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I want to tie up women and tickle their feet. What is wrong with me?
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>>37676391
No one loves, and you already know why, you know you can change but your ego is in the way, so you never will. Just a guess though

tl;Dr ur bad reported

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>in uni
>working with my friend on some work
>about to go home cause I'm hungry
>his laptop dies
>"Ah crap dude can i use yours? I was just watching the basketball and it's nearly finished"
>i give it to him since i wasn't using it anyway
>as soon as he turns on the game, all the tyrone's niggerball receptors turned on
>a swarm of 15 tyrones surround me
>can't leave for 50 minutes because i couldn't ask for my laptop back
Why am i so beta
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>>37676388
>using electronic devices around normies

just dont do it, its way more hassle for what its worth

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I have recently been a ragie wagie. Almost walked out of job.
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Just one more day untill 2 day break

Feels good
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My dad always says its easier to get another job while you still have the old one. That's what I am working on right now, seeing as I hate my current job with every fiber of my being. Every word out of their mouths in the interview was a lie, and I should have realized that anyone making a sales pitch in the interview has some fucked up shit going on behind closed doors. Now I have a written promise by one of the owners to "make it up to me" so the next time I see him I am asking him to save it for my performance evaluation. Even if he gives me a raise I'm still probably gonna find another job.
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Wagie pizza maker reporting in.
I'm not off until Thursday

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Was he one of us?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=126_1497315955
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>>37676335
His entire "imaginary world" revolved around being a privvy to a special club for hateful social outcasts.

so yeah, I'd say so.

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I keep getting these videos on my workphone

https://streamable.com/6k3uo

https://streamable.com/5b8du

https://streamable.com/h2235
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hey anons. what should i say to ask a chick out to not become kissless virgen.
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>>37676202
No, there is no escape. You will always be a KHV and when you die, you will reincarnat as. KHV

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am I a blue pilled normie or a red pilled /b/tard
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>pic related is a minecraft skin
>using /b/tard unironically
Yes you're normie. You dont even browse 4chan.

>If you drank after a female family member, be it your mother, sister, aunt, then you have indirectly sucked, at minimum, 1 penis

>If any female kisses you on the lips or cheek, a penis has indirectly come into contact with your face

>If a girl sucks your penis, you're being indirectly touched/sucked off by a penis

>all of the doorknobs and objects you've ever touched have traces of penis on them

>you came(No pun intended) out of a penis

How does it feel to be indirectly gay, r9k?
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>>37676096
>when I finger my asshole I indirectly have a dick in my ass

thanks OP, I can fap to this
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>>37676096
Still not half as gay as you fag
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How does it feel to be directly a faggot OP?

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>White Wolf bought out by Paradox
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am bored, read me a bedtime story anons.
let us be.
o r i g i n a l
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>>37675950
and then he killed himself. the end.
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Here's a nice story before bed. :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u7PEMlro5m

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Who here /missed out on making friends at school/?

Is it anything like pic-related?
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>>37675937
Never watched that anime but I presume the answer is "sorta".
It really depends on the school you went to I think. A small, closely-knit community K-12 charter school will have more permanent friendships than a series of huge public schools I'd imagine, but fewer social opportunities.
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90% of those friendships end the moment you graduate. And a lot of them turn into toxic dog shit while you are still in school with them.
Now there is one group of friends that still lives in my area with one guy in it who will still invite me to things when the other people leave me out of the group chat. That one outing every other month or so is one of the major reasons I don't want to kill myself, so I guess it worked out okay.

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>>37675929
>I'm 22
>It's too late for me

I went on my first date when I was 25.

Of course, things can always get worse, too.
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>is it set in stone if you still come here

those 25+ threads actually bring tears to my eyes
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>>37675913

>tfw 26 turning 27 this year

Should I just end it?
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If you have the strength, kill yourself before 25
Trust me

Why haven't you started acting like Shinji yet?

https://www.google.ca/amp/m.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Shinji-Ikari%3Famp%3D1
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>>37675854
I have chosen a different path

http://www.wikihow.com/Behave-Like-Cloud-Strife
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>>37676035
There needs to be one for tidus too
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because I have original ideas but that specific artist's market value has exploded as a result of his well-chosen niche and it seems rude to copy him so I'll just stick to my video games

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redpill me on the medical transcription/coding meme
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