfictions featuring Rhonda Wellington from Hey Arnold

Check 'em out please:

>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3)

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

You can post anonymous reviews without an account needed so please do so. We'd appreciate it:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095340

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095195

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 09:58:45 Post No.37659711
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also Payday 2 is FREE

http://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/

If you got this because of me, please check out my stories

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2017-06-12 09:56:54 Post No.37659689
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 09:56:54 Post No. 37659689 [Report] [View this topic]

>fap
>in those few moments of post-fap clarity, ponder my life and realize I'm wasting it
>decide to get my life on track and fulfill my dreams
>that feeling fades as I clean up
>go back to 4chan
>rinse and repeat until death

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:05:07 Post No.37659768
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>>37659689

You have to do shit little by little.
The worst idea is thinking that can fix a lifetime of bad habit overnight.

Fix your sleep schedule, take some sunlight, eat healthier, clean your living space.

Do little things that will help you have better willpower

Anonymous 2017-06-12 10:13:54 Post No.37659837
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>>37659689
Don't waste your time thinking how you're wasting your life.
NOBODY is satisfied with what has.
You watch a normie having a little group of friends, pulling decent money, with a gf, you think oh shit he has his life together and you envy him but hes probably looking at some hyper chad thinking "my life is shit".

There is no dream life, just situations that feel better than others

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>>37659689
obligatoriano

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2017-06-12 09:56:49 Post No.37659687
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 09:56:49 Post No. 37659687 [Report] [View this topic]

Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3

Check them out please:

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195/

http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544/

You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did so.

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 09:57:32 Post No.37659694
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