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Holy FUCK. I am going insane, its been maybe 5 months since I've socialized with anyone, and that was when my cousin came to visit. I just want to hang out with someone for FUCKS SAKE. I have no friends though
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Is there any other excuse other than autism or retardation for not being able to understand what things are cringe and what things aren't?
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only underage redditors care about cringe anon.
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intentional cringe is a must

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Hey, bra, your mom's tiddies look yummy.
Get outta the way, anon!

Gimme that toy too while you're at it.
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post rare alt right hate symbols
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>>37734084
Is it 2014 again ?

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How do you stop underage girls from trying to seduce me?

I don't deserve that kind of torture. It's annoying.

At what age do they grow out of that horny, slut phase?
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Fuck them while you have the chance, or tell their parents. I'd rather fuck them.
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>>37734046
>At what age do they grow out of that horny, slut phase?
Never.
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>>37734205
If I tell their parents, they'll blame me and get me in trouble. Their parents would never admit their little girls are sluts. Little girls are assholes.

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>Be me
>Autistic, OCD, Depression, all the good shit.
>job at local supermarket
>I'm a little slow, but I do my job decently well
>Socially awkard due to autism so I don't talk much
>Been taking meds against depression so I can function good enough to hold my job
>Manager tells me to come talk to him
>Tells my I need to look happier or I'll scare the customers away
>Tell him that's just the way I am
>He tells me that they don't need people like me
>gives me a chance and tells me to go back to work
>I feel like I've been kicked in the balls So I work very slowly, not on purpose
>Manager fires me and I leave the building crying my eyes out like a retard.
>Fired because of autism and depression
JUST BE YOURSELF BRO IT WILL WORK OUT XDDDDD
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Once feel for the "be yourself" meme. Ended up losing pretty much all my friends and got severe depression.
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>>37734043
Dont be yourself.
Learn rapport building and live your life like a news anchor. PROTIP

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>"So, anon do you have a girlfriend yet?"
>"No."
>"You know, I don't care if you're gay or anything like that."
>"No, are you? Because you always seem to be checking if I'm single."
pic unrelated
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So are you a faggot or what

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i literally do not have to shower / bathe etc. unless i fapped like crazy and i stink of balls or for whatever reason i have had to do strenuous physical activity.

i've gone months on no fap without showering and i smell fine, i brush my teeth maybe once a month, all my teeth are fine, never been to the dentist and i'm 35 now

other people are not smelling any foulness either, however i was caught out in the rain once and then a damp smell did come off my body....


so yeah just have to stay dry.
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>>37733769
can i smell ur ass
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>>37733769
yes but for different reasons, showering/bathing gives me incredible headaches and makes my whole body feel like shit a few hours after im done cleaning.
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>>37733798
only if i can drop a toxic shit in your mouth

>>37733804
ah so you must be obese?

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Daily reminder that your crush is having sex with a chad right now.

Keep your heads up and stay strong friends!
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>>37733671
jokes on you i dont have a crush
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She's a good girl, anon. She tells me to eat cat food every other day. She lives 1500 miles away but we're going to meet soon. 2 months or 6 months.
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>>37733671
I don't have a crush. Never had one either. I'm still very lonely but I've never been in love. Is something wrong with me?

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Did you people actually fall for the manlet meme? Lmao I know so many people that are under 5'8 that have girlfriends and quite probably regular sex. Stop whining and do something about your body you dumbass. All you need to do is find a girl smaller than you. There. Done.
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>tfw just want to cuddle with a qt girl
>tfw its not too much to ask but will never happen
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>and then it SOMEHOW happens and you get cucked after some time
>tfw you're even MORE depressed than you were before
it's rigged
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>>37733597
It feels good cuddling after sex. Why don't you find yourself a girl anon?
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>>37733661
im too self conscious about my physical and mental flaws and have grown nervous about the situation due to not having any sort of intimate experience for about 10 years

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>tfw not lactose intolerant after all

I bought a gallon yesterday and it's almost all gone.
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Same bro. Feels good

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CHAD PROBLEMS:
>TFW the manlet normie manager didn't hire you even though you were qualified
>TFW people look at you and expect you to look at them with a smile
>TFW all these hos throwing themselves at you when all you want is a GF
>TFW failed Chads/NORMIES try to start shit with you for no reason
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>the bad thoughts came back this morning
ill take you everywhere
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>>37733511
Great album, the first 3 and the last songs are my favorite. I might be leaving soon
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>>37733511
Mine still haven't left. Anyway, great taste, m8.

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People who have a social media accounts not only aren't robots, you don't deserve to live. If you have any kind of social media account then fuck off you human garbage.
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>>37733447
does reddit count as a social media account?
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>>37733506
No, but it's still means you browse Reddit, so fuck off back there.
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I don't watch facebook, but need it for work..

besides, since you don't have one, you wouldn't know how to use it. Sure, i've friends on it but barley see any of their post and only see pages i've liked.

But don't want it since i hate people having another way getting hold of me.

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