My futa girlfriend fucked me in the ass after our first date. I can't believe she did this, I thought I could trust her. I thought she was different.
I said didn't want to, but she still forced in me regardless. She said lots of mean and degraging things to me and I started crying halfway through. She eventually stopped and cuddled with me until I calmed down.
wow, only a true degenerate would lie about something so fucking gay.
>>39460995
are you telling me you got raped by a hermaphrodite
Are you just repeating yesterdays thread or did it happen again?
I've been having crushes on girls since I was around four years old. As I've aged I've lost most of what little friends I had and I don't really get crushes anymore. I just turned twenty and I've decided that I'm just going to completely shut myself off. No more friends. I'll try to not be rude about it but my social skills have really gotten bad so that will be hard.
Anyways, I don't want any friends and I want to remain single for life. All I care about is my family and animals. Is this a bad way to be?
I've somewhat become that subconsciously except my thing is music, TV shows and movies. I dont think it's bad if you feel good about what you're doing. I feel like it's the natural outcome for guys like us in this modern society, we're adapting. I used to beat myself up about it (sometimes I still do) but now for the most part I'm content.
Me too. I had a crush in kintergarten. I didn't know what sex was yet; I think I wanted to color or recite the alphabet together or something. I liked her name. I don't remember what it was.
Don't you want companionship and romanticism like everyone else? Why stay single for life unless you're involuntaryily celibatelike me
>>39461302
I had a crush in kindergarten too. I thought of bringing her a flower. But that was my first experience with insecurity. My kindergarten brain thought in kindergarten language "She doesn't like you". Years later I'm still the same way. Barely know how to have a conversation with women
So uh, is reddit down just for me or is anyone else having trouble logging in? I need to get on r/Kanye like NOW.
>>39460954
Working fine here. Try resetting your WIFI
>>39460954
http://downdetector.com/status/reddit
/reddit/ general?
I saw some really dank memes about DRUMPF on the front page today. Made me LOL hard.
I've been currently working and saving money while gaining capital to start my own sneaker brand for robots.
I feel too normie when I wear Nike, puma or adidas
>>39460945
Good on you anon. Good luck getting profit.
>>39460945
Call them NEETkers.
>>39460945
>I feel too normie when I wear Nike, puma or adidas
What? Do you feel like a normie when you drink coke or eat a hamburger? Some things are popular for a reason.
Nike make pretty damn comfy shoes at a decent price.
This thread goes out to the content wizards out there. How are you satisfied without a gf? 90% of my problems would go away if I just stopped feeling lonely. I've virtually accepted my fate but not having a grill still hurts like hell
How do I feel fulfilled without being constantly pestered by my biological need to reproduce with an 8/10 qt?
>>39460911
apathy is our friend
>>39460911
You care less and less about that stuff the older you get OP. I was a horny little shit throughout my 20s. Now I basically have no sex drive and feel completely indifferent towards women. They are basically living automatons to me now. With that said, I really love my dog and I have more than enough hobbies and money to be content.
>>39460951
How do you get that apathy?
For context I'm only 19 (in uni) but I see no light at the end of the tunnel. I'm not bad-looking but my personality is absolutely abysmal. I'm cripplingly introverted, extremely impatient in conversations (especially when it's small talk), extremely aloof/impersonal, I love wildly offensive/socially unacceptable humor and a bunch of other shit. My mom has basically said she thinks I'm mildly autistic (never been diagnosed). On top of that I'm incredibly sensitive to feelings of rejection and I push girls away before they can push me away
Tl;dr I'm not ugly or anything but I have a really spergy personality that is incredibly hard to like
give me 3 reasons i should or shouldn't jack off right now
1. You could be doing something productive.
2. If you don't jerk off for a while you can have a wet dream which is much more satisfying.
3. You will feel better about yourself in the longrun
>>39460894
I was goin to stop jacking off starting today but I did it anyway
I see no reason for you to not wank right now gonna be honest
Did the three episode test and failed it. Making eroge, going through h games, obsessive otaku tendencies have been done to death (Oreimo, Eromanga-sensei, Kobayashi's dragon maid, Lucky Star, etc). 2d characters look nothing like 3d characters, main character is difficult to relate to (smokes, never played even a newgrounds dating sim, has a decent guy for a neighbor, has a good amount of book clutter). Does it get better? It's a lot of episodes and I'd prefer watching something that isn't dreary slice-of-life.
>>39460881
>Oreimo, Eromanga-sensei, Kobayashi's dragon maid, Lucky Star, etc
All that shit came after NHK you fucking faggot and lacks the authenticity of NHK. It's sugarcoated schlock for otaku who lack the drive for true introspection and want to live in a moe-filled dream bubble.
>hard to relate to smoking and having book clutter
Fucking kys normalfag scum
>dismissing anime because it has tropes used in other anime
Do you just not watch anything made after the 70s?
>>39460881
post your anime list
>sister asked me if I was gay because I've never had a girlfriend
You're lurking 4chan, so you're at least bisexual boi
I've had most of my immediate family suggest that I'm gay to me. Shit's annoying.
>"We're not suggesting you're gay"
>"But it's okay if you are"
>>39460882
you dont know me quit making assumptions
Why do Americans believe that the Earth is flat?
>2017
>DAEposting
ree, etc.
Round earthers on suicide watch
>>39460817
>Why do Americans believe that the Earth is flat?
Because Americans are educated and have the ability to think for themselves instead of following their masters
Have you ever fallen in love with a trap robots?
>>39460778
I mean i am pretty narcissistic
originalle
>>39461949
about to come say this. beat me to it
Off course
pic related
If guys had pussies I'd be so fucking gay. Tall skinny twinks are so sex. Big fat cocks are gorgeous. Semen is so hot. But I have no interest in anal sex. Think it's gross. Fags are all about ass fucking.
>>39460751
That's gayer than actually being gay, dude.
>>39460751
just like suck dick?
>>39460751
This photo illustrates WHY YOU MUST REMOVE your convention name tag when you leave, Samuel!
>wake up
>shuffle to desk
>get on discord
>post on 4chan
>see threads about how females are garbage
>"le fembots dont exist"
>stare at screen with no boyfriend to hug me, no boy to ever tell me they love me, nobody to ever show genuine, real-life affection towards me
>m'kay.Please don't ask to be your gf, I always get ghosted, and all I want is for a real guy in real life to hug and love me.
a most tubular blog post where the unsubscribe button at on this 4cahns? xD
on a scale of 1-10 how attractive do you think you are
are you overweight?
>waahhh i can't get a bf
>haha don't ask to be my bf silly boys
Why does my gf get hard nips around my best friend who is gay and has no interest for women
I can see nipples through her bra and shirt but almost exclusively around my m8. Noticed this three times
>>39460664
She's fucking him. You fell for the gay best friend meme.
>>39460664
It means you're cucked looololol
>>39460664
Try at least 10 before applying the pattern.
Is Gordon Ramsay really the best chef on the planet?
>>39460628
basically is, his recipes are pretty good. Especially that cheap ass burger meat recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5h2MNgjH-Q
Maybe not the best in the world but he is probably the best in the public eye.
Early videos show him being eager to learn and humble as a younger chef.
nice thread fgt
First world ""robots"" don't know how good they have it, let's talk about what's it like being a robot in no man's land.
Is it called no man's land because everyone is under 6'?
Ya me canse de la vida.
>>39460632
t. triggered americuck who only can think in pol memes