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>tfw no lolcow gf
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I was thinking today about whether Asian, Latina, Indian, or Arab girls lurk or post on here right under our noses. I know that there's a tiny number of white girls on this site, and an even smaller number of black girls, but I wanted to see whether there are any other races of women out there.

If you're a female (girl) and you're any of these races, it would be cool to get to know you all.
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>>37696539
I am Asian. I've never met a non asian r9k female poster. I think you're looking in weird places.

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Please give me (Ariela) a second chance
Please
I like you
You're comfy
I want to be your friend
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>>37696519
okay
we can be friends again, youre unblocked

>Follow advice to surround yourself with the kind of people you want to be like
>Realize you are physiologically incapable of becoming like them
>Have a bunch of friends who you really like on a personal level but who are a constant reminder of your inadequacies

This is hell.
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You know it's like the conversation always steers toward that stuff too. On one hand they most likely want to see you succeed and stuff get better. On the other hand it's like this constant reminder of why you suck.

The other day I was walking too work. It had rained earlier and their were puddles on the street. As I was passing a big one a van drove right through it and splashed me with water. It was my bosses van. He has one of those stick figure family stickers and a less common color on his van, so I know it was him. When I got to work and clocked in I saw him flirting with the female employee I have been thinking about asking out. I was wearing hoodie at the time so he doesn't know it was me who he splashed. I am so mad, but I need this job. My mom started charging rent and she will kick me out if I come short. She is serious this time.
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I am sorry anon. My life isn't any better if that makes you feel better.
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>>37696532
Your commiseration makes me feel a little better, friend. I have been having a rough time the last couple months, to be honest.

Robots the US, Atlanta in particular, sucks for dating. Nothing but fat niggers.

Is there a country or state/city that is better? I have an MBA so I can go pretty much anywhere for work and I want a gf.
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Wisconsin is still nordic, and I heard Mass is still filled with irish qts

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Will a female dentist assistant remember me after 6 months? I told her a lie about being in college last time I went. I just want her to completely forget about me so I can tell the truth and say I'm a neet this time. I can't keep up the college lie because she asked about what classes and shit I was doing and I didn't have an answer I was so embarrassed. Please somebody help
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>>37696399
No, NORMIES won't remember who you are
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>>37696399
It is a dental assistant, op. And yes, she will remember you.

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This Chad that used to bully me started a twitch channel

xFURNOx

Anyone wanna fuck with him?
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>>37696374
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I really liked the animated Clifford show when I was a kiddo. Fuck man.
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>>37696374
literally no one cares, but i did enjoy the image you posted.

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Feels thread. The main goal is to get other users to feel. Come with your strongest material.
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whoops wrong res
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god this year passed by... I was looking forward to it yet I lost it before it even began...

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Who else /key to the gate/ here?
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>>37696100
what do those words at the bottom say?
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>>37696151
Det Som Engang Var
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>>37696100
>MY EYES ARE SHUT, I CANNOT SEE THO CLEAR IS MY DESPAIR
>I DRIFT AWAY, FAR AWAY FROM PLACES YOU SEEK!!!

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ITT: we pretend that we were in 4chan school and tonight is the graduation ceremony.

What is the theme song playing during our walk out

Who is the celebrity class speaker and what do they speak about

Where is the event held

Which band do we hire

Are roasties present?

Where's the afterparty
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>>37696048
This would play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1kZnhuM3I

Wojak would be our class speaker, he would reminisce about No Gf and preach wise Redpill Theory

The event would be held in the cafe of broken feels
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>>37696093
>boulevard of broken dreams starts playin

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>Interviewing CHAD for a job
>He smiles at me and I smile back
>Gives me a deep staring look
>Interview finishes, go in for a hug, he just sticks out hand for a handshake
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dumb larping faggot
kys already
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>>37696031

How ugly are you?

saged btw

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do any other robots use SAS?
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proc kill data=yourself; run;
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No, sorry, I'm not a complete monkey-brained dicksucking retard who uses child-tier proprietary nigger software, I use actual big boy tools like R or Python.

But hey, you do you.
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>>37696057

you forgot a semicolon after kill

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBu4IfolNE

Autistic disabled gamer even has a wife. What's your excuse?
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Get in on the omegle action anons, make new friends, r9k, robot9001 tag
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>>37695776
there's no way in hell this will end well
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>>37695776
no one is here

orbigital
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Sure, joining in. Hopefully I won't get skipped forever.

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