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>too tired to do anything but lie flat
>not tired enough to sleep
What the fuck is the cure for this?
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sorry to tell you but the only cure is more cowbell
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>>37769098
Pop some benadryl and take a nap, or, alternatively, drink a cup of coffee.
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>>37769098
Get more sleep at night (8 hours per night)
Don't masturbate more than once a day
Drink coffee
Exercise - do pushups or at least go for a 30 minute walk
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Is it too late for me? 2017-06-17 09:04:48 Post No.37769087
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>still in school final year (18)
>applied for 30 jobs I got into a trial but got rejected, the rest were rejected
>I had my first kiss with my partner this year at 18
>I have depression, ptsd and social anxiety
>my anxiety prohibits me to do things such as hanging out with more than 2 people, and being around large crowds
>I have never been to a party before
>I have been bullied my whole school life
Is it too late?
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If you've been bullied your entire life getting anxiety is normal. If most people you've met turned out like shit, why should you trust anyone else?
Why aren't you patting yourself on the back for taking the initiative in the first place to apply to 30 jobs? It's hard as fuck to do but you should be relying on happiness on things you fully control, such as the amount of times you applied. Not the outcome.
All of your friends might have an uncle that can give them a job ain two seconds, they get one with no effort at all. Theyve probably hung out with girls all their life so they kissed and lost their virginity earlier.
I mean Christ, you even have a partner? Why are you on this board? Are you asking to be swallowed in a pit of self negativity? Just to wallow in self disgust until you off yourself?
What's the point in that? If you've been born as an ugly fuck with five diseases at birth, on a wheelchair and deaf, I'd at least get why you hate life.
You're well far away from that.
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If this country isn't for me anymore like everyone kept saying, why should I care about preserving it? Why shouldn't I have voted for the most fun and chaotic candidate just to see what would happen? Why should I care about supporting minorities and women and gays when they tell me that they're the future and I'm old and boring and don't belong? If we're being bred out like you keep saying, why should I care about giving Jamal and Muhammad's babies a good future? If that's how it's going to be, then I'd want to take everyone with us in a fun way.
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Is bubbly water the true drink of robots?
>Free in most restaurants
>Tastefully pleasing on the senses
>Not a normie beverage
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>not just drinking water
you need to feel special or something anon?
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it's common in germany to drink sparkling water. Almost everyone does it here and it's not for free in restaurants.
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sparkling water is so fucking bitter
how can you enjoy it
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Anyone got any good discords right now?
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yeah and i want it to stay that way so i won't post it on /r9k/
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discord is for normies, find one quick and go away
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>>37769054
Well played
>>37769061
>normies
I don't think you've been on discord
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Do your best, fellow robot ! 2017-06-17 08:57:28 Post No.37769010
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Do your best, fellow robot !
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I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.
For those who managed to do their works all this time without giving up : you have done well. Having a goal, sticking to it, not losing its way and always staying determined is something I admire from people. I encourage all of you to be like that. And it's the secret of being someone unique, a sheep will look at other's achievements, being appreciative or jealous, but won't do anything by himself. A product of society who just have to get a wage and buy things in order to be accepted by the mass.
I'm not trying to start a revolution here. Just don't be that sheep, robots. You deserve better than this, and you have the power to obtain it.
Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.
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>>37769010
I've been doing it for a while now and I feel exhausted
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i met a girl today and i tried to talk to her about the trolly dilemma but she never heard of it so i explained it and the whole time she just kept awkwardly laughing until she got the chance to leave...
am i going to get laid?
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fuck my life i didnt rotate
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>texting her
>joked that I liked her
>she became disturbed by it
>ghosted me for 2 days
Well it's been fun anons back to hating myself I guess.
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i recently jacked off while fingering my asshole in the shower while sitting down
i've tried to do this countless times but i only had an orgasm this time
are there any techniques or tricks i should be using?
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>>37768942
Heres a fun one:
1. Don't be a faggot
2. Don't be a faggot
3. Don't be a faggot
4. Don't be a faggot
5. Done!
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>>37769021
i try not to but jacking off regularly has gotten boring
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Tfw u have an animal soft toy and you hug it everyday to simulate emotional warmth
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>>37768920
I was listening to love songs and cuddling with my daki a few hours ago.
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>accidentally clicked like on oneitis' previous post
>hit like again less than a second later to remove it
she didnt get notified did she?
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ahahahahahahhahahaha
she sure did pal
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>>37768680
Time to end it all orginiol
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>>37768680
Hope it wasn't a picture from two years ago, because if it was it's best to not interact with her ever again.
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i was 17 in 1990
>how old am i
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>>37768503
uuuuuuuuuuuh fourty-four?
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>>37768503
If you turned 18 on Jan 2, you are 45.
If you turned 17 on Dec 31, you are 43.
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>tfw 1990 was 40 years ago
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I literally live in movies and TV shows, I rarely even consider my own life what the fuck went wrong?, is this just me or is it everyone?
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shows are intended to be interesting, your life is probably the opposite
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Real life is a meme
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http://www.unitednews.org/calgary-man-slices-off-penis-attaching-razor-blade-fidget-spinner/
why are people so fucking retarded
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>be me
>have nothing to do in my sparetime
>go to reddit
>getting sick of reddits neverending circlejerk bullshit
>allways the same topics, the same reposts and memes every fucking day
>been there for 5 years already
>make the right decision
>it's May 17'th, decide to leave reddit and never come back
>come home from school, still got nothing to do
>fuck it lets see whats happening on 4chan
>actually having fun here despite all the trap threads
>1 month later, become addicted to 4chan instead
tfw you finally decide to turn your life in the right direction, only to make a 360 and become an even worse degenerate scum. There is no escape from meme prison.
pic unrelated
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hmmmmmmm
my advice would be to watch "large boy" starring a young tom hanks. Don't forget to "follow your heart and soul"
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That's great, but I bet since you're still new, there's still a lot that you don't understand. let me explain something for you:
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all my posts. If you are just viewing /r9k/ through the catalog, you don't see my great posts, the posts with handcrafted images, or any of my creative replies. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of the original content on /r9k/ , depending on the day. So /r9k/ will appear stale and boring, because you won't be seeing all my great posts.
I actually just flipped over to the catalog interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how pointless /r9k/ is like this.
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>>37768349
>be me
>understand how internet works
>understand how Reddit works
>if you don't wanna see gay shit, filter it out
"uh durrrrrrr mf uhhhhhhgHHhHh le Reddit maymay cringe posts are so annoying hahaha fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"