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>feeling tired
>drink a cup of tea
>instant headache and dizziness
>feel my heartbeat in my head

Who else here /fragile as fuck health/?

I think one day I'm going to just fucking drop dead for something so minor it's going to puzzle doctors.
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>pizza, drinks
>perfect weather outside
>all alone
>no parents, no friends
>listening to music
>don't have to wake up early tomorrow
>Afterwards I'll go take a shower and work on my music

Post some comfy feels
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>>37675789
Writing a program while drinking from the Keurig I have in my bedroom. No work tomorrow so I get to do the same all day tomorrow too.
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>very early morning
>make coffee
>roll a joint
>don't have to go to work for a few hours
>watching adventure time
>gonna get breakfast a little later

A pretty comfy morning, atleast for me

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girl i know is doing a thing on snap i need some yes/no questions
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Am I an orbiting chocolate bar y/n?
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phones gonna die soon so ill type results if they come in
-OP
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yes i am and orbiting bar apparently

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>tfw found my aunts fartjar
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Stacy is wanting you
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>high school was terrible
>university was worse
>work is almost just as bad
just fucking kill me already. there was no point in any of this
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>>37675392
I can relate op. High school sucked. Didn't go to college. Work sucks even more. If I was capable of forming friendships and relationships, it might be different, but I'm not
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>>37675421
I'm always exhausted in my free time now. And I spend my days having to deal with the public. I wasn't able to make friends or form relationships either, and now my best chance is over anyways. Each day I lose more hair from my head and become more isolated. I wish I was fucking dead
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>>37675539
I'm a neet at the moment, but it's not gonna last. Just biding my time until the shit hits the fan. Don't have any words of advice for you. Just venting and letting you know someone else is going through something similar. Hell, a lot of people are

>only 70 matches and 3 girls that want to hang out after my first 2 days of tinder
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>You will always be uncoordinated
>You will never have good posture
>you will always look like an autist performing manual tasks
>You will always virgin walk
>You will always bump into shit
>You will never truly experience sport

How do you deal with this feel?

>INB4 sports chads say Messi has assburgers.
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OR!g In @L Bump

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>user base of r9k staying around the same age 17-20
>you're getting older
>people now unironically using terms and speech that people only used to use ironically here
>the old r9k is dead and the place where you used to fit in and know so well has become something completely foreign
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>>37675250
The same happened to chatrooms way back when nigga. Time to move on grandpa
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>tfw 27
>tfw 4chan and r9k are flooded with normies 10 years younger than you.
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>>37675271
>Time to move on grandpa
>Time to move on grandpa
>Time to move on grandpa
kore

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How the fuck am I supposed to be responsible

Im scared shitless since I'm going to Uni and I'm a chronic procrastinator.

How do I teach myself to be not retarded and do things on time
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>>37675235
you learn what you're suppose to- when you're suppose to.

sometimes that's after we fuck up- and thats ok.
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you're going in the fall right? what I'd recommend is to start studying right now while you still have time off. train yourself to integrate studying into your daily routine, so that you can somewhat enjoy it rather than being up in the middle of the night stressed as hell.

I fucked up and failed all of my important first year classes. so the next summer I taught myself to study and it helped a ton when I went back. and if you're having a hard time, the easiest thing to do is to replace 4chan with reading. it doesn't even have to be academic but just reading something will benefit your attention span and knowledge more than scrolling through this shithole.

but if you're like me you will come back anyway and potentially bring old habits back too.

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Why don't you guys get mail order brides? You can get a banging hot russian chick with a degree who's probably super smart and interesting for like 25 thousand bucks or so. Since I imagine the average guy here isn't in there late 40's the bride would probably be happy to marry you. If you're smart and find a good network you'd probably have a great experience.
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Why in the fuck? Nothing of which you write is appealing.
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>>37675224

>25 thousand bucks

i have about $250 to my name and that number isnt increasing
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I don't have twenty five thousand dollars.

I want to be married to someone so bad. What the fuck should I do?

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>tfw converted to Islam today

Feels good bring on the winning side. If you can't beat them join them. lslam will soon take over the world
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>>37675214
Murica won't let it happen. They'll enforce martial law before it does. Nice bait.
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>>37675214
>no alcohol
Good meme
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A firm "no".

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>clinically diagnosed schizoid personality disorder

>still get told to "man up" because it's not as serious as schizophrenia.

Why did I have to get given this mental disorder? I still can't function with it, so why does it matter how bad it is compared to other disorders?

I
Can't
Fucking
Function
Full stop
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>had to talk to qt nice stacey the whole day in job
>tfw remembering all the cringey things I said to her during the day

WHY WHY WHY THESE THOUGHTS ARE HAUNTING ME HELP
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>>37675169
alcohol

take it now
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>>37675169
I truly pity you right now
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That sweet feeling of utter failure when a group you're with is having a conversation, then you say something and the conversation suddenly stops, they all quietly look at each other and the conversation awkwardly continues without anybody noting your comment.

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I have fallen for a qt lesbian girl. Is there any hope for me or am I doomed?
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>>37675154
I knew a qt lesbian girl in college. she never said mean things like other girls do and she seemed to care about people's problems.
just leave her alone and hopefully she'll end up being nice. if you go after her she might end up cold and uncaring
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>>37675220
this, if shes a lesbian and not just saying she is like some stacys do for attention than she'll probably hate you for going MUH DICK on her
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Go listen to some fucking Weezer and cry for a bit and it'll all be better.

<spoiler>And long-term, examine what it is about you that causes you to be attracted to lesbians. Perhaps you subconsciously want to fail?</spoiler>

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