I am going ghost!
Quality thread 10/10, good luck to you
Kek. You should post this in the draft your suicide note thread.
>>37683935
I wanna fuck Ember
It's official, Barron Trump is /ourguy
>>37683922
Autism detected!
Guess Trump is ok after all
>the expert
The expert for what?
>>37683922
>implying all the cool kids aren't using fidget spinners despite how they do nothing for autism
When you were making shitty Pepe and Wojak OC 5 years ago did you seriously think this is what would become of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRbIdaLD4Q
What's your current mood and what are you listening to anons?
I'm feeling pretty sombre myself
https://youtu.be/9AUA0JH0B38
>reconnect with the one girl who has liked me since middle school
>she got fat and shaved her head
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
WHY CAN'T I HAVE NICE THINGS
Maybe if you went out with her in middle school she wouldn't have turned into a tumblrina.
You should fall for the practice gf meme
Farewell, forever.
>>37683720
I'm genuinely surprised no one has said this yet
Goodbye OP! I hope you'll be happy
How to stop acting autistic around people? Lately I've been sperging way too much. I've already embraced the fact that I'm a robot, but would be great to at least improve the way I act even if just a bit.
>Go to work with the county
>Well-respected thanks to my father and I'm just as good of a speaker as him
>On the path to success
>Go home
>Watch anime all night, play some vidya, then go jerk off to hentai
>That's not even relevant to the other depraved things I do after getting home
>tricked everyone into thinking I'm not a KHV
Who /doubleagent/ here?
How can we compete with this masculine black sex God?
>>37683581
>tfw love color contrast regardless of who is on top
>when the quit smoking cough starts
Its gonna be a rough one.
>smoked like a chimney these past 3 months
>roll my own
>never use filters
>I've smoked at least 3 pouches of American spirit tobacco
>>37683571
just gotta get through 3 days, then the cough will disappear.
>>37683642
I hope it doesnt. I feel like my lungs are black as coal. I want to cough it all up but my chest already hurts like hell.
Are we predestined to be robots? Is this natural selection?
>>37683553
Only if you're ugly/short/deformed.
If you're just socially retarded it means you fucked up, not your genetics.
Do not subscribe to the thought that you were born to be miserable and alone.
This isn't BEE URSELF bullshit
>>37683553
>Is this natural selection?
Read "The Selfish Gene" and pay special attention to the idea of the extended phenotype. See picture for a hint.
Test captcha thread. Orgono
TESTING
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LIVE WITH MUMMY I DON'T HAVE A UTILITY BILL WITH MY NAME ON IT!
they should let you use drivers license for proof of address i dont even drive but i have a provisional to use as id
All my utilities are included in my rent so don't get bills either
>>37683533
Gotta get that 10 cent check? :^)
>LOOK GUYS, ANON DOESN'T HAVE A DEGREE
>>37683429
holy shit you faggots are ugly as fuck please stay away from my line of sight
every single one of my senses is offended and violated by your deformities , please seek some help before anyone else gets hurt
Help, nobody likes me. I tried being obnoxious and that didn't work. I tried being reserved and all that did was make people act polite around me but obviously only tolerating me. I don't know how to be myself. Does anyone have any advice?
>>37683395
>I tried being obnoxious and that didn't work.
How that should work in the first place?
>>37683420
It gets you friends in the short term but it ultimately alienates from any meaningful relationships.