>when you miss your pin and sis gets you in a Sexualizer
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6"0 edgy offencive english half nigger, looking for smol gf
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>6'0
Cuck off you're actually 5'7.
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>>37690008
firstly trips checked
am acutally 6"
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>>37689993
trips checked again
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>Like having long hair but if I don't also pair it with facial hair then normies mistake me for a really ugly girl
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why is nearly every girl a fucking idiot i can't stand it
trying to forget about oneitis by trying to talk to other girls but they all just make me want to kill myself with how retarded they are
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The most autistic thing i did as a kid 2017-06-13 09:32:47 Post No.37689892
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The most autistic thing i did as a kid
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>be me
>made up an imaginary franchise
>superhero task force made up of superhero squad, raving rabbits, martha speaks, transformers, sonic, and a few more franchises
>deviantart.jpg
>thought i was an alien from another planet who landed in my mom's belly in a tiny spaceship
>we fought people who made unhappy endings in cartoons
>like those episodes where the characters have something bad happen to them at the end
>hated those as a kid
>once got trapped in a closet pretending that it was an elevator to the secret base
>made very cringey original ideas with my imagination
>iron man had a girlfriend named iron girl
>made up a fake metal like adamantium called antanium
>one of the characters was a rabbit dressed up like spiderman like from raving rabbits 2
Would you want me to make a fanfiction out of this and post it here?
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>>37689892
Do it.
Oregano has been muted for 2 seconds
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>>37689892
Yes do it OP, we will enjoy them thoroughly
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>>37690172
ok then
>the neil squad
>enter base of all the villains of each franchise i named
>they are plotting to take over the world by hypnotizing everyone
>martha sees them
>finds where i live
>tells me that im an alien from a long lost civilization who landed in my mom's belly and i have special powers
>assemble people from my favorite franchises to fight the bad guys
>goes to stop bad guys attacking a train
>we stop them
>we are heroes
>we go and fight in a field
>all the people are hypnotized
>im not but they capture me
>the heroes break out of the spell and save me
>the city is under attack at night because final battles at night in a city is always cool
>all the civilians are hypnotized
>i stop the villains but they will see me next time
>we throw a huge concert to celebrate
>the end
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> try to talk to girls
> overall good body, have some money
> zero results, fully ignored
> work out hard for over a year
> get a better job and start earning a lot more money
> almost all of the same girls that walked all over me are now very obviously flirting with me
> feel absolute disgust
What happened. I dont even want to talk to them. I never felt this disgusted byvfemales before. Nothing about me changed except I gained a small amount of muscle and they know I started earning money and those were the factors to attract them to me. I knew women are shallow, but this just made me extremely depressed. How do I even find someone and not think that theyre with me for superficial reasons?
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>What happened.
you just stated it.
women want a good provider they can stand to fuck without gagging.
you became that
and here's the real kicker: those women would still cheat on your or drop you if an even better looking male with a better job/more money came along and so much as winked at them.
women are animal tier, no reason, logic, or loyalty. just whatever they feel in the moment will work out best for their interests is what they want.
donate sperm so you can have many, many offspring, save money via being single, occasionally fuck sluts because it's fun, and maybe become a single dad to a biological boy of your own so you can raise him to be exactly what you wanted yourself to be or at least raise him right.
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>be me
>walking in grocery store parking lot
>see car pulling out of a spot
>the car behind them is impatient and honking their horn and revving their engine, acting crazy
>all they had to do was put their car in reverse to get into the perpendicular exit lane and go that way instead, but they just wanted an excuse to honk and act crazy i guess
>they tailgate the innocent car on their way out of the parking lot
>feel bad for the person being harassed, look around and see the NPCs doing nothing, get urge to white knight
>run up and splash some water on the aggressor's windshield
>they stop and honk non-stop, as if the car itself were flinching in pain from the water, fucking lol
>at least the innocent car got away
>finally the aggro car rolls down their passenger window
>it's a roastie autistically screeching about how she's going to call the cops
>she pulls out her phone because she thinks she's going to magically milk some precious social capital and strong independent womyn points out of a video of me walking away
>she honestly thinks this is her mattress girl moment
>she honestly thinks she is about to become a worldwide celebrity because i violently attacked her windshield with assault water
why don't fathers discipline their brat daughters anymore?
posting here because it's the closest I've been to having sex with a girl in three years.
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> non-virgin who got laid just 3 years ago
Cute tale, but you need to go.
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>>37689850
Keep doing stupid shit like that and you're gonna die in a road rage incident. You might think I'm kidding but I had a car hit mine and the driver pull a handgun on me because I gave him the finger when I was younger. You also need to grow up if you think throwing water on a car accomplished anything
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Who /long distance relationship/ here?
>tfw an endless loop of you feeling bad because you're not fun when you talk and you're not fun because you're feeling bad
I am terribly afraid that she'll find someone else online, just the same way she found me (we did meet in real life).
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>>37689796
My gf is also online and a nazi
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Daily reminder that your crush is having sex with a chad right now!
Don't lose hope!
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>>37689772
>It doesn't matter how much dick she's had
>don't worry if it's not your kid
>just be happy someone cares about you
>they divorced you and took half your money? It's your fault obviously
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this thought gives me butterflies
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And she loves every second of it
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>when the edibles kick in
Scooby dooby do
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tfw weed dealer killed himself and now I have nowhere to buy weed from
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>brother stole all my weed
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Sup Robots,
Have any of you ever tried casual encounters on craigslist? What are your experiences? Good/bad?
I'm thinking about trying it in Boston.
>>pic unrelated
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>be balding, out of shape, half-mexicant, 30 years old, (momentarily) unemployed, no degree, short, 4/10 looks
>have fucked a total of 15 women the past ten years
>5 years total in two different relationships
>with the exception of one chubby gilf, the rest were all in their early twenties 6-7/10s and one 9/10.
What's your excuse?
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I don't think so
aborigal
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Post pictures of yourself. What is your secret OP?
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>>37689662
Anyone can get laid. It's about having a relationship.
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>"Aw that's so sweet of you, but..."
WHEN WILL IT END
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How do I meet and date women? 2017-06-13 09:19:37 Post No.37689628
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How do I meet and date women?
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I'm in my late thirties now. I have a well-paying job, and I live on my own. How do I get a girlfriend?
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>Keep working two days a week in ok job not progressing any further when family still hate me
>Become a neet and get despised more while still doing nothing
What should I pick guys? I'll probably pick neet since I've lost all will to care anymore.
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