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>>37679288
People are just fishing for compliments. Those threads are a major circle jerk. Most things /soc/ related are.

>>37679288
Post your face anon desu senpai

>>37679390
>>37679390
This is true. If you're a 3/10 most people there will tell you you're a 6.

>>37679254
not the best time maybe

>>37679279
It's always a good time.

Oregnog

I don't know how normal people get to socialize and be happy. I just want someone. I know it will never happen. I don't know what to do anymore. I just day dream about anime girls I like and read fanfiction to keep myself not feeling completely alone.

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>>37679007
OriginaIly what?

I screech autistically and really loudly to get back at my neighbors because they have two kids that dared to fucking ring my doorbell once. They probably think a mentally unstable person lives here now and are too scared to come near my door again.

>having oneitis sitting next to you
Get out.

>>37678900
>not slowly increasing contact with her and waiting for her to swat your arm away
>not realizing that she actually likes it so you put your arm around her
>not being too scared to make a move so you accept your place and enjoy the extended contact while it lasts

>>37678900
>Currently cuddling a pillow pretending its oneitis.
>She's probably getting turned out by Chad.
Life is so cruel. I don't blame her though, if I had the choice I would be with me either.

>>37678885
lol if ya want to

Most definitely. After around 7 days of not orgasming, the male body starts producing a ton more testosterone. This is an evolutionary trick so males could appear more attractive for women. The boosted testosterone will give you more confidence, energy, libido, and muscle mass.
Women are also biologically programmed somehow to be attracted to higher levels of testosterone. See this: https://www.livescience.com/28812-women-prefer-smell-of-manly-guys.html
Case in point, nofap for a couple weeks is one of the best things you can do for yourself.

What?
no reply?
losers

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>>37678790
Still fantasizing about about being a cute fembot you fat lard?

Get out and never come back fembots aren't real.

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>stacy beats me at everything
>kill normies

its not good to lie anon
comment was not original.

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im starting to see the 2000s as being distant, can't believe 2009 was 8 years ago

>>37678672
Alright, papa snickerdoodle, I'll take the Asian one.

I'll take the squealing faggot on the far left.

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absolutely disgusting

organogal

Lies no matter how small will always come back to bite you in the ass.

>>37678488
Tell me about it anon. Ive snowballed out of control so many times