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Thats a rambutan, not a litchi. It's almost like you haven't travelled extensively around SE Asia, experienceing new and exciting foods.

>>37705169
Wanna play dick touche?

>>37704935
>litchi
You mean lychee right?

>would suicidal men risk their lives for wealth and pussy, with long periods of camaraderie at sea?
no, why would they do that?

>>37704904
>having to shit in a boat
>no internet or vidya
>no privacy

no thanks

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>>37704840
>phone rings
>ignore it
>it rings again two minutes later

>>37704840
I look through the peep hole and open it up if it's a package or food, otherwise I just stand there and try to breathe quietly until they leave

No one worthwhile shows up unannounced anymore. Unless I'm expecting a package or food, I don't answer the door. 9/10 times it's someone trying to sell something or get me to go to their church.

Lel. That's pretty good anon.

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>>37704774
i don't know who you are, but just know that I was about to post the exact same thing. the EXACT SAME THING.

It's another anon gets drunk with a girl on discord and says a bunch of embarrassing shit episode. Tired of fucking reruns

>>37704755
About to fail a test. I am a failure in life. 22 with no higher education

Did you try to kill yourself?

According to some shit I just read on the internet you'll be fine - a google search is free and no more or less credible than what you'll hear here

"Amyl, Butyl and IsoButyl Nitrates (aka poppers) are completely and rapidly metabolized in the liver by first-pass mechanism. These are very fast acting and are broken down almost immediately into undetectable metabolites. It doesn't show up in blood or urine tests."

>>37704704
it made me drowsy and could jerk for hours having a death grip
mixed bag i'd say

>>37704591
femanon here
I know right? Im always trying to text so many people at once that I need to be fast, but being fast means i make alot of mistakes. like yesterday I was texting my mom, my sister, my dog (lol that's a bit of a joke but I do have a number for him becuase it's fun to pretend) my boyfriend, my tumblr boyfreind, my best freind sarah and my other best freind janice. like, ok so I was texting sarah and janice and well, they don't like each other so me and sarah where talking about the things we dont like about janice and OH MY GOD i was talking about how flat her ass is but I sent it to janice, Like OMG it was so bad. i don't really know what to do. I tried playing it off like I was talking about someone else, but I think she knows. i dont know, ill have to make it up to her somehow

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>>37704591
mfw I realize I will never have something like pic related

>>37704640
if you start putting
>femanon here
at the end of your posts
you might bait someone into reading any of your shit

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>>37704555
Be thankful you didn't spill your spaghetti and confess your attraction to her.

Most normals have no "real" hobbies. But they're attractive and like picking on the weakest link. The weakest link would be you

That girl is a human doll.The guy looks like the average r9k user.Of course he would be happy

>>37703804
femanon here
>why today
well, why did you decide to get nostalgic today

>>37703819
I was looking for directions on google maps and somehow started looking into the area where I grew up from when I lived on the other side of the country.
spent three hours "walking" around the place I used to know.