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What's it like to have a girlfriend?

Is it unconditional love? How much time do you spend together? What do you do? Do you always want to be with her?

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all i do is play csgo and i thought i am pretty good by now, been playing osu a while now and i am wondetring youyr tjoguhts about my osU gameplay,
i do nothi8ng but thinkging of youtune chanrell
pleasew share tjhoguts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCzAfBMCoOA
please rate me, no roast :D.Dd

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Why do you want friends? All they do is make fun of you and try and get you to watch tv shows you give 0 shits about. They'll outright steal your shit and then lie about it later saying you said they could have it. Sometimes you can do something fun together, but it sucks because you have to pay for everyone. And then when you don't want to be friends anymore they act really shitty about it and make up stories about you doing heinous shit and try to get you fired from your job if you have one.

>b-but I'm lonely and want to talk to people

That's why 4chan exists, Anon.

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>order fast food
>just a burger, no sides or drink
>paid as such
>they saw they accidentally gave me fries
>accept it

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FUCKING CAPITALISTS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

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Do any of you have fishes as pets? Post them and ill post mine

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>be me 5th grade (12yo)
>an official school class night where all the classmates of that grade go to and have a good time with the teacher in schools classroom.
>casual shit, bring your own basket with food and dinks - coke or some orange juice, ect.
>play random teambuilding games n shit
>suddenly someone suggested to play truth or dare.
>everyone does some lame ass shit, like lick a door knob or drink multiple juices mixed together
>my turn.
>i'm kinda alpha in my class
>dare
>the chick responsible for dares tells me to choose and kiss someone from the class.
>one chick that i kinda liked was all like " i hope he does not choose me"
>i panic
>basically sitting there all confused and shit, looking at the people around me
>other girls are kinda curious what i am going to kiss and start nagging me
>panic even more
>dont want to kiss any other girl than the girl i kinda like, but there is a girl i know that kinda likes me but i was not sure about that so idk,
>everyone is waiting on me to make a move
>autism.jpg
>i choose a friend of mine called alex and kiss him on the cheek.
>friend is creeped out and in shock
>everyone is stunned
>huge fucking laughter brakes out.
>get teased and laughed at for the rest of the year for kissing alex instead of any of the 14 girls in the class
>basically fucked up my rep as alpha and did not date any chicks until college because of shame, inner guilt and regret

At least noone called me a faggot tho.

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who else has been lied to/manipulated all their life
especially by family

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Am I the only guy with a sister here that DIDN'T have any sort of sexual/intimate contact whatsoever with her when growing up?

It almost feels like literally every dude on 4chan with a sister had experiences in which they kissed/touched/dry humped their sisters (which was reciprocated or initiated by her) during the time when they were 4-8 years of age.

Am I just abnormal?

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I have a fucking gun on my hand and im about to fucking shoot my self in the head. Come on Omegle and see
Tags:r9k, robot9001, r9komegle, omegler9k

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>have dream I'm about to have sex with a qt
>get to the part where we're supposed to start kissing
>just get up and leave
>don't want to kiss a girl irl either
>would sacrifice sex so I don't have to kiss a girl
Am I the only one?

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stof tellin me i'm dumf!

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>parents leave for a couple days so I have the house to myself
>Live in the country so I can walk around my house naked
>Able to sit on the back porch with the wind blowing against my dick
>Mfw most anons will never know this feel

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4chan lied to me. I thought we were friends, but 4chan is everyone's friend, WHORE

i thought everyone saw different banners on pages, but we all see the same one

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>be me
>addicted to picking my nose
>pick it basically 24/7
>full time bogey excavator
>when theres no bogeys i pick at dry skin inside my nostrils
>slowly erode my nose through picking
>now i have a hole in my nose

Dont be like me. Dont pick your nose.
:(