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Official robot discord: x6y48e
Come on in and have a good time, lads. Channels for all interests.

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>tfw was attractiv and had female attention when i was 15 years old
>didnit feel the primal urge for a women and sex
now im 23 and have nothing besides my WoW account, thats not fair

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Any fembots here /ss/? Have you had any experiences?

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HELP /B/ AND /POL/ DESTROY THIS ANARCHO-COMMUNIST FLAG MADE BY /LEFTYPOL/!
REPLACE RED WITH YELLOW!
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-396,-448
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-396,-448
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-396,-448

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>girlfriend cheats on me within the first week of us dating.
>I didn't even get to put it in her yet
>I'm still a virgin.

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SHALAAAN!!! TURKIJE ALTIJD NUMMER 1!!!!

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>go many parties with a qt girl
>we are very close
>everytime we dance and lay down on the sofa together
>fell sick every time she's not here
>I have a gf btw
>can't stand the pain of not seeing her
>turbo autism activated
>start looking where she live
>spend 2 hours on different websites
>go there ''just to feel better''
>take my bicycle
>meet her she's with her sister
>heartattack.jpg
>QT: ''hey Anon ! good to see you''
>Me: ''heu .... I .... nice to see you''
>I told her I'm on my way to see a friend
>go away in sweat
>finaly found the street where she live
>stop in front of the building to check the name
>just before moving to the front door
>''hey Anon what are you doing ?''
>QT: ''Heu ah hon ... I'm back from my friend's place''
>she smiles
>QT: ''see you later Anon''
>Me: ''good night !''
>finish my ride back to my place
>just fuck my shit up
>openthedoor.jpg
>my gf: ''WTF were you Anon?''
>Me: ''I was enjoying the night freshness''
>my gf: ''whatever Anon"

Should I contact the qt girl know ?

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>traveling from my parents house to grandparents house in Chicago
>board flight
>suddenly aware and conscious of my every action and think a lot before doing anything, even coughing so that I do not get judged negatively by any of the strangers
>sit upright, tight and careful
>eat very slowly to avoid looking awkward
>flight lands
>go outside airport, call Uber because to autistic to hire normal cab
>driver is a fat guy
>get very suspicious of him, think he's trying to kidnap and murder me
>send his cab info to parents in case he actually does anything
>driver tries to be friendly, offers me a chocolate
>refuse thinking there's poison in it
>cautiously sit through the whole ride, check map to make sure he's taking me to the right place
>finally reach

Holy shit how do normies deal with these anxieties? How can they actually enjoy "going out"?

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>Be me
>Mom isn't an alcoholic, depressed sack of misery
>Dad is still home, supporting his family, loving me, his son
>They both have a wonderful marriage
>I run downstairs whenever dad gets home, he hugs me and kisses my mother on the cheek, telling me that he'll go play baseball with me if I waited for him to go change out of his suit and tie
>I go help mom in the kitchen with dinner, the house is spotless
>Go outside a bit later, best game me and my dad have played yet
>Best friend joined in halfway, amazing pitcher
>Friend goes home, I'll see him in school Monday
>Dad and I go eat dinner with mom
>We play a board game after dinner and watch a movie
>Get a bit tired, mom kisses me goodnight and both tell me they love me
>Room is sharp and cozy
>Bed is comfortable
>Shelves lined with books and action figures
>Lay in bed thinking about how great tomorrow is going to be

>BATTERY LOW/BATTERY LOW/BATTERY LOW

>Take off my VR headset
>The musk and foul stench of my piss bottles reeks, making my nose hair coil
>My body pillow is corroded and eaten through with my semen
>Shelves are lined with hentai and japanese figurines scattered about
>Rotten, moldy pizza boxes on the floor, 2 liters are being used for my bathroom breaks
>Mom bangs on my door, slurs something then returns back downstairs.
>Open the door to a piece of bread on the carpet that says "happy 31st birthday"
>Close the door
>Hear a gunshot and a thud come from my mom's room
>Sit back on my bed
>Plug in my headset
>Try to sleep until it's charged again

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I have an idea for ultimate trolling.

Why don't be make tumblr accounts and send anon hate to roasties on the site? A lot of them are really emotional and have low self esteem, which doesn't stop them from being stacy bitches.

Might be cathartic in a way.

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>ywn be a french spy during ww2 who uses her sexuality as a weapon

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Does anyone work from home? How's it like, how'd you get in it?

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M-Mommy's feet...

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Would you honestly let a girl beat you with her feet you beat cuck

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Lolcow
>articulate
>hobbies
>open to their feelings
>socially adjusted
>can discuss different viewpoints and actually change it in the course of a thread
>come to that, interesting threads

r9k
>fembot feels threads
>robot hate threads, and that's the scope of it
>polarised to either slut and proud or the "ideal wife" due to robots reactions
>replies limited to how they interact with men
>constantly told to get out
>constantly generalised, and anything not complying with a robots point of view is outright denied
>angry and defensive

Women, 100% genuinely why don't you head to lolcow? It's been a boon for me, the average IQ of posters is so much higher than here. You can discuss things, actually discuss things!