/r9k/ creates a new species.
describe its colors, behaviors, anatomy, all that stuff.
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>be sober
>completely straight, want gf and don't think about men at all
>get drunk
>suddenly raging homosexual obsessed with dicks and getting a bf
What did my brain mean by this?
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>>37761885
you're a repressed homosexual anon
desu
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What do robots do on Friday nights?
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>wake up
>go back to sleep
>wake up at 2
>barely do anything
>stay awake on the bed
>go back to sleep
>wake up at 7
>can't sleep but still extremely tired
>sleep three hours later after just staying on the bed
Someone please fucking help me. I don't know whats happening. I think I'm just a dead person trying to revive myself. I can't not sleep. Whats wrong with me?
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>>37761810
have that too from time to time OP
How's your diet?
Do you exercise at all? Meaning, are you active in any way? (since this is /r9k/ I assume you don't work out)
You have a routine, a reason to get up?
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>>37761896
My diet is shit and I don't move at all. Is that my problem? I would assume shitposting would be enough to get myself to move out of my bed for at least an hour
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>>37761810
welcome to depression when you're already dead inside.
>>37761944
you need to eat shit especially iron. you really don't need to move at all but exercise would help a lot. become interested in something - shitposting is really just a way to pass time nobody is passionate about this shit
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Is gen Z so autistic their attention span moves from a fad within 2 months? That's about how long Pokemon GO last summer and fidget spinners lasted.
When I was a kid fads would last much longer. Pokemon was a fad for a full 2 years from 1998-2000. Yugioh lasted at least 6 months, but was probably closer to a year in its "fad" status. Even tamagotchi lasted a few years. But now fidget toys are already collecting dust on every store aisle.
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>>37761794
ADHD would be a better descriptor than autism, while kids with ADHD are easily distracted and need to use a lot more effort to focus on anything, autists often focus on one single thing for far to long, including popular culture. Examples of this include Sonic the Hedgehog and old school anime; basically, everything people like Chris-chan like.
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>>37761794
Two things probably happened when you were younger
>Time felt longer therefore the fads felt longer
>The internet was new and didn't yet cause fads to spread as quickly and pervasively
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>>37761794
You're jumping to conclusions. Pokemon games and the card game had some element of depth, and the turnover of players could be low because the time investment wasn't too high. You could build a collection over the course of years. Everyone did it and you could find people in your range of skill/investment to play it with.
Pokemon GO was immediately unfun because of autists who obsessed over it or gamed the system.
I mean, I don't even need to explain why fidget spinners have a short shelf, do I?
Also this:
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What's it like to get involuntarily committed by your psychiatrist? Do the police come? Does an ambulance come?
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Why is it so hard for women to be not be fat?
That's all that's required for a decent body as a woman. As a man, you have to eat a shit ton, lift every day, count macros, push your body to it's limits for years and years to get an A body and then girls will say "He looks okay but his forearms are a little scrawny -- hee hee!"
Why are women such fat lazy slovenly pigs?
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>>37761688
do you really expect them to actually better themselves? you are so innocent that is actually cute.
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Is this the official normie car? It's affordable for them, looks exotic, and it has high tech features
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This 3/10 girl is obsessed with Elliot Rodger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiCDTU3vT8Q
>mfw girls are more interested in dead mass murderers than they are interested in me
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Elliot would've rejected her though.
He could've easily gotten some 5/10 grill, but he only went for 8+/10 blondes.
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So I just ended up eating pussy and making out with a girl..what do now??
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Getting the fuck outta this board seems like a good thing to do first
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Did you enjoy licking chads rusty cum you fucking beta faggot.
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>>37761570
>making out
Gay
>eating pussy
Gayer
>asking what do
Aaaaaaand youve crossed the line
This is robot territory no fags allowed
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>tfw no qt french gf
pourquoi vivre
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>>37761541
je sais ce que c'est, j'en ai pas non plus.... Fait chier...
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Je comprends... personne me m'aime non plus. Moi j'aime les Asiatiques.
>tfw no qt asian girlfriend
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What are your experiences with Uber? My car is in the shop and I have no friends. So I'm gonna have to use this to get to work Monday
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ITT: we share and discuss our phobias of everyday things.
Mine are:
>bad weather
>driving
>social interaction
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>>37761515
>feet
>bad health
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>Social situations
>Driving
>Spiders
>Bats
>Bugs
>Worms
>Larves
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>original threads
>pasta
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i'm a sociopathic fucking retarded asshole faggot
how do I find a cult of sociopathic fucking retarded asshole faggots so I can feel normal?
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you are home now brother, original thought here
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>ywn go to a pub with friends and spend the night together wasted and having fun
Any other irishbots relate?
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Im so stoned TFW NORTH DUBLIN FAG