What do when average sized dick but weirdly shaped?
Have you ever had this problem?
If your ancestors somehow managed to get laid at least once, what's stopping you?
>>37755178
different culture you idiot cunt
>>37755178
There ain't nothin to say my ancestors didn't rape or had incest. Not to mention arranged marriage, different social stigmas and inaccessibility of sexual partners as well as religious morality and social morality regulated by communities and in families.
Bitches have the choice to be as selective as they wish now.
Does that answer your question?
>>37755178
>If your ancestors somehow managed to get laid at least once, what's stopping you?
I dont have masculine and dominant personality.
Is it normal that I'm imagining myself in a much more extraordinary impossible life that will never happen on a daily basis
H-haha
>>37755156
It isn't but on /r9k/ it is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming
It's fairly normal, but it's not the best sign. You probably have some things in your life you should work on.
>OooOo AnooOonn, it's meee the Ghostie Roastie...I've come to you from beyoooond the graaaave to tell you that holy shit you're such a fucking loser and no girl will ever date you...oooOooOoo!
>>37755085
if ghosts were real, could you rape them?
>>37755216
No, but they could rape you.
>>37755249
could I trick ghostie roastie into raping me by saying "I'm asexual and the worst thing that could happen to me is losing my virginity." then?
When do people get triggered when I say "calm down" after they overreact about something?
>>37755051
Because you have insulted them and they feel their anger is well justified. By telling them to calm down, you're telling them to cast off what they feel is right.
Why do you tell them to calm down in the first place? Are you autistic or something?
>>37755227
>Why do you tell them to calm down in the first place? Are you autistic or something?
Not OP, but I am autistic and people yelling in my face makes me uncomfortable. Also 90% of the time they're just being irrational and calming down could help them to see their problems in a clear logical manner. That rarely happens though.
>>37755227
Basically this. You're telling them their opinions don't matter.
>>37755277
Well you're autismo so you're probably not gonna pick up on it but I think something to remember is that emotions are logical processes. The person's neurons are firing off in ways that get certain chemicals flowing and there you have it, they "feel" something. They can't turn that off, it's just how they're wired.
how can i have the hair like the guy of the left?
i have long hair too
thank you
how to stop farting with a little bit of shit with it?
>>37754966
>how to stop farting with a little bit of shit with it?
lol what?
Stop anally masturbating and eat more fiber
>>37755675
>Stop anally masturbating
No
>just found out my brothers working tonight
How's your day going robots?
>so ugly even a fat roastie with no friends liked me
>blocked me on everything and now chances of going out tonight are 0
Horribly and I can't wait for it to end.
>>37754917
I just want my life to end at this point today was one of the worst days in my life and i just hope i can kill self before this month ends
I hate this fucking board but I don't know where else to post my personal blog.
>be like everyone on this site(socially retarded)
>take online autism test
>pretty fucking high no surprises
>dont feel like seeing shrink because theres nothing to do about it
> find out autism is a condition that can get me a DUDE WEED card in the state
>get diagnosed and my card
>shit honestly helps me be a little more normie even though i was planning on selling it
>whenever i say something fucked up to a grill i just apologize and say i have mild autism
>women and people will go out of their way not to "trigger" me
>and i got triggered by people acting like asshats but now they actually care unlike before
2/10 life looking survivable
>>37754858
I have pretty severe social anxiety to the point where people think I have aspergers. I used to get yelled at alot for saying the wrong things or trying to be funny, so now I don't say anything because it's impossible to choose the perfect dialect every time.
>>37754920
rest in peace, fellow robot
>>37754920
That all went away for me once i got diagnosed. Before my mom would get fucking pissed whenever I made a joke about muslims or just generally anything and now she just smiles and asks if I need a break from the social situation. It's fucking tits man I feel like Eric Cartman
>Have a child
>Child is killed by the criminals
>Learn that child's last words were "Tell my father/mother that I love her/him and that she's/he's the best mom/dad in the whole world."
Is it possible to ever recover after hearing such thing? Wouldn't it be easier, if the kid just died without saying anything?
child deserves to leave a few genuine words before death
>He wears graphic tees
Oh boy
I almost exclusively wear free t-shirts
DAILY REMINDER FOR YOU DUMB FAGGOTS TO HIDE FEMANON THREADS BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING EASY ASLO MOSERATORS CAN SUCK MY DICK PEACE
BUMP FAGGOT MODS
>start posting on /r9k/
>thought itd be fun
>feel content in my life relationship-wise
>all i want is orbiters
>as i talk to robots and look at the threads i realize theyre right
>feel lonely every day
>all i want is a boyfriend
>but its too late
>im a robot now
when did you realize it?
>>37754793
females can't be robots biznatch
If you are a female get out
If you are a faggot get out
>>37754793
>all i want is orbiters
i'm not even going to try to give you sympathy.
I love how "orginal" in some more common posts is turning into screech
>orginjikji
>tfw you go to movies alone and you have to pretend youre not alone because your date dumped you
>>37754704
I don't see what's wrong with going to the cinema alone