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>sneaking step-sister stumbled upon the sentient Somalian semen sphinx

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Suck mein cowk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izlPkyvJFtE

>tfw you will never go on a trip to Japan with your friends like this
It's all I've been thinking about lately.

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thou shall worship Lord Elon, for he will save humanity by sending us to the Red Planet

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>tfw you can't hear the words, "mother" and "sister" without getting an erection

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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/686412

Are you brave enough?

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YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL


MY EMPIRE OF DIRT


I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

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>I've watched so much porn and had so little contact with women that I like to fantasize about being friends with my favorite pornstars. I imagine being granted some kind of wish by a higher power that lets me choose 10 pornstars that will obey my every command. I can summon them whenever I want and come up with things we can do together. I can act out as many porn or sex scenarios with them as I want. They can all be my friends and my romantic partners. We could play video games late at night and then fall asleep in each other's arms every night. I can learn to kiss from August Taylor, cuddle with Peta Jensen, and fuck Ava Addams' tits as many times as I want. It would be the most amazing thing in the world. I would be free from this life and I would only know sex and love.
Anybody else have fantasies like this where you can just summon women to have sex with and hang out with? Sometimes I fantasize about it with actresses and girls I've met at school to.

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Interviewer: "Justin Bieber have you heard of MGTOW?"

Justin: "No, what's MGTOW?"

"Interviewer explains"

Justin: "wait, so it's guys who avoid girls in order to attract more girls, what the fuck?"

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I have a question I need help with

A. - I'm incredibly autistic. like some kind of oblivious sociopathic creep whos never had a real friend
or
B.- Smoking weed everyday has made me schizo-tier delusional because of my social problems and anxiety

Only one is true. How do I find out which it is?

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Why do blacks constantly refer to white people as 'white folks' ? Its really weird

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How do retailbros do it? After 4 hours of my 9 hour shift at the movie theater I work at I feel like shooting myself

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It kinda looks like an arachnid crab spider alien hybrid thingy.
Whats that smell?
*blanch*

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>jacked off at least five times today
>hentai, an incest pregnancy roleplay video, strangle/choke porn, latex, JAVs, and exhibitionism videos

who else /insatiable pervert/ here? I didn't even realize how bad it was until I just typed it out.

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