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how do you find a prostitute?

i am too shy and awkward to even think about going to the bar/club and i just want to lose my virginity
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backpage dot com
I've never used it before so be careful
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There should be websites you can go to. Bedides that it's just hanging out around stripclubs - but I understand that's too much for you
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>>39458060
went to one today, paid 60 for her to jack me off a bit ride me and blow me with a condom. She looked nothing like her picture. Was really bad and i coldn't get hard. Most probably go to a native english speaker

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I desperately want to be famous, I'll do anything. How can I sell my soul?
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you don't need to sell your soul, you just need to shoot a lot of people
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>>39458056
be good looking ,and i mean , like dont look repulsive. write great songs ,or be like kardachionasansda , make a sextape . so many celebs fall to the sextape meme, but probably it will work for you .
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fame is worthless at this time

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>be walking home
>kid points at me and says look at at man
>mother says I know I see him
Wtf? Am I a literal goblin? This keeps happening.
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And nobody cares about my plight...
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So your problem is people keep telling you you're a man?
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>>39458188
Why, what do they call you?

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"Hopefully we don't get hacked by"
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>>39457970
Don't mind me i just want to go to this thread
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stopped reading at "leader"
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>>39458050
good job anon
>>>/b/743905959

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How do I become smart?
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There is no way to truly "become smart". You can acquire knowledge through learning, but that isn't the same as natural intelligence.
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You can't. But it doesn't matter. It's more important to be useful than smart.
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>>39457985
>>39458015
Why do you think some people are born with more intelligence than others? What makes the difference?

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ITT Unpopular opinions

I think white knights would make this board better
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>>39457909
That's just false, not unpopular
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Incels are just as retarded as beta orbiters.

This board puts too much emphasis on relationships.

There is nothing inherently wrong with indulging in sensual pleasures. Hedonism is only wrong if it's done at the expense of your general well being.

A lot of Christposters here are only Christian because of their far right political beliefs, not because of an actual belief in the religion itself.

Feminism is imperfect, but generally a good thing. The men's rights movement is deeply flawed, but makes some good points.
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>>39457909
But half of the people here are all ready white knights

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I want a manic pixie dream girl gf
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>>39457897
Literally everyone does.
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>>39457897
What is her Instagram now?
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>>39457960
i want to beat a "girl" like this

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MAN I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I COULD EVER BE
A DRUG ADDICT NAH
FUCK THAT I THAT I CANT HAVE IT HAPPEN TO ME
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Spotted the spook.

Spooooook
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so, what's everyones drug of choice? mine is Opiates. specifically poppy seed tea.
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i have never been addicted to a drug

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>tfw no young, effeminate, straight, white nationalist male with large, slender feet to be in financial servitude to and locked up by
>tfw he would rewire my brainlet mind to his own ideology

t. dicklet beta male
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>>39457855
>>tfw no young, effeminate, straight, white nationalist male with large, slender feet to be in financial servitude to and locked up by
>>tfw he would rewire my brainlet mind to his own ideology
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>t. dicklet beta male
Dumb sissy white boi.
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>>39457855
>tfw wide feet
I was so close
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>>39458641
What size are they and do you have long toes?
Are your legs hairless?

Even the son of God was a Chad
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he's pointing to us
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yet he died a virgin
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>>39457854
No, he was not a selfish person

>One shot at life
>Born Scottish
JUST

Who else /niggertierwhite/ here? I'm sure you Slavshits can relate.
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IoI you people will always find something to complain about
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>>39457799
t. blackbot

Fuck off, DeTyrone. You'd never understand what it's like. Everywhere you go, other whites see your pale skin and hideous green eyes and they know. Oh, they know.
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>>39457895
not even black, i'm a non-white manlet and i'll die a virgin but at least i'm not complain just because other people have it better than me

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be honest now, which one would you ''fuck''?
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The milf
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>>39457735
It's the middle one for me . I like her big nose
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>>39457735
None. Far right and middle aren't too bad though

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Guys I seriously need your help as soon as possible!
What are the worst women stereotypes?
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>>39457653
Woman are just holes god made for us
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Are they stereotypes if they're actually grounded in truth?
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>>39457653
"Green tea bitch" is probably among the worst that's true. i.e a girl who pretends to be an innocent cute girl but is actually a massive fucking bitch.

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post your reactions when 4chan says your comment was unoriginal
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origininainoangoabogubogjbosjfbaosjbgoasjbgoajbgs
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>>39457645
The robot was a mistake
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Had a muscle spasm as I posted this.

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>tfw want to move out of parents
>tfw no job
>tfw can't get a job because college eats up all my time
>tfw too autistic for customer service jobs

What am I to do?
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>want to move out of parents home
>will only do so when I have the money to live off investments and own a small cheap home
>I'll likely be stuck here for many years to come despite wanting to leave tomorrow
shit
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>>39457638
>>tfw too autistic for customer service jobs
Force yourself to try them. People skills will help no matter what job you get, and retail is a great way to work on them.
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>>39457676

I physically shake when talking to people/am in public. I even shake in class, it's uncontrollable.

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