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If your standards are low enough any full time job will make you rich

>>39458691
Why be rich when you can be homeless?

>>39458719
Why be alive when you can be dead?

>>39458631
No
Roasties are allowed and even encouraged to have absolutely ridiculous standards, I feel justified at least wanting someone who's fuckable

>>39458631
I actually would. She looks like she could look pretty cute if she cleaned up a little. I'd help her doll herself up and look better and then fuck her and cuddle tbqh.

Most "ugly" women can be quite cute and fuckable if they just wanted to be.

See >>>/gif/11194968

Totally cute and fuckable while not considered conventionally attractive.

I think it's more that I couldn't fuck her. Dick wouldn't cooperate. Maybe with booze and viagra an a high stakes bet from friends.

>>39458592
By weed and hotbox a bus.

>>39458592
go back to haiti you piece of shit

Hijack a bus and demand that everyone on the bus has to suck your dick

>>39458541
>high school
>summer after junior year
>girlfriend of 2 years moves 4 hours
Everything else is falling apart (if it hasn't already). I don't think it's because she moved but I do know that was the exact point where my world started to turn upside down.

>>39458598
I meant to say she moved 4 hours away. It's been a long day.

>>39458541
When my parents decided to stop using condoms, also applies to their life.

Looks like Seattle. Fuck Seattle.

Also, life got progressively more stuff, but life became increasingly empty. Don't Fuck up.

nice pic,

i made the mistake of going to college, and then after couldnt get any job, and got stuck working jobs that didnt require college anyways. College was the same as HS, minus the bullying

>>39458536
My life hasn't changed at all
i'm still a beta outcast that browses 4chan
except now i just go to college

>>39458517
Death means everything is a waste of time.

>>39458517
I'm wasting time until the missiles start flying and something fucking exciting happens. Hopefully soon, things are looking up.

>>39458517
Anon, my life is shit but I'm trying my best to work for money to enjoy myself in this life. Maybe in the next life I'll be able to live the happy chad life. In a few years I'll go to eastern europe and blow my money on hot prostitutes.

>>39458507
How is that a problem? You cum fast and get done with it.

>>39458533
(and the girl runs away)

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>>39458552
You don't belong here so. Back to /r/eddit

>>39458489
The "udders" thing probably is alluding to "cowtits" which essentially mean you have big tits. It's a compliment, albeit an oddly worded one. As for the other thing...uhhhh...I got nothing.

>>39458489
Yes. Worse than vulgar, he is stupid.

Nothing wrong with calling them udders, weird choice of words though. I can understand a woman not wanting to be compared to a cow. Anyone that pisses in a pool or even in a shower is a degenerate.

>If you settled for an 8/10 you wouldnt be single
Nigger i cant even talk to 1/10 women. Its called having horrible self esteem issues.

>>39458387
9/10 robots would settle for a cutie like that who probably shares their interests of chilling, anime, video games or reading.

She's a 10/10 though.

>you should watch K-On it's a fucking masterpiece
>She responded lol

>>39458386
/chad/ here, if you try just a little harder you can swing a pitty fuck out of her.

>>39458386
Told a girl I'm fully aware that I'm gonna die alone. She said I'd make an awesome bf, but refused to let me be her bf.

Does it count as a hug if it was from behind and by surprise?

>>39458413
yes it fucking does

it counts double even since it sounds like it was playful

>>39458385
You're right I'm not a khv
I'm a khhtv

>>39458230
Have you thought about being in a chastity device?
Testicles get really sensitive...
N-not that I'd know.

>>39458230
I'm confused by how this thread is redacted.

Ballbusting is my fav fetish tho

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>>39458312
I use my penis too much for that. I usually jack off 1 or 2 times a day and get intimate once a day or every other day.

>>39458228
Originally, I do not know.

She wouldn't be much of a succubus if I just let her.. no time for a shit fuckubus

>>39458228

It's not like anyone else is going to.

I've been to a funeral, had to altar-serve. I would shake every time I went up, did not enjoy it at all and felt like puking most days from the anxiety. None of the others though.

>>39458222
Done all of those, still sitting on r9k alone on a Friday night

>had a threesome
>had beers at the bar
>taken mushrooms
>graduate

>>39458064
Lose interest in it by learning how to feel more joyful than fapping.

>>39458064
Start seeing modern women as a the disgusting vessels of the pathogens that will end civilization that they are.

Learn to draw. Not only will women generally look less attractive, but you'll be just as likely to try and learn to be a better artist when you see a woman as you are to try and get off.