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I want to wake up on a Saturday morning to feel my bara bf sleeping next to me. I'd cling to him and relish the warmth of his body and his unique, personal scent; I'd kiss the back of his neck, and run my hands through his chest and crotch, feeling the details of his make-up, the contours of his form. and the suppleness of his privates.
I would feel him stirring under my touch, and I'd cling to him even more tightly. There would be buttery sunlight filtering in through the window-binds, and the constant hum of the fan, and I'd be able to have this person to myself, and be happy that he has deigned himself to allow someone like me to delight myself in his body, and that would be all the approval I need.
God-damn, I WANT A BF RIGHT NOW
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>>37764608
No, your genetics and instinct make you want a gf, but it's your own traumatic mental perversion, frustration and corruption that you find yourself lusting over what is not supposed to be lusted over. Also in a sane society degenerates like you could be shot in the streets and hung from lampposts with impunity.
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Who here stares at girls? I know I'm not supposed to but they're so beautiful and I'm horny so I can't help it
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>they're so beautiful and I'm horny so I can't help it
You sound like a fucking teenager lmao
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>>37764602
I don't stare, but I take creepshots.
That way I can see them whenever I want with no consequences.
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i thought of this when i was trying to sleep last night it kept me up for a while
>in the future all jobs will be done autonomously by robots, everything is free, communism pretty much
>it will never happen since powerful people want to stay in power so they would try to make people work so they can still be rich
>mfw the world cant never perfect because of oligarchs
no idea why this thought gave me panic attack
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>Oh herro, what you wan, you wan carma sunde?
Why do the ones with shitty english always choose to get jobs at the fast food places i go to?
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why do the proprietors decide to hire them is a better question. how hard is it to get native english speakers to work retail?
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>fucked 11 women
>never once ate pussy
How do I keep getting away with it?
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"Eating pussy" in the Slut Age is a mark of a 'tard. You do well by not falling for the porn shit.
Put your mouth on the dicked place, get for free an STD on your face.
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>make a good shitpost
>later on, forget I made it, probably got tons of replies
>find thread, it 404'd
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you found the thread?
just use an archive and dig that shit up.
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Do you ever just want to fuck yourself up? Like, jumping off of your balcony or smashing yourself in the head or something.
I often feel impulses when I'm around deep bodies of water to jump in and let myself drown. Does anyone else?
It's kind of stressful, actually.
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No, but if it werent for us law i would brutally murder people
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sounds like "intrusive thoughts"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought#Aggressive_thoughts
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>father fattoli found the cum cannoli
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>the guy that constantly has embarrassing moments of his life replay in his head, which shuts him down from doing anything for a few hours.
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>the guy that fantasized about singing in front of the whole school, and having everyone clap for him.
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>the guy that always looked forward to seeing his crush that never talked to him every German class, hoping she'd one day talk to him. "Hi anon, wanna work on this together?"
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>>37764431
try
>that guy who spends hours watching NBA/Soccer videos and pretending to be the athlete getting cheers
It's literally like a drug to me. I'm trying to stop
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Has Pepe jumped the shark? Is he the new trollface? I love Pepe but I knew it couldn't last forever desu.
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Pepe will live forever
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Pepe died in late 2014.
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>>37764974
>pepe is dead
>freaking pepe is dead
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Reminder that pussy eating is beta while ass eating is alpha
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>>37764347
I ate a girl's ass once holy shit I got hard as fuck instantly
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>tfw no rothschild bf
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>tfw no nwo bf to control the proles with
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>>37764337
You'd Be Prettier if You Smiled More You Know
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>have unlimited money by ownership of federal reserve
>hire stooges to Astro turf for years
>"ha ha I so much powerful. I am rottild."
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Comfy bedtime stories? 2017-06-17 03:51:58 Post No.37764270
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Please anons I'm nearing max comfy levels
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>>37764270
Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
Oregano spice.
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>>37764270
Once upon a time there was an anon.
He was a normal anon: Not too tall, not too short. Just with the right amount of pudge.
He had a job he liked, a gf who liked him, and a little dog that greeted him when he came home every day.
And everything was good.
The end.
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>>37764270
Some dumbass nigga jumped out of a moving car and shattered his jaw on a brick mailbox on my street last night
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Hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe
Uuuuu
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58f9d3a4c9736
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Guys....I'm freaking out....there are so many bad people out there and they all have guns it's awful....I can't take it
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>>37764257
aww u poor baby :(
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>>37764257
That's the downside of being a burger. Serves you right given the currency discrepancy.
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>>37764320
Your putrid smelly vagina makes me vomit