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INTPs only thread!
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am INTP (once got ISTP), shit sucks man
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INTP and female. I'm only 1.6% of the population and I will likely never come across another who will understand the acute suffering I have experienced on this earth. Shit is horrible
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>>39454211
I'm here.
Do with it what you will, brain-kin.
I know you see the golden fractal halls ahead, for doubtlessly we are the same outside the mortal realm.

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If youre a chinlet (recessed jaw/overbite) is it worth having correct posture opposed to slumping and shit even if it makes your face uglier?
I mean some of you have pointed out on here before "people with bad posture are usually ugly" so whats the next step for self improvement if youre that unlucky?

Dont say kys either its already everyones backup plan
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bump
origenanlao
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Try good posture, but tilting your head up just abit. It will do wonders.
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>>39454201
As a jawlet I find that having the lowest possible body fat % makes the biggest difference in making my chin/jawline visible. Well defined facial hair is better but mine is patchy so that's a no-go.

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What servant class would you summon, robot?
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>>39454184
C A S T E R
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>>39454184
assassin, a smol one
something like Akatsuki from Log Horizon would do just fine
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>>39454184
Exodia the forbidden one
And my post ends in 5

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Hey so I'm somewhat of a normie. Or at least you guys would call me a normie. But I come in peace. I need help from you guys. My brother is a neet and I need help to stop it. He's 20 no job no school no extra activities no gf no nothing. All he does is play my xbox while I'm at school or work and spends the rest of the time sleeping. He somehow manages to get weed even without money. I want this to stop. It breaks my mother's heart to see him like this. She always wanted the best from him. He's so fucking lazy. I once got him a decent job. I applied for him and everything and talked with the manager. The job was his. He just needed to show up. But he spent the day smoking weed and jerking off. What should I do? I think he's mentally crazy or something. I once dug through his stuff to look for his drugs to throw out but I came across a pile of my mom's underwear that were torn. I don't know of he's cross dressing. She's way to big anyways. Why would he take her underwear and tear it? He's very easily angered and makes our lives a living hell. I tried to get him to talk to a doctor but he refuses. He's a big financial drain on my dad who is already in debt and struggling to help pay for my college. What should I do? Please help.
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I should also mention that he's never really had a girlfriend. He's been an orbiter a few times but that's it. I've been through his phone and he fucks prostitutes on the regular. What can I do about this?
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>>39454134
Your brother sounds pretty cool, tell him about us so he can help drive out the normie hordes.
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>>39454179
Fuck off man. I need help. I know he isn't happy with himself

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Who else here has /destroyed their mind with porn/?
How have your sexual fetishes dived over the years? I'll start with what I was into when I first started consuming to today.
>big boobs
>milfs
>blowjob
>dick pics
>traps
>women crying and screaming
>bestiality
>mommy
>interracial
How do I get off this God forsaken ride and fix my mind?
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>>39454109
>How do I get off this God forsaken ride and fix my mind?
Move on to:
>Vore
>Scat
>Guro
>Furry shit
To reach the level of degeneracy where you'll fap to basically anything, no matter how disgusting.
And from there, jump to:
>Dirt
>Grass
>Bricks
>Landscapes
>Architecture
>Classical Art
And transcend the need for actual porn.

That, or try to go cold turkey on porn. You won't.
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>>39454109
Your probably not actually addicted to porn, your more interested in the thrill of looking at something deemed degenerate and unacceptable by society
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Regular
Rough
Wanting to be fucked as trap

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Should manlets be exterminated? They are creepy af
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Anyone who falls for the bait is a cuck

Saged
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on a side note i would love a big tall gf like that holy shit
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>when a short creeper blocks your path

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>After a few months kids born in 2000 will be turning 18
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>>39453995
How old are you, OP? Do you think you'll be able to click with these kids when they grow up?
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>there are kids who don't remember 9/11

How does one never forget such an event they did not experience first hand?
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>>39453995
>these kids have been legal for over a year now (UK)

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Terry here. Parents are committing me to a psych ward in 2 hours. See you guys in a few months. Tell /pol/ I said farewell for a while because I got banned a from that board... Stay white.
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No internet there?

Also don't let them lobotomize you with drugs.
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>>39453991

Cya later Terry! We'll be keeping the board warm for you.

TEMPLE OS IS THE SHIZ-NIT
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>>39453991
I'll smuggle you in some Shasta brother,hang in there.

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How are the grades going bots? Are you going to spend the 3 day weekend sitting in alone?
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Flying back to Uni on sunday. Got a semester left till I graduate.

Can't wait to light a fat fucking spliff and walk around campus.
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I'm chillin'
I'm already 7 chapters behind
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>>39453910
>last weekend before 8 months of suffering and agony
I-I'm livin' the dream bros...

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Come play some relaxing PvE Vanilla Minecraft with your fellow bots. We have a nice quiet server free from normalfags and turbospergs

Join our Discord to get whitelisted/shoot the shit outside of minecraft

98.168.28.81
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>>39453889
Oops forgot the discord, I had to type it out in notepad since this is cuckchan

Please Introduce yourself in the whitelist channel so I can add you
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Shameless self-bump, come on I know there's still comfy culture somewhere in this shithole
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>>39453889
The link is expired bruh. How am I apposed to get white listed DUDE

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who /weed/ here?
staying inside on the hottest day of the year smoking that herb
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I don't like to smoke weed but I sell it all the time and make most of my income from weed.
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>>39453861
makes sense, same reason males who work with super models and see them naked all the time are gay
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Running out of my half O. Might mech up this next month and graduate to the full "Big O."

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Did you enjoy your childhood /r9k/?

Were you a happy kid?
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Yes, i want to go back.
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No, but I wasn't aware of much so it'd be preferable
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>>39453723

Absolutely. Girls my age adored me back then.

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>jerking off 8 times a day is the only way to keep panic attacks at bay
>going to possibly kms before i hit 20
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>going to possibly kms before i hit 20
you sure about that
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>>39453519
>going to possibly kms before i hit 20
That's what they all say. Even I said that, and I'm 27 now.
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>>39453588
yes, ive already tried doing it a lot
and been to the psychward

nice image

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who is the greatest mind of your generation?
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Myself, the rest of my generation just doesn't know it yet.
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Are there any great minds born in 1998
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>>39453425
I think we all know the answer to this question. Andy Sixx understands quantum mathematics and thick logarithms we could only hope to comprehend.

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>Be kid watching TV. Stumble upon a bodybuilding contest.
>Wtf. Shock. Awe. Fascinating.
>Dad comes worried and switches channel.
>Start googling bodybuilders. Feel weird sensation in my chest.

>Such big muscles, they surely must end up bursting. Is that the point of those contests?
>Turns out it isn't. But at least some dude's biceps must have exploded by accident.
> Google for months stuff related to someone bursting, to no avail.

>One day, discover female bodybuilders.
>Get first erection in my life. Whoa, muscles are so round and shiny...
>Never watch porn because it's blocked.
>Start fapping to female bodybuilders as some sort of loophole.

>Move out, get own computer. Start browsing real porn.

MFW I can't get an erection
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If Rich Piana had exploded instead of dying from coke, I'd have fulfilled my fetish and now I'd be able to fap to normal whores
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>>39453395
>about 15 or 16
>grew up in strict turbo-christian household
>was curious to see what internet porn was like
>sneak onto family computer
>bypass the child filter with relative ease
>go to pornhub or something
>click on a random video
>watched thirty seconds at most
>close out of it because I was a sheltered pussy and this was too extreme for me at the time

that's all I remember
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>>39453768
Damn. You must get your porn asap, before you finish puberty, or you'll end up a degenerate

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