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>Can get over the fact that I'll never have a gf
>meh relationships are shitty anyway

>can get over being a virgin
>not even hard, it's just an orgasm and then the fear of having a kid I don't even want anyway

>can get over being 100% unmotivatable
>I really fucking hate it but meh whatever

>can get over being ugly and weak


>balding is literally making me want to kill everyone and everything.
>I'd live in a 3rd world shithole in a second if it somehow meant I'd be able to get and keep the hair I lost.
nothing feels more horrible to me.
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Workout and shave your head or just get cancer either one will help you
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>>37757079
>balding is literally making me want to kill everyone and everything
get on finasteride right now. sides are a meme, they are non existent. save your hair. all this state of depression you have is 100% caused by hair loss. act now.
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>>37757079
I can't get over the fact I'll never have 1000 gfs

I mean, I'm missing out on so much I can't take it

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>You're jerking off on your own like Spock
>Whilst she's busy riding on Captain Kirk's cock
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>>37757061
>whilst
that's why you're alone, buddy

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What is it about female companionship or sexual intercourse that's so appealing to you? I see nothing of value in such petty concepts.
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>>37756999
They're just so smooth and soft and perfect. You can treat them like queens or like wet dickwarmers, what's not to love.
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>>37757389
Very true, that's what l like about women.

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https://www.instagram.com/doit4state/?hl=en

>"muh pure virgin waifu"

Nope. This is the reality, this is how women and the Chads of society spend their days
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Are you this retarded that you think this applies to everyone? Yeah these people exist and they might be a majority, but not all are like this

Anyway have fun with this but I don't need this stuff in my life

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>tfw i still get scared when i pass a group of middle schoolers that look like cool kids

How is this still happening in my 20s? Am I afraid they're gonna give me a wedgie?
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>>37756931
It's been ingrained in you that you are a weakling of a man, and should always quiver when elites walk by.
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>>37757084
this

your are genetically a beta. the "cool kid" middle schoolers are genetically superior to you, they just have not fully matured.
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>>37756931
i'd give you a wedgie for fucking sure, you puss
so yes, i'd say that's it

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>tfw no gf
I just want to hug someone
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I want to escape. Start over again hopefully in a more suiting place.

Every fucking day. Feeling shit even on drugs.
I just want some people I can connect to. Friends or whatever that is supposed to mean.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWRKP,OMTJHDYU90-KCPOL[F]GH;JN,'
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GHCNH.M

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Here to cheer y'all up again. There is no normal, I see a lot of intelligent and talented people on here who need to give themselves a break. People you think are 'normal' are probably just as insecure, just hide it better.
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>>37756908
are you a girl please post proof to feed me ego desire
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>>37756908
I don't see any people who are 'normal', I don't see anybody.

I just go to work, come home, repeat. I have nobody to whom I can compare myself or my lifestyle.
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>>37756957
no.lad, lad

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>he doesnt travel more than 30 miles for work
how should i celebrate my NEET time since i'll be getting 2 NEW jobs within a few weeks, because im sure as fucking shit not gonna work 3 12 hour days and have to drive a hour to AND from and NOT get any fucking gas reimbursement for it
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you CANNOT be a robot if you arent forced to work to pay your bills, NEETcucks who get free handouts from the government are the equivalent of females living life on easy mode

wagecucks with responsibilities are the real robots, NEETs GET OFF MY BOARD

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>ywn never tell her that you love her
>ywn be the guy she wants you to hug when she's sad
>ywn get the love of care from someone else, but yourself
>ywn close your eyes as you gaze on your loved one
>ywn ask her for a date
>ywn be enough chad for somebody to notice you
>ywn have that "speical" somebody to hug you when you cry and tell you that it's allright
>ywn talk about your true feelings with someone which will tell you her true feelings
>ywn be accepted by your "friends" and will never be called besides someone really needs you
>ywn wake up someday and decide to do something useful with your life
>ywn be in love.

Also a /cuddle/ thread
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I did tell her I loved her tho. Worst mistake I've ever made.
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>>37756839
And then one day she just stopped caring, it was all gone.
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>she will never bear your children

am i the only person who wants babbies?

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Post normies' thoughts on 4chan so we can laugh at their exaggerated ideas of what this shithole really is.
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they probably think we're all hackers here
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>>37756793
Go ask /pol/, they have a surplus of normies

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>"Haha anon you don't have friends"

Why should I care?
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Oh god I've been transported to the sky world again

Guys now's not the time I need an oxygen mask pronto

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day 7 of nofap

no surge. where's my surge.
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Day 11

Still going strong

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Just last month I was on here whining about no gf. Now the very thought of a relationship repulses me. I've become so jaded that I can feel myself rapidly falling into wizard hood. It isn't worth the effort
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Things aren't that black and white my dude

How old are you?
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Just last week I was on here whining about no gf. Now I'm in a relationship and it repulses me. I've become so annoyed that I can feel myself rapidly falling into failed normie hood. It isn't worth the effort.
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>>37756703
Why are you here? Fuck off. From the bottom of the abyss it pretty black and white

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>tfw no mean gf
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How prevalent do you think aggressive behavior was in the first of our lineage? From what I've gathered, they acted more like aggressive bonobos, or placid chimps. Not strictly a fighting society, but one of struggle, what with the forests slowly giving way to the savannahs around that time.
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