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>Anon have you ever played willy wars before???
>The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!!
>I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!
>We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
>My big fat willy used to always beat keith little brown chinky one!!! :D
>But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg me to shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
>l think it was so his parents wouldn't see alI the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to Iick up aIl the willymilk too!

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I'm always bored and I have a lot of time on my hands.

What are some hobbies I should try that don't require me to socialize with others?

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I'm nearing the end of his suicide tapes. It's depressing, to be quite honest. He was a person who still had feelings. He keeps reminiscing about all the memories in his house, in his yard, and with his family. He said he treated his mom to a meal at Olive Garden; which he's never done before. Delusion took over his life, and he sat there, all alone.
I'm sure we can ll relate.

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>tfw just typed "you are [full name]" and "[full name] is your only friend" in notepad over and over again and now my sense of identity and self-confidence have obviously improved
Do this right now. I know it's really autistic but it works

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>be me
>20
>spend time with grandad
>he was pretty cool and open minded
>he starts asking questions about girls
>try to avoid them
>Dont be ashamed anon, im sure you've been practising
>alright
>decide to go full retard
>tell him about an experience i had
>asks me for details
>said it started slow, kissing
>she slid my hand down her skirt
>we took our clothes off
>then i put a finger in,
>sounds of pleassure were getting more intense
>grandad was really listening
>i continued to add fingers until my whole fist was inside
>i slide my arm slowly into her
>When i was up to my shoulder i wriggled in with my head, and forced my other arm, torso, and legs inside
>NOW I AM IN CONTROL
>i call her mum and have a conversation
>i went shopping, new shoes and clothes
>had something to eat
>after i was finished with her i rolled around several times
>she climaxed like a old washing machine and i came out

For the rest of the day there was no talking

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JUST BEE YOUR SELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syNSzONBVG0

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Comfy musicians thread.

Post musicians you feel are comfy along with a sample of lyrics. If they do instrumentals maybe post a link.

> You're soft as glass.
> And I'm a gentle man.
> We got the sky to talk about
> And the world to lie upon

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Who else had a comfy day? Pretty overcast (but 70 degree weather), watched rounders, played some vidya.

Having a small glass of milk and a few Oreo cookies before I brush my teeth and get in my bed with freshly washed sheets.

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I just wish I felt like I belonged in places again. It's not like I think the world is out to get me or that it owes me compassion and coddling.

I just recognize that I myself am the problem and it's my own fault for pushing others away or not being invested like I should be.

I don't want to be this way, I sincerely don't, but I don't know how to stop.

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>4:45am
>sun is already rising

FUCKING SUMMER

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I don't feel too good.

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Nice to see there are probably Nintendo devs that are Robots and non normies. I bet they hate Chads too and work in the offices making vidya all day and lurk /r9k/ and decided to put something in the game only for us to understand.

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FUCKING SHITTING GOD CUNTING DAMNIT

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In this thread we rank the latest trilogy of Swans albums, my ranking from worst to best is:
>To Be Kind
>The Glowing Man
>Pic related

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Turned 20 a few weeks ago and am a KV, have I passed the point of no return? How soon until my wizard powers manifest?