Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 40. page

>>39644627
Shut up, you big cunt

>>39644637
Open down, you little dick

bussipysakki

Lurk moar or GTFO

not 4chan. just /pol/ and ledditors

>>39644585
Why did you expect anything else from a site where you're free to express any opinion, no matter how biased or nonrational?

>>39644616
Those fuckers are everywhere.

>>39644557
That woman isn't your mother.
This counts as something nice

Dab on them hoes

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>tfw looked instantly for her penis
>tfw she looks disgusting to me
>mfw /r9k/ has done this to me

What games do you want to make anon?

>>39644554
Kinda doesn't matter, as long as we'd both enjoy doing it, even if it fails.
Still personally i'd be keen on making a roguelite or something for practice.

>>39644559
What kind of settings do you like?
Do you have any experience?

Honestly the cat would just have climbed down eventually

>>39644492
>normies bother robot.mp4

>anon you need to leave your room once a week, you should go outside like all the other kids your age

They're illegal and ethically wrong

Dude she wears high AF heels, sexy stockings and has an iphone, she aint a girl anymore.

>>39644489
Cute! I went through a period of watching films and reading books with age gap relationships. I'd like to be in one, or at least try it out, but I'm way too shy.

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Not having self-imposed autism helps.

>>39644109

Stop making sex the goal. Start making relationships with girls the goal. Not just romantic ones, but friendships as well. The more time you spend with women, as friends or as more than, the more likely you are to get laid. Once you get good enough you'll be able to make sex the goal. In the ideal situation, you have a healthy mix of FWBs as well as still able to go out with the boys and go home with randos.

If you're unattractive, try being attractive.

>>39644109
Just Be Goodlooking theory. The looks pill is brutal.

>>39643925
this thread sucks

100% chance you're a NEET or 100% autistic, because as soon as you have co-workers or classmates it's really easy to make friends and go out with them.

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PPIIIICCKCKCKKLLEEE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKK!!!XDDDD

If you're trying to revive this meme, at least use the one where the asian is raping the black.

>>39643905
What is with her facial expression? The placement of her hands suggests she's fighting back, but he face says "vegetative coma."

I should just start to try and rape women since apparently I'm already considered a rapist by society. Might as well get something out of it.

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congrats bro...have a prize

>>39643913
That's not enough to get me hard.

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>>39644398

don't worry i got you bro

>>39643900

Thats a comfy photo but there arent enough bedrooms.

Does everybody sleep in pepes bed?

>>39643910
If I made thread about my asshole leaking juice over a nigger dick, I'd be rolling in replies.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjnayJBrcrA

cos it sad

>>39643798
Tell me about yourself anon. I wish I had friends aswell. Not saying i'm just gonna flat out add you, but still interested in learning about you. Do you want anything specific from a friendship? A relationship? What would you like to do with the person, besides talking? Where are you from?

>>39643812
Not really, just someone I can trust not to be a bully because I'm different and won't bring up past events to hurt me like a lot of people irl that I want to distance myself from.
I like nature and history, I'm in Western Europe. There are lots of both everywhere here I guess but my life feels very scheduled by my illness sometimes, nothing serious but injections and that.
I like leaving the house really, and science, especially chemistry are fun to me.
I don't really know what I'd do with another person, I play vidya and watch anime most of the time or just sit around listening to music all day.

>>39643845
You sound really boring, look for a relationship it'll fix you right up lad

>>39643794
>Get dating app
>Don't be ugly
As easy as that anon

>>39643794
put yourself out on the internet where girls can see you

prob 2 years ago i was like you, no gf, hugless kissless virgin. i made youtube videos though and apparently they were good enough to pull this girl in and she started messaging me all the time. we've been together now for a year and half and we're going to be living together within the next year

>>39643794
Fuck I hate people like this

"butlazy" is an excuse dumb people tell themselves to justify their failings because laziness feels like something they can change while stupidity isn't.

ive always thought that phrase is contradictory. if you're really smart, you wouldn't be ignoring your talent by being lazy.

>>39643750
/dumbandlazy/ master race reporting here. How can you unironically consider yourself a bot when you're smart?

>>39643733
>> there's always a very bad dark atmosphere at our place
kek

>>39643733
>start living together
How long had you known her when you moved in together?

Anyway this can only end one of two ways:
1) She gets treatment
or
2) You leave her and she makes another suicide attempt/"attempt"

Pass her my way OP, she literally sounds like me in female form.

We'll probably off ourselves together in a ritual.