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BRAP posting will save 4chan.
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I swear to god this isn't bait. I'm a spergy autist but somehow during my semester at college I managed to get a girl into bed. The foreplay, taking off her clothes and everything was great... until I got the the vagina. It grossed me out. She wanted me to eat her out and I just couldn't do it. I didn't want to stick my penis in there at all. I find penis much more appealing.

That being said, I don't find masculine faces or bodies appealing. I basically just want to date a girl with a dick. Where tf am I gonna find one of those?
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post your deep thought song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFhT7fO_TSc
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vimesausage

It's a long walk home, the interzone of night is scary.
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I hate week-ends. I like my job, and get depressed about having to come home to a sleazy apartment and a hardly-existent social life. I'd rather be at work: I get to learn new and interesting things, the people are friendly and fun, and I get paid for my time.
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Master, master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries

FIX MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
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quality fucking post laddo
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>>37762348
Very deep man, touched my soul, I'll never be the same again. We must rise against the masters, MHYSA MHYSA

>be me
>playing bf1
>Sinai
>playing British
>as I shoot an ottoman plane down I realized something
>the ottomans were muslims
>Britain was killing the muslims
>the ottomans lost the war so they do terror attacks in London as a revenge act
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Would the ottoman empire be too strong now? Was it always destined to balkanize?
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>>37762564
Mudslimes are never happy and always need to cut of someones dick so yes
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>>37762320
Dam bruh lit af hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

I haven't shit in over 2 weeks, I'm very fatigued, and my stomach hurts. Enemas don't work. The shit loaf is too hard. I need to go to the doctor but don't wanna embarrass myself like this.
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It's the doctor's job to help you. He's seen way worse and will probably see worse. You will not be remembered. You're just one of the countless assholes that he works for money. Drink lots of diary, it will help moving your guts.

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Have any of you anons ever been caught smoking weed when you shouldn't have? Or any other type of drug?
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>be me
>finals week
>I had just completed my last final so I headed to the park with my friend
>some stoners sitting around a tree asked for a light, I happened to have a match left from earlier
>we make small talk as they set up the gravity bong
>I go first, hit the whole fucking thing on my first try
>cough for 5 minutes straight, luckily I had some green tea on me
>I am high as a fucking kite
>we hang out for a while, it gets late so I have to go home
>I'm still high as fuck, and I'm on dinner duty for that night
>I just put some rice in the rice cooker and make some chicken
>my mom doesn't even suspect that I'm high, despite me dropping shit everywhere and not being able to hold a proper fucking conversation
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>>37762386
Didn't she smell you or ask if something was wrong since you were fucking up?
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>>37762404
I just told her that the testing wore me out. She did complain about a "grassy" scent though.
I wasn't a bad kid so I guess she had no reason to suspect that I was on drugs

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I can't think of anything in this world that really makes up for the intense suffering existence puts us through. I miss the blissful calm of non-existence.
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>>37762188
I saw that image on google images but I didn't use it

thought it was neet though

oh when's the last time you felt confident?

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>all those robots who killed themselves
rip
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Why does it seem like life passes by me?
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>>37762104
because you make no effort to actively participate in life, presumably.

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How do I hook up with an African queen?
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>>37762102
fuck niggers (original hoe)
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Step 1: Buy a Martini-Henry
Step 2: Go to Africa
Step 3: Acquire qt African gf
Step 4: If someone resists, apply .577/450 to the chest
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit
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>tfw everyone sharing Beyonce's new pictures on social media
>tfw pregnancy fetish

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Is it true, guys? I'm curious.
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>>37762030
Great job shill
Totally great bait
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>>37762030
I'm a white guy and I absolutely love black women.
So I guess it's true?

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What was the best dream you ever had? I don't mean life dreams, I mean real dreams during sleepy time.
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>>37762018
i don't have an answer but here's a tip:
keep a pen and paper next to your bed so you can write down what happens in your dreams.
it's real fun going back months later and reading them.

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