Admit it, if there were absolutely 0 robots or normies this board would be down the shitter. Only the robots can't hold a stale hivemind with their autistic past experiences. However plebbit scum coming "4 teh lulz! XD" and posting on /r/4chan is a malevolent tumor that's growth can't be halted.
>inb4 normie
>inb4 reeeee
>>37682659
op can't inb4, get the fuck out normie reeeee
what are you talking about, OP? I've got a PhD in mathematics and participate in olympic weight lifting contests, plus hold a nobel prize for largest penis
>18
>7/10 guy small belly fat but working out to kill it
>stronk arms because I worked at a workshop
>live in a penthouse
>had many jobs cause curiosity since 14
>recently graduated from high school with honors
>best friend is chad
>study IT and chink at night cause im haven't decided a career
>dad borrows me the Bike and car
>work at day to get some money
>female coworkers flirt with me and carismatic with male coworkers
>don't have any spendings so all the money is free to use
>not virgin since 13 thanks to my step aunt (she's 3 years older than me)
>have depression
>can't properly sleep
>take antidepressants
>take sleeping pills
>see psychiatrist amd physiologist
>still feel empty
Whats wrong with me?
I've reached my limit onlife yet?
>>37682582
>Have it made
>Complain
>Are normies women now?
All you fuckers do is complain about how good you have it
If I kill myself will anything exist?
>>37682498
No, after you die, your universe dies.
>>37682514
Why live then anon?
if you kill yourself you will die
>be 5'8.5"
>pretend to be a manlet to drag manlet down
>not actually a manlet
It's ball bustin' time!!!
Someone chat with me. Board, on vacation in Eastern Europe, I've got a few hours to spare
Had my 3rd coffee today and still feel tired
>>37682379
how much does a hooker cost there?
>>37682424
Guess it depends on the type. Id assume it's not that much different then in the U.S, depending on class. Low tier ones are more common here though, on on avg cheaper
80-100 US dollors should do the trick for a cheap one. Maybe even 60 depending on the country, the poorer the more value in the money obviously
How are you supposed to have conversations with people? I have no idea what to say in conversations.
Gather knowledge. If you aren't as witty at least you won't get too lost.
>>37682369
When they say a thing ascertain if you know/agree with said thing. If you disagree tell them opposites attract and proceed to mount them.
Drop and give me twenty push ups. Can you do it? Was it easy, difficult?
I struggled near the end, but I did a chest workout earlier today
>>37682291
Due to my metabolism my limit I'm sure is 20.
>>37682312
That's good.
>>37682331
What exactly do you mean by this?
Found a cure for loneliness, I'm forever immune
Stuck in my walk and in my head and I hum her tune
Yep she got rhythm, it's like
Some things don't need words
You know you're living
When it all becomes a blur
Can't be explained and there ain't no reason to
Something strange just takes over you
One million lovers to choose from but none like her,
The only one for sure
One million lovers to choose from but none like her,
The only one for sure
Anime has taught me the meaning of friendship and the joy of life. What has it taught you?
that my life is fucking worthless. It made me notice how fun the life of main characters is and how the only thing I do is sit in front of my fucking pc.
>>37682226
Heck yea, OP i freakin love og Dragonball.
>>37682226
That the manga is almost always better.
Went on tinder, out of the blue get messages from girl from brazil who looks kinda cute but who looks like early 20's but is 32. I'm 22 but she seems kinda...odd..pretending to be a teenager she said and tattoos, piercing
She asked to go for drinks but idk....I think she is kinda crazy guys
>>37682154
>brazil
>she
>>37682154
the robot gods have called unto you
you must obtain the promised charisma from alcohol, then go as far sexually as you can with her
at least hardcore make out session but perhaps you will put your penis into her vagina, engaging in pointless non-procreative procreation, an evolutionary aberration that society deems important
>>37682154
Are you also from brazil? You worded it like only she was from brazil. If you aren't then why do you care.
how can i have the hair of the guy of the left
i have long hair too
Use leave-in conditioner
>>37682134
why do you want the ugly shitskin look?
>>37682165
this. Why would you want thin greasy looking fucking hair
The person I'm crushing on turned out to be female to male trans, what should I do, r9k?
Pic unrelated, it's just a ferret
Does he have an Adam's apple?
Hey /r9k/
I want on 3 different dates last night
First I went to this party with a girl I've been seeing, then I left with this other girl to Applebees to get a drink and watch golden state beat Cleveland. Then after that I went out to eat with this shy weeb girl, telling me about dumb ass anime when I'm probably just pump n go. Have fun being losers on here!
>Highschool crush made her instagram account private.