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>>37707088
>try to flirt at a bar
>she walks away
>bartender feels bad for me and gives me a free beer
>eventually bag a 6/10 that got stood up by chad

~~european extreme mode: she never texts or calls back~~

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>>37707336
Not like I intend on having kids, one of me is already enough. Plus it feels good

>>37707373
Shit nigga at least it worked out in the end

Now I'm walking my dog, it's beautiful out

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 05:01:58 Post No. 37707066 [Report] [View this topic]

>befriend a qt gril
>she becomes my oneitis
>realize that one day she will tell me she's getting married to someone else and it will break me
>ghost her to avoid this
Life is suffering

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:56:41 Post No. 37706986 [Report] [View this topic]

>last night
>dreaming
>about to have sex in a dream
>wake up
Not even in my fucking dreams

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:53:14 Post No. 37706944 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw too lazy to even plan my suicide

holy shit no wonder I'm a loser

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:54:26 Post No.37706957
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i now identify as an ant

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>>37706944
>the Japanese don't think someone (thing) is working hard enough
ha.

Anonymous 2017-06-14 05:15:22 Post No.37707272
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>its actually somebodies job to study any neets

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:44:04 Post No. 37706792 [Report] [View this topic]

>one chance at life
>born with a penis smaller than 7 inches and thinner than 5.5 inches
Literally don't even have the bare minimum required to have a GF that probably won't cheat on you with Chad.

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How Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:40:15 Post No. 37706745 [Report] [View this topic]

How much wood can a lumberjack cut down? I need answer pls

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:42:34 Post No.37706777
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>>37706745
The question is too general to answer accurately. It depends on tons of factors like his skill, tools, time available, type of terrain/trees, plus countless other minor factors. You'd have to research each individual case more thoroughly and provide more information if you want a useful answer.

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>>37706745
How much wood would a wojak chuck if a wojak could chuck wood?

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>>37706745

20 solid cubic metres in a day, manual logging, pro with a good flo

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:37:12 Post No. 37706689 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it weird to add a girl you don't know on facebook?

I ocasionally see this really pretty shy girl IRL but never had the courage to approach her. Is it weird to add her on facebook? We live pretty close by

>inb4 normiebook

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:35:53 Post No. 37706673 [Report] [View this topic]

Why the fuck is this board infested with normies and redditors. Why do people give attention to the "fembot" threads.What happened r9k? Why are you like this?

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:43:01 Post No.37706783
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>>37706673
femanon here; its our board now theehee :3

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:35:31 Post No. 37706664 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you will never have a qt fat gf

Why was I even put on this Earth?

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:34:50 Post No. 37706651 [Report] [View this topic]

today is my birthday i hope you got me something nice!

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:34:34 Post No. 37706648 [Report] [View this topic]

I am planning to lose my virginity to a (Southeast) Asian prostitute, probably in the next few weeks. I'm worried that I'll be too nervous to go through it when it comes down to it. Any tips? Anyone else done this?

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:36:34 Post No.37706681
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Anyone else paid for sex, or even had sex? Yeah loads.

Just pay, fuck the prost, and spend the rest of your life wondering what was so difficult about the whole thing.

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>>37706681
Obviously I'm asking /r9k/, people who have difficulty talking to a woman let alone having sex with one, so it is not that "easy".

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be careful, they love to pickpocket you. Don't let them buy you a drink and if your hotel has a mini safe put your wallet and other valuables in it.

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virgins post here Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:29:32 Post No. 37706563 [Report] [View this topic]

male
22
no sex of any kind
no kiss
no experience

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:33:59 Post No.37706636
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Fellow virgin here, bumping

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>dated 4 girls
>I. 3 months
>II. 6 months
>III. 2 weeks
>IV. 4 years
>V. Multiple random encounters, attempting to fill the bottomless void

Now I'm celibate by choice

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>>37706563
>male
Not that you needed to mention it.

>>37706636
0/10
Now that you have a (you) fuck off to /soc/

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:27:52 Post No. 37706540 [Report] [View this topic]

Was Elliot Rodger /ourguy/? Do you think he influenced society on how robots should be treated better?
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI1S0PKJR8

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:30:20 Post No.37706576
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>do you think he influenced society
By going on deranged killing spree and writing a meme manifesto? No

Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:31:37 Post No.37706604
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real femanon here
>Was Elliot Rodger /ourguy/? Do you think he influenced society on how robots should be treated better?
yes

Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:32:12 Post No.37706612
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Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:32:12 Post No.37706612 [Report]

No, he was a fucking reatard who deserved his fate.

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