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Help, nobody likes me. I tried being obnoxious and that didn't work. I tried being reserved and all that did was make people act polite around me but obviously only tolerating me. I don't know how to be myself.
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>>37681975
Please somebody answer. I'm all alone in the world.

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Stop treating attractive people like gods.
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>>37681973
This is only the case because we no longer worship god.
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It never ends.

I'm a 30 HHKV shut-in NEET that has zero sexual innate sexual desires and I don't like being around people.

I even think women are shit and only use men for their resources most of the time.


But then if my sister comes over and one of her 8/10 friends are with her I can't help be absolutely stunned by their appearance.

It's not that I have a crush or anything, it's just that you get stunned in the heat of the moment of seeing an attractive person and you sort of "switch off" your natural thinking while they're around.

I think it's why good looking people have it so easy, I've been isolated for so many years and yet I still fall victim to any sign of good looking appearance....it must be really hardwired in the lizard part of our brain that we have no control over.
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God i try not to but it's so damn hard. Women were a mistake

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>tfw my chad brother is 15 years old and 6'3
>tfw i'm 19yo and 5'6
HE HAS GIRLFRIEND SO OFC, HES NOT VIRGIN

GOOD PLAY WITH US
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Friend just ghosted me. S-she didn't do anything stupid right. I just need to know you're ok.
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I'm sorry, anon.
But I'm sure there's nothing to worry about, women do silly things a lot. Some femanons just want things from you. I hate to offend you, and I may be wrong about that, but I'm sure she's fine.
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>>37682004
What if she never comes online again. How will I ever know.

She is forcing me to care less about her than the filth of fucking africa.
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im going to use your thread.
HIKKI NV ANON i deleted our chat on acciddent because of realtor spam. i didnt save your number!!!! text me againnnnnn

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It's very weird to see people my age married and with a career. I work a dead end job, single and no chance I'll be able to own a home. It's depressing to wake up one day and realize you're in the loser bracket of your generation.

27 by the way
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life is unfair, the best you can do is use your free time to aquire a skill that eventually can increase your income and make you more independent from this shit system.
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>>37681952
I remember going to a singles event for people who were looking for a spouse. I was giving a lecture on how to converse. People were amazed that I was married at 23 and my wife was 20 at the time.
>"How did you meet her?"
>"I walked up and talked to her"
and
>"How did you know she was The One?"
>"She isn't, but I wanted to marry her"
and
>"How did you end up marrying her?"
>"I proposed"

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I made a rodger for you meme loving fucks
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>>37681913
Elliot never used the expression "thot", or anything like that, as he was not an obnoxious brute.
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>>37682508
Thot wasn't a word yet I think
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>>37681913
>you meme loving fucks
What is this meme?

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>woah anon you got a bald spot brewing back there buddy
>t-thanks Chad I wasn't aware
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normies are not funny, their humor is so shitty and basic, when i say a nice joke they dont laugh
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>>37681821
Normies think the same thing about your humor.
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hi anon let me hear one of your nice jokes
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Normie humor is literally regurgitating stale jokes/le memes XD from other people or making el wacky references ;D and attempting to pass that off as them being funny and making a joke. There's no creativity to it, no effort, and no originality. It's just fucking boring.

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Can I penetrate you plz?
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I fucking hate phone posters,

You realize us ACTUAL ROBOTS with PC's just see a huge fucking shit quality image if we open it right?

FuCKING PHONE POSTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I just had a dream that Melania was a trap and she throat fucked me while Donald was sleeping.
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Nice trips, made me kek.
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>while donald was sleeping

Inaccurate dream irl he'd be awake and jerking off his small dick (but it looks big when he's the one holding it) to it.

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hi im lenny im your new neighbor. *psst* please touch me. im lonley ill do anything to please your long hard stem. *please im old and im just looking for some mildly hard young one inch dick yo. im all swag as you yung folks say it. peace out. swagadoodles
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i'm new in a center for young people with mental issues and they are nice with me, two girls talked with me because they know im shy
and im ugly and manlet, i think normies are wonderful, you robots should go outside and find nice people
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you're just playing the pity card, you don't have mental issues, or you convinced yourself so much that you developed mental issues

either way, you're pathetic, keep taking drugs and destroying your brain, here's your free "I feel so bad for you" for the day

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>tfw you accidentally offend your boss and don't know whether to bring it up later and apologize or pretend it never happened
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>>37681716
>tfw you answer to no one except yourself

Wouldn't you agree, cagie-wagie?
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>>37681735
>tfw self employed

Fuck off, you useless bag of shite.
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>>37681759
What do you do for ca$h anon?

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find me a boyfriend (male)
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There is a board called /lgbt/.
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>>37681666
Depends are you a girI(maIe)?
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>>37681687
>normie gays amd trannies
no tyvm

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Why do women suck so much at business and politics?
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>>37681648
They are men's games. Yes some women can play them but in general women are better suited for traditional female rules that primarily involve care and deep down they don't respect a man for thinking otherwise (although they don't like you saying it).
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>>37681648
Millions of years of evolution OP. It's kind of like asking why fish suck at climbing trees, only much less dramatic.
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>>37681648
>women
anon
https://youtu.be/rGfaJZAdfNE?t=1m35s

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