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>tfw you have video footage of you having sex and yet you are still a robot
FUCK
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>>37730754
Name start with a J?
Desu
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Having sex, even if just once, has you join 99% of people. You are literally a fucking normie.
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>>37730754
>you are still a robot
Not true.
You now belong nowhere.

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how come when you see something and you go back to look for it, its almost impossible to find it again
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Are there any cool gayposters around here aufZb
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"cool gayposters" don't join discords. Discords are full of obnoxious faggots, gross hisitronic trannies, and their dipshit orbiters. Fuck off and saged.

>normies really think there will be manned Mars mission in their lifetime
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Do you really think you're better than the "nu-males" you always make fun of?
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Yes. Not partaking in a fight is better than having your ass handed to you.
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numales are a social strata above most robots
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>>37730534
Yeeeeh indeed.

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>make fun of """fembots""" on 2 discord servers
>get kicked out of both
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>>37730494
Keep doing the lords work anon.
one day we will rid the board of this tumour

Did they release the mark yet

>2 written exam
>thought I ace the 1st one like a boss
>just fuck my shit up for the 2nd
>result out
>1st exam : 66%
>2nd exam : 70%
>tfw did better even though i bombed the entire paper
What the fuck.
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>>37730489
>XDDDDDD look guys I actually did good wow I didn't expect this

fuck off normie

who /barelypassing/ here
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I am in my last year of masters and I have to do a research project.
I hate it. My topic is shit, the experiments are boring and the professor thinks I am an idiot. I am afraid of everyone there and almost nobody talks to me.
Fuck why did I fall for the stem meme.
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>>37731363
>barely passing
>not failing everything that matters
fuck off normie

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Joined some random discord and saw this chick my friend got nudes off, she might be under the legal age and i posted her pics on the discord. how fucked am i? i live in a different country
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>>37730478
your fine dont worry buddy

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Just spent my last handful of change on a tall can and tiny bottle of whiskey. Spent all my money this month on shit instead of paying rent or puting gas in my car. Absolutely zero food to eat but I can alway walk to the pod bank. This is bad though. I think I'm fucked guys.
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>>37730457
good, maybe you'll have to break your routine and do something new. hope you find a way to work it out
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>>37730473
I'm not going to change anything. I think subconsciously I want to be homeless an live the hobo life.
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>>37730457

I sincerely hope some miracle happens to you so you have mental capacity and content to have a better outlook on life and dig yourself out of what appears to be economic suicide and self medication of depression

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Can someone give me some motivation to leave the house today and get things done? I had a list of errands to run today and I don't want to keep putting them off since I have to go back to wagecucking tomorrow.
But outdoors is nervewracking and indoors is comfy.
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>>37730453
Quit ur gay job faggot
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>>37730453

I hear you, anon. I get this feeling every time I need to do something.

Only thing that helps is to just get ready and get out the door. Like when you wanna go swimming but the water is cold, you just have to dive in. Then you get used to it pretty fast.
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>>37730517
Guess I'll take a shower and get going then. Dive right in. Just needed someone to tell me.
Can't keep doing this everytime I'm off work and have shit to do. Thanks Anon.

Heyyyy guys its me a FEMbot. Did you know I'm a girl AND robot ? Haha how cool is that for a GIRL ? Women CAN be robots stop being soooo mysoginistic anon tehe. We have real problems as well just like robots except we are GIRLS and have our GIRL problems so we need to mention that we are FEMbots and not just regular dumb old robots. Im just a small 5ft introvert ugly girl who can never get the boy I like all these ugly guys keep chasing me I can never get away from them theres always like 6 at once and I hate it just because im a GIRL who likes anime

>Pic related: It's me a girl

(btw am a girl)
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Youre not a girl. Youre a silly man posting on a tibetan rug weaving forum.
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Femanon here

You go girl woooooo

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>be me
>high school
>band cuck
>usually eat in band room
>band room locked
>"fuck"
>go to porch monkey lunch room
>get approached by a black yard
>she starts mumbling religious lingo at me
>I go sit outside the band room to eat lunch

Did I just get cursed by a chromie?
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>dreamed about having sex again
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>dreamed about getting a hug
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>>37730189
>dreamed about being in a apartment
>my first or second time there
>hear a voice calling,Anon come! I have something to show
>i stand up,walk towards the bathroom
>door partially closed see her changing
>a bit of flash forward
>i enter shes wearing this red dress looks really stunning
>i say,damn you look beautiful
>the dress was a present i gave her
>hugged her from behind
>serenity
Woke up really really disappointed
Fucking hate this kind of dreams
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>>37730189
>dreamed about oneitis again
>haven't thought if her in months now
>the desire feels hit me hard this morning

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>laughing maniacally while crying at random
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>>37730141
I went through that stage in my teens.

I already knew I was fucked
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>>37730141
Have you cannibalized anyone lately? Literally kuru.
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>>37730141
>tfw every time you get too excited you burst out laughing maniacally and start crying at the same time

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Is there anyone here who is Schizophrenic? Can you tell me what is your life like and how you figured you needed to see a doctor?

For me I had a bad panic attack and I haven't been able to sleep. I hear voices but in my head and not in my ears. I've been super scared lately and I cant sleep because of it.

Sometimes I'm told to cut myself. I use to hear this when I was 16 but I thought it was just anxiety. I am getting paranoid.
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>>37730117
I tried to use my wizard powers but they didn't work. Then when I covered every window and opening in the house with aluminum foil while they were gone they took me to a doctor. How old are you? How long have you been having these symptoms?
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>>37730117
Cut yourself right now.
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>>37730258
I am 21. I've heard some voices when I was a teen. But lately theyve been getting a lot louder. the paranoia happened since December. voices happening a lot this week. I've been living in a very stressful apartment too.

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