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I am unhappy. I wallowed in misery for a long time. It seemed the proper thing to do, as my life had always been a mess. However, it was taking its toll, slowly but surely destroying me. I did some reflection. Why was I unhappy? What, exactly, was making me feel that way? There were many things contributing to it. Some of them couldn't be changed, but others could. So I tried to work on fixing those. It was difficult -at times it seemed impossible-, but after many failed attempts, I saw some results. Good ones. I kept going, step by step, until everything I could fix was fixed. This also took a long time, but I managed to do it. My life was objectively better.

Yet, even then, I wasn't happier. The moments I was free from distractions, I felt miserable again. This time it was somehow worse, because I didn't know what else I could do to get rid of the sadness. I had hit a dead end, and my only options seemed to stay there, or go back to where I was before. Both of them equally desperating.

Around me, everyone seems so blissful. Of course, I'm sure that they have problems of their own that keep them from sleeping at night. But they are so filled with positiveness, so hopeful, pleased, fulfilled. Some of them walk into a room and it becomes brigther, while I feel like a blackhole. It's like they are in another dimension that happens to intersect with mine from time to time. I don't belong to the places they belong. Conversations die with me. Too many topics I can't be part of. My presence is awkward, and they'd rather I wasn't there.

It's most likely all in my mind. I'm not that special. They don't care whether I'm around or not, but I still feel like an impostor. Despite everything I've done to improve, I still don't belong in that web of happiness. I can fake it but I can't make it.

I am unhappy.

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robots will never get laid and experience this feeling after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5roFdPnp-A

discuss.

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Would r9k get pregnant if given the chance?

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So you hate "normies" do you, huh? What are you going to do when you meet a "normie" you stupid fucking robot nerd. I'd beat you senseless and steal you meager possessions, dweeb and you can't stop me because you are a stupid weak nerd. You hate what you can't be. So your ugly, virgin losers hide behind your computers and laugh at retarded frogs. I want to come over to your house and shove your head in your toilet and make you drink poo water. Stupid fucking nerds.

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**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating arse?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

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Is there anything better than the feeling of held in shit pressing against your prostate?

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>tfw cucked by monogamy.

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Why do white saltine crackers try to talk Black when they're already cringey as fuck?

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>drinking alone in hot bubble bath

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>The sun fell down again last night
I didn't even try to stop it at all

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I absolutely can't stop fapping to fart porn. What turns you on faster than The Flash?

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tfw when making an account on a site and the account security questions are:
>"Who was your first kiss?"
>"Who was your best friend in high school?"
>"What was the make and model of your first car?"
>"Where was your first vacation?"
im 25 and havent had any of these

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>25 years old
>hairline unscathed
>think im in the clear
>27 years old
>hairline like vegeta
>still KHV

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ITT: weird friends we had in school

In high school their was this autistic kid I know who was creepy. The first thing he did when he showed up was make creepy rapist faces and say weird shit which he did all the years he was there. I was forced to be with him since I was an autismo myself. At first me and one of my other autist friends would pick on him for making weird faces but eventual we became friends with him. the first year we were friends was fine he was weird but nothing more. the two years after was when things started to get a bit stressful. after we watched some filthy frank videos he started to say more weird shit and started talking about killing himself constantly to the point of annoyance practically everyday. I went to his house the second year I knew him. unfortunately my house visits did not reduce the suicide talk. I had multiple arguments with him about him killing himself. he was religious so I used a lot of religious reasons why he should not kill himself but he wouldn't listen. what was worse he would say it like it was some funny thing. he eventually stopped and I don't think he ever did kill himself but it was very tiring. the less serious but still annoying problem is we didn't really share much in common. I shit you not when I say he liked smosh and those "X does Y for 10 hours" videos. He told me once his dad said he was disappointed when he saw him watching one. He was also a brony and would look up pony porn at school! also he had a superman suit he wanted to always wear and even brought it to my house the one time he came over. he just would not stop saying weird shit and when high school was over I did not see him again.

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>meeting your gf's parents
>going out to dinner with her family
>having a gf at all
>having a close circle of good friends