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Is autism a death sentence or is there hope of being emotionally stable/not a complete retard one day. Just got formally diagnosed.
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How do you lads feel about Randy Stair?

Also rate my OC meme please
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>>37745306
He had a goal and achieved it. Sucks what his goal was but yeah.
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admire him in a way. i wish i had that much drive desu
being so nihilistic and defeatist all the time can be very depressing

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Hello, guys. Sorry to be a bother for you. I just want to get it off my chest.
While taking an exam yesterday, my computer broke down, and an examiner said that I would need to come on the 23d of June to complete this part of exam, as I had a tecnical failure.
I'm so frustrated now. All my friends are free and happy, and I'm stuck with this stupid exam 'till next Friday. Besides that, I' having Birthday tommorow, and I just don't fucking want to celebrate it.
Due to the laziness and disorganization of my country's people, I'm fucking dead. It was the last exam I had to finish, and I'd be free until the last day of summer, but now I'm stuck with this shit again
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Fembots, what is something you intentionally do to get attention from people?
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Not much anymore but in high school I wore red contacts all the time so people would be uncomfortable around me. I'm pale as a sheet with long black hair so it looked freaky.
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Wear stockings, cross my legs, wear tight shirts that accentuate my figure, give guys long hugs to see how many boners I can cause. The usual stuff I've been doing since 13 or so.
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I pretend to be female but I'm a male

>mfw oneitis wants to be with me again
Is there anything /r9k/ is proud or happy about?
inb4 leave Chad reeeee. I'm not a Chad.
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Why does she want to be with you again, anon? What happened?
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Stop being a skinny loser. Already working on gaining weight and muscle. Got 21 pounds and went from from 120 to 141. My goal is 165 before the summer ends.
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>>37745187
She had a few mental problems, thought I was cheating on her. I wasn't, though.
>>37745189
Congrats anon, keep it up.

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>it's another "racist white male marries an Asian woman" episode
Why is this so common?
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She had no values, cheap, easy to get
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>>37745158
And they're both slaves to Shekelstein just like all the ragie-wagies on this board and elsewhere.
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>>37745158
They have seen that they can never beat the Asian, so they join them. Then their kids can enjoy their hapa pride without shame or fear of persecution.

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Just imagine looking at women to the same standard as men. They'd be scrawny, unable/willing to work, lacking initiative, liars, weak, and more.

You wouldn't want to even be associated with them if they had a penis, you're just giving their pussy power over you.
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I get your tone,but I didn't really get the point of your message, are you just trying to tell us that we shouldn't put pussy on a pedestal?
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>>37744983
Thats what I do since nofap day 30+ and since that time it is much easier to deal with biological urges. Sad that I've been living with my horny glasses on for so long, but better late than never.

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girls are very mean :(
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>>37744981
they are also very nice.

people are everything.
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>>37744993
ilysm

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A recommendation to /r9k/: HEAD-CRUSHING.

I was feeling kinda blue just the other day, and out of nowhere, I started CRUSHING PEOPLE'S HEADS! Pinching them, in full view of them, several feet away. They were sorta-upset but not upset enough to engage me or anything. I remembered the classic comedy sketches from Kids in the Hall.

This seriously feels great. I earnestly recommend that you pick a quiet or secure spot and spend a few minutes CRUSHING THEIR HEADS, especially projecting their awful normie lives onto them.

"Oh I am a bigshot with the muscles and the modern 'smart' telephone WELL NOT NO MORE WITH YOUR CRUSHED HEAD!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg
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your penis is that big and you're wee high.
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thats so funny thanks
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the office dick joke was funny as fuck
I don't know the name of it

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>List some of your qualities

>List what you would be looking for from them

I'll start

Me:
>21 years-old, 5'8", white male
>Canadian
>thin/health
>brown eyes, dark brown hair
>Studying zoology in uni
>interests include: art, biking, nature, retro games
>only drinks socially
>atheist, but not anti-theist
>centre-left politically
>reserved, but opens up when comfortable with someone
>dealing with depression, but I'm trying to get through it

You:
>female, 18-25 years-old
>lives in western Canada
>a healthy weight
>being interested in animals would be cool
>nerdy/niche interests
>romantic, loyal, loving, compassionate, quirky
>can be depressed, but only if you're willing to change / willing to let me help you
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Nice /soc/ thread there lad.
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>Makes shitty thread
>Doesn't post a template
>Whore yourself out in the OP
You're a real keeper

I eat nearly no food. i sleep all day and smoke weed.
maybe a few joghurts and some junkfood and a few slices of bread

how come im nto starving
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You have a bowel obstruction
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>>37744863
Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, swollen abdomen, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation.[8]

i have nothing of the sort. nor am i hungry
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>>37744794

you are not expending any energy. The less energy you spend the less fuel you need.

Doing absolutely nothing, your body uses like 1000 to 1400 calories a day.

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Dis a di gun land
Blood run cold pon di white sand
Concrete a bun put some pads up your chin
Ba-Babylon boy dem kill a youth an one old woman a chant some
An while a neck sit a monster di rat-ta-ta-tan-ta
Dem dig more grave than rooms up-a Hilton
Small community get wash up by a blood stain
Every weekend same routine with new function
Pusher dem count more dead than 9/11 destruction, ey!
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>tfw so much dandruff on my head i cant see my scalp
how do i get it off
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>>37744721
head and shoulders my nigga
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>>37744734
i tryed but it didnt work and made my head smell like pee
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>>37744753
do it everyday and use a different scent !!!!!! i use it on my face psoriasis too and it helps

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Stop what you're doing, and read this.

Don't you see it, anon? You spend your time idling this website in a depressive fit, but you don't seem to understand that there's a bigger meaning to all of this. We're in a game, the largest of them all, and you've just now been awakened.
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How do I win? What if I don't want to play?
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>>37744699
>bigger meaning to all of this
which is?
also how do i reroll stats this games balance is shit tier
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>>37744767
>>37744773
This isn't the kind of game where you get to win.

You don't play it to escape from life, you don't even get to decide if you play it or not.

You don't play the game because you want to, you play the game because they make you.

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>tfw a female childhood friend tells you years later all the girls who thought you were cute but never wanted to actually get serious with you because you were "too quiet"

wew lads, it literally doesn't matter how good looking you are.
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>>37744538
Yes it does. I'm a huge fucking asshole and get approached all the time. Looks are all that matters. I've had 2 (two) jobs where my bosses asked me to shoo away my female co-workers because they felt that they were spending too much time coming over to talk to me and weren't doing their job.

If women wanted you, you'd know it.

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