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Anonymous
2017-06-13 12:51:18 Post No.37672983
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:51:18 Post No. 37672983 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me on tinder, a decent looking virg
>match with decent looking aussie girl
>keep playing the field
>get superliked by someone
>reciprocate that shit
>holy mother of normies this chick is hot, and also an aussie
>photos are unusually well put together
>think she might even be a bot but no, it all checks out
>message her with an actual decent and funny line imh, but no response
>scrolling through her pictures
>see that other girl I ignored with her
>can only assume either she's mugged me off for ignoring her friend
or both are sadistic
>mfw when my loneliness has come full circle and intensified further still

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Anonymous
2017-06-13 12:47:22 Post No.37672916
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:47:22 Post No. 37672916 [Report] [View this topic]

Have nothing to do?

Join our comfy stream and chill with us. We're watching Sony at E3. Starts in 15 mintues

Get in there!

link in pic

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:52:40 Post No.37673012
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i crave death every morning.
ironically, of course.

Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:53:22 Post No.37673029
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:53:22 Post No.37673029 [Report]

get in there you neets

come chill with us

Anonymous 2017-06-13 01:02:20 Post No.37673174
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 01:02:20 Post No.37673174 [Report]

JOIN US

get in there lads

Anonymous
2017-06-13 12:46:31 Post No.37672903
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:46:31 Post No. 37672903 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't stop watching videos of babies being adorable.

Is wanting kids to raise and love too much to ask of this life? Marriage has become a meme and women aren't even interested in having children. A female cousin of mine even made fun of one of her old highschool mates because that person got pregnant at 22! Can you believe it? 22! That's nothing compared to our older generations!

Meanwhile I'm stuck here wishing I could hug my infant son whilst drenching myself in happy-tears from the absolute pure love I feel for him. But I have no son, nor a daughter, nor a wife.

I often joke about how much I'd hate having kids, but honestly, it's the only thing I'd want at this point.

Any of you robots feeling me here?

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 01:15:35 Post No.37673361
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Definitely yes. I know it's not happening because a) robot and b) literal faggot but I want a child of my own so much

Anonymous
2017-06-13 12:45:59 Post No.37672891
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:45:59 Post No. 37672891 [Report] [View this topic]

>accused girl I was talking to of cheating
>she didn't even cheat or see anyone else
>finally told me to fuck off
>pushed her away on purpose even though I'm in love with her
>going to spend the rest of my days alone or kill myself

anyone else

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:49:10 Post No.37672946
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>>37672891
The neetposter is in Denmark. Do wagies not know what time zones are?

Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:50:49 Post No.37672974
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:50:49 Post No.37672974 [Report]

But she was cheating. With you.

Anonymous 2017-06-13 01:57:36 Post No.37674028
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 01:57:36 Post No.37674028 [Report]

>>37672946
Reverse that faggot

Anonymous
2017-06-13 12:44:24 Post No.37672869
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:44:24 Post No. 37672869 [Report] [View this topic]

Am getting my autism hat in 8-14 working days. Feelsgood.

~~I'm not a dirty phoneposter I just got the e-mail on my phone~~

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:46:18 Post No.37672894
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:46:18 Post No.37672894 [Report]

r9k standard issue

Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:47:34 Post No.37672919
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:47:34 Post No.37672919 [Report]

How are you going to put that on over your helmet?

Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:49:28 Post No.37672950
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:49:28 Post No.37672950 [Report]

>>37672919
It goes under my helmet

Soundcloud Rapper Thread
2017-06-13 12:43:20 Post No.37672847
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Soundcloud Rapper Thread 2017-06-13 12:43:20 Post No. 37672847 [Report] [View this topic]

Show off your skillz home doggies

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:52:12 Post No.37673005
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KRXXP$XT / DEVILISH TRIO / SIX666SET / REST IN PISS BITCH

EVILMVNE COMING UP FOR THE '94

Anonymous 2017-06-13 02:01:12 Post No.37674086
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>>37672847
>show off your skillz
Doesnt actually post anything

Saged faggot

Anonymous
Praying for GF 2017-06-13 12:42:39 Post No.37672836
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Praying for GF Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:42:39 Post No. 37672836 [Report] [View this topic]

have you tried praying for a gf?
https://www.christianforums.com/threads/is-it-okay-to-pray-for-a-girlfriend.7645993/

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cyoa thread 2017-06-13 12:40:48 Post No.37672794
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cyoa thread Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:40:48 Post No. 37672794 [Report] [View this topic]

Comfy escapism and CYOA posts are welcome here.

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2017-06-13 12:40:14 Post No.37672781
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:40:14 Post No. 37672781 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you want a gf? don't you know the fact that most girls give rimjobs to Chad and you are literally asking for an indirect kiss from his crusty asshole?

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CRANK fucking hate you all 2017-06-13 12:50:57 Post No.37672979
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>>37672781
I want a fucking AKS-47 with a hundred round drum mag.
Im not fucking around either fuck women I want guns and gold...Whores are a dime a dozen.
Guns are forever senpai.

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2017-06-13 12:40:09 Post No.37672779
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:40:09 Post No. 37672779 [Report] [View this topic]

HER SONG IS CALLED "GIMME MORE" FOR A REASON BECAUSE ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
LEAVE HER ALONE

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2017-06-13 12:40:00 Post No.37672774
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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:40:00 Post No. 37672774 [Report] [View this topic]

>have a bunch of artistic talent in music, graphic design, voiceovers, and programming
>dont have an ideas guy to help me direct my talent into the next big game or killer app

ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-06-13 12:51:31 Post No.37672985
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>have a bunch of artistic ideas for music, graphic desing, literature and everything
>no talent to program, compose or writte
>too lazy to learn
>I don't want to give my ideas to some faggot and make him rich