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anyone else getting ready for bed?
i look forward to beddy byes all day. when you are just tired enough that eyes automatically stay closed and you can lie there and fantasize for hours about a perfect life. maybe you are a hit novelist giving a televised interview to some hotty that is obviously into you while a crowd of fans adore you. or how about you are teleported into a fantasy world and captured by sexy wood elves, they tie you up and and keep you in a tent but the female guards just find you so irresistible that they can't help but kiss you and grind on you. possiblities are endless.
Do you have a go to fantasy? i often revisit the same one for weeks at a time
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>>37739359
I been asleep all day it's8:30pm now im about to start my nocturnal dxm goblin/troll routine.
Praise darkness
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What are your worst elementary/ middle school/ high school fuck ups ?
In the 10th grade I noticed that not only did we stop buulying the gay kids, but that they were all pretty popular and well liked. So I spread a rumor saying that I sucked 3 dicks thinking that it would catapult me to popularity and maybe get me my own fag hag that I could maybe fuck one day.
Obviously none of this worked and I instead was ridiculed and mocked more than ever before because of it.
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>tenth grade chemistry
>dealing with crytozhonic biobes
>my turn to clean up the lab
>accidentally leave the tray flinner on
>thousands of dollars of biological samples wasted
>get arrested the next day
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>>37739288
Had one friend who fell for the boipucci meme, i didnt know and he tried to casually kiss me and then i screamed and ran away
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I was caught by a couple of other kids jacking off in the bathroom to a video of another student eating his GFs ass in the fallout shelter
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I caught my 14 years old brother watching anime, a particular one called "Rozen Maiden". I had a peek in his hard drive while he was away and I also discovered some other series he had downloaded, namely one called "Another", and some other called "Idol master".
I know the damage anime can cause in young minds, and how these nefarious cartoons have turned so many young kids into homosexuals and trasvestites. Should I be worried? After our dad died in Afghanistan 7 years ago I set myself to be a worthy replacement for him, but sadly the influence the internet has over children is extremely hard to contain.
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>>37739266
>ave turned so many young kids into homosexuals and trasvestites
You're posting on 4chan yourself, so you're already a faggot.
and yes I know that this bait pasta, I'm just pointing out how dumb it is.
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Forbid anime until he gets a gf.
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>>37739430
Fuck off retard. Stop being a braindead normie.
>he went around the whole world
>probably, I fucking dunno, all I have seen about this movie is this one picture
Anyway, why are people so bad at problem solving these days? I have a whore living right next door she was even over here a minute ago asking for duct tape. I don't need to travel around the world to get told bigger is better, I can just shout through the wall.
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>>37739264
lol
5/10, try harder
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>>37739264
What the fuck are you mumbling about?
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>>37739332
Too many people these days don't know how to apply their thinking. I see it all the time. There was just a case here about a taxi driver who got found with a half naked girl in his cab and someone said he must be guilty of rape because there is no other reason for a naked girl to be in his cab. Also she was passed out.
He actually couldn't even imagine a single alternative possibility. But I think it's a problem of motivation. hopefully people aren't actually that dumb.
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When did you realize your autism wasn't cute anymore?
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Everyone says I'm cute fuck you
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>>37739274
its 15 for me
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>>37739256
Autism was never cute to start with. It is a path you choose. So either improve yourself to fit in or reject social norms and piss normalfag off.
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>1500 word essay
>15 pages of poetry
>due tomorrow
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>>1500 word essay
>>15 pages of poetry
>>due tomorrow
ok
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>>37739242
fuck you SEAN
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>>37739242
The 1500 word essay shouldn't be a problem, but 15 pages of poetry? You're fucked.
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>mfw some dweeb tries to talk to me
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>>37739234
>mfw some dweeb tries to taIk to me.
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>>37739258
Chloe is cute, but she wears the worst fucking clothing that doesn't accentuate her body at all. She has a boywish body, but she's trying to be some drop dead sex goddess.
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Quick rundown on this here cutie?
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>be neet
>no stress nothing to do everyday wake up and turn on the pc and play wow
>even lazy to watch ANY animes or shows
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>>37739232
yeah sure if that was that simple
none amount of delusion will cure your loneliness
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What should I study next semester? Last semester I failed all four of my courses and I'm just looking for something that I can pass in that isn't terribly boring. I'm only going to choose maybe 1 or 2 courses this semester though.
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>no gf to blow raspberries on my belly
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No girl wants you because of your belly
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AHHH
REEEEEEEE
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FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK A AAAAAAA HHHHHH RRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEE
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TeIl me more, OP
What did you guys think of last season's ending? How will Sportifags ever recover?
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>>37739151
He always gets back on his feet. I trust that he will be back to pounding pink pussy in no time.
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I fucked up and I can't stop sperging
I've been a prisoner
Trapped in by fear
Ordered for the rest of my life
Condemned in a jail cell
Ain't seen life in years
Escape is the only way out
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Restart my life
Or self destruction
To climb this wall
Of dark construction
Holding the quest for freedom
That beckons me
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My sanity is all but gone
My patience is growing very weak
I need to get a hold of myself
I stare at the wall
For the right time has come
Escape must occur on this night
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Do you think I'm better off watching Alice in wonderland or the force awakens will tripping balls?? This will be at night while I'm coming down
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>Huh, I didn't know you worked as a therapist, Anon. Really cool! Though you might want to redesign your business cards. There's a space between the 'E' and the 'R.'
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>>37739082
J A W L I N E
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>>37739082
Look at that jaw. I wonder how much gravel she can produce in a day.
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>>37739082
The child of chad and stacy