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Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:31:48 Post No.39456597
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:31:48 Post No. 39456597 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone else stoned? About to roll my last joint for the night. Come share your thoughts with me

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:33:26 Post No.39456636
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>>39456597
Wahahaahahhahahaha anon! Holy fuck anon! I'm high as FUCK right now! Listen to me! I'm high as FUCK! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:35:20 Post No.39456668
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>>39456636
Wahahahaha ANON holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!!! I'm high as balls right now!!! As a giraffe's nuts!!! You are a faggit like Bob Saget!!! Fuck I've been smoking weed all god damn day and I'm in fucking space!!! Wooohooooo!!!!

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>>39456636
You smell like smegma

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:31:09 Post No. 39456588 [Report] [View this topic]

>girl i'm into on FB became friends with a Chad i used to hang out with in middle school
>they're already hanging out tonight at a concert

>tfw i've liked every profile pic she's ever had
>given her hints over the past 8 years that i like her
>have sent her drunken facebook messages telling her how much she means to me
>and within minutes this guy's already gonna fuck her

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:32:52 Post No.39456622
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>>39456588
Women don't give a shit about you dropping hints over 8 years, they want a confident and at least somewhat attractive guy to pursue and fuck

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:32:58 Post No.39456626
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:32:58 Post No.39456626 [Report]

If you can't beat Chad, become Chad.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:33:02 Post No.39456630
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:33:02 Post No.39456630 [Report]

Literally delete her from your friends list and break off al contact with her. You have 0 chance with her anyway so you'll be better off.

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:29:51 Post No.39456564
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:29:51 Post No. 39456564 [Report] [View this topic]

Is anyone else here absolutely shit at math but andanced in almost all other primary subjects?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:32:14 Post No.39456608
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>>39456564
Actually, yes. I think it's because science, history, and lit take less actual brainpower. Well, science up to a point of course. But with math you hAve to really activate your brain. I have too big an attention deficit

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i'm the opposite tb h
great at maths
did comp sci at a level, got top in my county (n.ireland)
doing comp sci at uni, finding it pretty easy
lazy so not doing anything like placement etc, just wanna do my degree an get my job, no "alternative activities or extra curriculars" but idgaf
I'll see how it goes
but yeah maths/programming is the only think I can do expertly, night take a while for me to get a good job after uni, but my brother took 3 years to get a job and he was far better than me
idk, ill play it by ear, as long as I'm not homeless ye know

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:35:44 Post No.39456676
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Thats not how autism works desu, I was really good at shop because it allowed my autistic imagination to run wild. Now all I do with my time is shitpost and woodwork.

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:27:25 Post No.39456516
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:27:25 Post No. 39456516 [Report] [View this topic]

Why even bother interacting with humans anymore?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:28:22 Post No.39456534
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:28:22 Post No.39456534 [Report]

What's the point honestly?
Sgxgssh

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:29:36 Post No.39456563
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>>39456516
If you don't hone up your speaking abilities, you will be trapped in a shitty job.

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>>39456516
i know what you mean OP
ive hit a point where basically all interactions feel unrewarding

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:27:25 Post No.39456515
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:27:25 Post No. 39456515 [Report] [View this topic]

Do black guys with average dicks get laid easier because of the stereotype of them having big dicks?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:31:15 Post No.39456589
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>>39456515
I know you don't get out much because you're a racebaiter but people don't usually make their intentions of why they want to fuck clear to the person they want to fuck. So there's no way to tell. Also the Internet exists now so people don't really believe in stereotypes of any kind since they can easily be disproved.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:33:05 Post No.39456631
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>>39456515

I would say lets find some black guys with little dicks to do AMAs but this isnt reddit its /r9k/ and all the black robots are chubby khv weebs

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:34:18 Post No.39456650
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>>39456589

desu i bet no end of small dicked black guys have disappointed white women over the years. i know several who said it wasnt what they expected.

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:26:52 Post No.39456504
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:26:52 Post No. 39456504 [Report] [View this topic]

I've jacked off 9 times today when does it end

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:28:04 Post No.39456525
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>>39456504
he did it the absolute madman!
original123

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:28:14 Post No.39456529
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:28:14 Post No.39456529 [Report]

>Usually only masturbate thrice a week
>Discover doujin, porn video or ~~fanfic~~ that makes me specially horny
>Masturbate to that at least 4 times in the same day

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:28:22 Post No.39456535
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:28:22 Post No.39456535 [Report]

I hate posters that make a thread and stay silent

kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc)
2017-09-01 11:26:44 Post No.39456500
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kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc) 2017-09-01 11:26:44 Post No. 39456500 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day153

off to work

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:36:57 Post No.39456697
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:36:57 Post No.39456697 [Report]

Hey kakyoinanon, keep up the good work bro. Hang in there.

kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc) 2017-09-02 12:08:19 Post No.39457216
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kakyoinsunglasses (ID: !zBOJlYwduc) 2017-09-02 12:08:19 Post No.39457216 [Report]

>>39456697
thanks anon and you to

Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:19:44 Post No.39457411
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>>39456500
This is a good thread. Thank you kakyoinbro.

Anonymous
Relapse General: 2017-09-01 11:26:17 Post No.39456481
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Relapse General: Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:26:17 Post No. 39456481 [Report] [View this topic]

What are you relapsing on

How long has it been

How does it feel

Common lads we comfy nao

Booze for me, 1 week, feels good mayng

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:30:05 Post No.39456567
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:30:05 Post No.39456567 [Report]

Gambling.
Had to ask my local casino to blacklist me and blocked all the online gambling sites I could.
Trying to distract myself with anime and videogames.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:32:46 Post No.39456619
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>>39456567
I've been there bro lost 2k in blackjack over the past year and a half. Regroup then go to a different cuckino and take em for all your losses and then some

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:38:16 Post No.39456717
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:38:16 Post No.39456717 [Report]

Fapping.
Didn't fap for 4 days. Felt sad. Now I fapped 4 times on September 1st. Still feeling sad.
This shit is so fucking stupid. I wish I had an off switch for my dick.

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:24:22 Post No.39456453
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:24:22 Post No. 39456453 [Report] [View this topic]

"New episode of My Hero Academia on tonight, Anon. Do you want to watch it with me?"

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:25:59 Post No.39456478
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>>39456453
is that anime any good

i didn't like the art style and generally hate high school shit but everyones been raving about it

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:27:23 Post No.39456512
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>>39456453
Yes but please take those demonic contacts out

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:27:23 Post No.39456513
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>>39456453
No you weaboo trash.

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:22:43 Post No.39456423
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:22:43 Post No. 39456423 [Report] [View this topic]

I'd pay to talk to a fembot.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:23:45 Post No.39456444
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>>39456423
hi. how much

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:24:57 Post No.39456464
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>>39456444
That would depend on the fembot. $1-$1000.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:26:00 Post No.39456479
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>>39456444
Gold digger much?
Fuck you robot im original

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:21:12 Post No.39456406
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:21:12 Post No. 39456406 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone else notice how weird and gross transwomen look when they're next to actual women? When they're next to actual women you instantly notice their huge hands, large heads, wide shoulders, and prominent brows, it's kind of disturbing...

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:25:12 Post No.39456466
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:25:12 Post No.39456466 [Report]

Ahem?

Which is which

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:27:38 Post No.39456519
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:27:38 Post No.39456519 [Report]

>>39456466
the one on le right
>>39456406

Im in love with Jaclyn Glenn send help

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:29:10 Post No.39456553
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:29:10 Post No.39456553 [Report]

Nope. Blair White is hot. Would bang if I didn't know she was a tranny.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:17:13 Post No. 39456336 [Report] [View this topic]

Now that Im single I really miss cuddling. Help me not feel so lonely bots.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:18:11 Post No.39456353
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:18:11 Post No.39456353 [Report]

have you tried that Tinder meme?

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>>39456353
No. I kinda want somone with mutual interessts and somone I can get emotionally attatched to for them to later leave me and make me feel like shit.

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>>39456419
i can do that except without the leaving meme

Anonymous
2017-09-01 11:15:56 Post No.39456312
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:15:56 Post No. 39456312 [Report] [View this topic]

Why can't real women look like this?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:26:44 Post No.39456499
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>>39456312
my boobs are not that big oh well

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:34:33 Post No.39456656 [Report]

lezbot here. oh they do, they just dont share with you

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>>39456312
Why can't I just have a girl with a short face, large eyes, and a snout?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:15:47 Post No. 39456308 [Report] [View this topic]

Lets have a chill thread talk about moments where you were so chilled you kinda felt a bit melancholy and rethought your whole life leading up to now....some something like that

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>>39456308
When I left college for the final time and walked those 5 miles home in the light drizzling rain of October as it was windy and I got myself a cherry Coke and listened to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD6qXgKjKzU

Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:19:53 Post No.39456387
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>>39456348
i love this song great choice anon

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>>39456387
I've made the October walk a yearly thing too. I'll walk 5 miles there, and then 5 back, the same route, once a year.
It's really nostalgic for some reason, even though I never made friends in college and disliked it when I was there, I know I would miss it when it was over.

What do you find cosy?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 11:11:39 Post No. 39456227 [Report] [View this topic]

schizophrenic anons,

what are some delusions and thoughts you've had of significance?

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I dont get what are you asking
delusions thoughts Im probably not even schizo for some reason I am even though things happen for real but theyre messed up and no one would believe. why cant the end come

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>>39456313
>I dont get what are you asking
>im probably not even schizo
oh ok

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>>39456360
I mean Im diagnosed but its stupid

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