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>>37667967
>Work as a security guard
>Move to a new site where I meet a cute female coworker
>Somehow she ends up giving me her number
>Hit her up a few days later and decide to ask her to get coffee with me
>She agrees
>Fast forward to day of date; she flakes on me
>Sad but decide to move on
>Next time I meet her she brings it up and apoligizes for flaking on me because her phone broke
>Whatever
>She asks me for my Facebook; tell her I don't have one (really didn't)
>Sounds disappointed but who cares
>Friends tell me to make one because they think why not
>Fuck it; make one
>Tell her about it; she adds me on Facebook
>Facebook Messenger becomes are regular point of contact
>She suggests coffee since she's done with the current college semester
>Agree but we decide to wait 'till I'm done with finals
>Following week, she breaks her foot and has to move to a different site temporarily because she can't walk much
>Haven't seen her in 3 weeks; only contact is through Facebook
>Always start conversations; hit or miss when she responds
>Start to feel like I'm doing most of the chasing and feel she's disinterested
>Decide to ask her about the coffee thing
>She wants to do it the week afer Memorial Day weekend; agree but doesn't get back to me on the date
>Sent her something I thought she might enjoy
>Her response was "Sounds stupid"
>Realize whatever interest that was there is now gone

>you now realize you haven't been able to bust a nut in ten years

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>>37667876
>2001 MTV Awards
>Chris Carrabba walks on stage
HANDS DOWN THIS WAS THE BEST DAY I CAN EVER REMEMBER

>>37667851
preparing my you

>>37667858
no here, take my (you), fellow fat fuck

Stop eating, OP.

>>37667710
I'm the one who calls the shots bitch. You lick my asshole.

No. I dip into your pussy with no condom. Cum inside when I'm done. That's how these things work

>>37667710
That's a vagina you retard. How do you manage to be a bigger virgin than I am?

>>37667686
because then I'll have a fucked up face, look like a chad, AND be the loser I already was

>>37667722
you wont be a loser if you look like chad. the halo effect will propel you to success

>>37667753
I say this because I'm already slightly above average looking, It's my personality that's shitty

>>37667570
t-thanks helper. that really helped with my mood right now.

>>37667527
the influx of normies, the fact that its summer, and the old posters leaving has contributed to the deteriorating quality

the thing about summer is that all the college kids go home and don't post on 4chan during that time, being too busy living a good family life

summer is actually a dead period where only the permanent bottom sludge of 4chan post automatically

as for this board in particular, robots are a dying species
suicide is finishing most of them and nothing is replacing them thanks to healthier and more social lives being lived all the time thanks to social media and dating apps

>>37667394
Because Christians experience divine intervention through the Holy Spirit

Jesus Christ, it's called 'Google'

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The Church of Lebron is the correct one. In the name of the GOAT, the Chosen One, and Da Land, amen.

just another beautiful meme r9k has created to be raped by normies

i was pressured by someone to give out your id and i thought you understood me the other day
but youre manipulating casey and other people

I never meant to hurt you and I cant even believe im saying this because you hurt me all the time I was pushed by someone to give you your id and you wont let me explain at all
I didnt join the server or make alts to stalk you i made them to be your friend i want to change
i want to die so bad i was happy for once in school and was happy but you left me and I wanted to just die
i couldnt handle the stress and dropped out
it feels like im being suffocated by other people and forced to like them just because i was sad.
im not trying to force you to like me i just want to be understood by you and be around you because i admire everything about you

whenever you type my heart starts to beat fast and i get scared youll be angry at me even more i cant stand it
im scared of you a lot but at the same time i want to be around you because i feel safe i want to feel safe again
im closing the thread because i dont want to see any replies

>>37667358
ur a qt rem pls dont be sad

if it's consensual and they're of age then fuck your family all you want but don't get them pregnant. If you do then abort that shit my nigga.
incest is fucking hot though

>>37667258
the best kind of incest is the kind that is non-consensual and involves 1 or more persons who are underage, ultimately resulting in pregnancy

>>37667127
>I'm currently on day four of a monumental sexcapade with my gf.
>Go to the worksafe failed normie boards
You are the normalfag, normalfag.

Yeah, man, Ramones and anime!!!!1! You're so edgy and alternative!!

>>37667160
>he can't meme magic his virginity away
>he can't perform the ultimate judo move to become Chad

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oprginololi comment

spoiled rich fuck who was good looking and basically had it all but it wasn't enough

didn't even kill any legitimate chads/stacies when he threw his little tantrum either

I don't relate to him even a little bit because he didn't even have an ounce of self-awareness and was a legitimately bad critical thinker.

>>37667117
>I got a research paper due in about 14 hrs

what about it?
how many pages/word count?

do you need to do the introduction?
do you need some shitty statistics?

Write your paper, you fucking retard.

Some moron in Hungary once paid me $1,000 to write a 60-page thesis for him.

I did it in two days, between fap sessions and doing my own work.

If you can't write an undergraduate research paper of any reasonable length in 14 hours, you should change your major to communications and join the ski club.

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I'll write it for you if you give me your last 40 bucks anon