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What to do next, robots? 2017-09-02 05:44:32 Post No.39462466
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What to do next, robots? Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:32 Post No. 39462466 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>yesterday with oneitis and friends
>talk about bullshit as usual
>later I've manage to get myself alone with her
>we was talking about school n shit
>finally had the courage to ask out her out
>at first she seemed hesitant
>"Wow, this is so sudden. Idk I might b-"
>I placed my finger on her lips
>"Shh, If you truly don't want to go out. I'll understand"
>"On the second thought I am free." she replied
>"I told her I'll pick her up on Saturday at 4pm." (she has to go to work)

So what should I do during my date?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:46:27 Post No.39462494
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>>39462466
Fucking normie.
GTFO, you are not welcome here.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:49:02 Post No.39462538
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>>39462494
Why? My friends from school introduce me to this place and I think it's pretty interesting. I'll admit it's a little cray cray for my taste.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:54:20 Post No.39462618
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>>39462466
>I placed my finger on her lips
>"Shh, If you truly don't want to go out. I'll understand"
>"On the second thought I am free." she replied
She was just scared because you put your hand on her. She's probably planning on standing you up.

Anonymous
2000s nostalgia thread 2017-09-02 05:43:03 Post No.39462441
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2000s nostalgia thread Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:43:03 Post No. 39462441 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /mid to late 2000s nostalgia/ here? People loved to shit on the music that came out around the time but looking back it actually holds up really well compared to the crap on the radio today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:06 Post No.39462472
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:06 Post No.39462472 [Report]

Fuck off youngfag! orginiol

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:48:56 Post No.39462535
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:48:56 Post No.39462535 [Report]

>>39462472
90% of 4chan is in their 20s. Who are you calling young faggot?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:52:02 Post No.39462578
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>>39462441
tfw no emo gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgtaRbx4pPQ

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:43:00 Post No. 39462440 [Report] [View this topic]

>girl smiles at me
>think about it for the next hour

the power they have

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:43:45 Post No.39462454
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:43:45 Post No.39462454 [Report]

the power you give them
roasties only control you if you let them

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:31 Post No.39462464
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>>39462440
do you ever smile at girls in public?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:56 Post No.39462485
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>>39462464
i do not know how to smile

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:42:10 Post No. 39462429 [Report] [View this topic]

If you decided to kill yourself tomorrow how would you go about doing it given your current means?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:43:21 Post No.39462447
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>>39462429
I have guns.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:43:26 Post No.39462449
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:43:26 Post No.39462449 [Report]

I live in a nogunz country so I'd just neck myself

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:02 Post No.39462455
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:02 Post No.39462455 [Report]

I would tell her how I really feel

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:41:37 Post No. 39462418 [Report] [View this topic]

>this board is shit
>this site is shit
>you're shit
>I'm shit
>everything is shit

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:11 Post No.39462474
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>>39462418

agghhh...

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:34 Post No.39462479
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:34 Post No.39462479 [Report]

AHHHH DAVOS SAVE ME

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:47:27 Post No.39462513
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:47:27 Post No.39462513 [Report]

>>39462418
>here a shit
>there a shit
>everywhere a shit
>shit

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:40:41 Post No. 39462407 [Report] [View this topic]

>get on a train
>see this
what do

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:41:37 Post No.39462417
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>>39462407
I proclaim, "This is shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my day."

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:41:38 Post No.39462420
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>>39462407
Wonder why she isn't wearing underwear

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:41:45 Post No.39462421
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>>39462407
ask her how she shaves so well

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:40:38 Post No. 39462406 [Report] [View this topic]

What are some good careers for robots? Preferably something where I don't have to talk to people that much and it pays well. I'm currently stuck as a manager at this fast food joint and every day I want to die.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:44 Post No.39462480
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:44 Post No.39462480 [Report]

please respond

aowiejoaiernoigningirnignr

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:49:07 Post No.39462539
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:49:07 Post No.39462539 [Report]

>IT
>some agricultural stuff
>trucking
>locksmithing
>anything creative if you can manage it

I see the above careers mentioned a lot. Some areas you should avoid. Commerce is filled with chads. Trades are filled with chads and normies. If you are going to take up a trade make sure you get to work alone.

In the end, self employment is crucial to a robot's happiness. Working by your own schedule with the people you want to work with gets rid of plenty of your anxieties and 'getting up in the morning' agonies.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:51:49 Post No.39462575
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>>39462406
>manager of fast food joint

Ok chad.

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2017-09-02 05:39:50 Post No.39462394
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:39:50 Post No. 39462394 [Report] [View this topic]

Can I please have a reason to not neck myself

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:41:04 Post No.39462413
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Its painful

oregano oregano

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:42:19 Post No.39462431
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>>39462413

Pain is the least of my worries

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:39 Post No.39462467
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:39 Post No.39462467 [Report]

we're the only known intelligent lifeforms in the known universe and you have a front row seat to the most critical fork in the road for our species. something that has been brewing in the cosmos for billions upon billions of years. all you have to do is sit back and watch the grand display

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Retarded things roasties say 2017-09-02 05:39:13 Post No.39462390
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Retarded things roasties say Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:39:13 Post No. 39462390 [Report] [View this topic]

>We create life

>Girls can be robots too

>Girls have problems, they're just different to a mans

>I like video games

>I wear thongs for comfort

>The amount of men I fuck is now of your business.

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>I'm on my period

>Eww stop looking at my ass you creep! I only wear these yoga pants for comfort.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:47:52 Post No.39462518
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>>39462390
>Slut walks are a good thing

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>>39462390
Did I not use the correct meme lanuguage? Should I have called this 'Woman hate thread'?. Fuck you robot fucks are so dense. You spend so long here reading the same generic not orignal crap all day you cant pick up on original yet related content.

GET IN HERE AND FUCKING POST ABOUT HOW YOU WOMEN. Do you want your board back or not?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:39:02 Post No. 39462388 [Report] [View this topic]

"Hey look, Anon's the fifth wheel!"
"Where's your girlfriend?"
"Huh, you don't have one?"
"We need to find you a gf!"

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:40:58 Post No.39462411
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:40:58 Post No.39462411 [Report]

Everyone forgets about the fifth wheel until they break down in the middle of nowhere

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>>39462411
hehehehe
originally

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>>39462411
"Heh, and now that you all have partaken in the devil's nectar while I preserved my brain cells and sobriety by choosing Mt Dew, you come to ME to be your designated driver?"

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:37:19 Post No. 39462374 [Report] [View this topic]

>2017.668541
>Still haven't came balls deep in boi pussy.

IT'S NOT FAIR.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:26 Post No.39462462
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:26 Post No.39462462 [Report]

>tfw no bf to cream my boyhole

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:45:47 Post No.39462482
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>>39462374
I'm a boi

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:46:41 Post No.39462498
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:46:41 Post No.39462498 [Report]

>>39462462
Fuck off this board,fag

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khv's only 2017-09-02 05:27:27 Post No.39462259
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khv's only Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:27:27 Post No. 39462259 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Post your age, living conditions, job, some personality traits and tell others their chances of ever getting a gf

>27
>live with brother and former stepmom
>job is making food in a gas station for 10/hr
>no car, method of transportation is bicycle
>no insurance of any kind
>shit social skills
>don't like the idea of hugging or kissing
>mostly an emotionless shell

how fucked am i lads

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:31:25 Post No.39462308
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>23
>live with my mother
>work as a landscaper
>I own a shitty car but don't need it for work so it barely gets used
>moneywise I'm okay because rent and bills are split, plus I don't do anything espensive
>pretty against the idea of socializing outside of work, so no friends
>top uggo so no chance of a gf
>crippling insecurities about most things in life

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:31:56 Post No.39462313
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>>39462259
do you go to school or anywhere else to meet people?

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>20
>live with parents
>NEET
>no car, no license, scared of driving
>no insurance
>virtually no social skills, interacting is more often impossible than difficult
>open to female contact, generally pretty affectionate
>am a hopeless case to my own family

You have a chance if you aren't ugly OP.

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2017-09-02 05:22:46 Post No.39462177
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:22:46 Post No. 39462177 [Report] [View this topic]

I want a cute asian boy to tie me down and rape me

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:27:22 Post No.39462256
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:27:22 Post No.39462256 [Report]

Fuck I want this to happen to me too

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:28:24 Post No.39462269 [Report]

>>39462256
>Fuck I want this to happen to me too
I can't stop thinking about this every time I see all these asian bois at my school
It's driving me CRAZY

>tfw will never be shoved against a wall and kissed tenderly

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>>39462177
>I want a cute asian boy to tie me down and rape me
Idiot

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:22:40 Post No. 39462174 [Report] [View this topic]

Where do I meet women?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:23:16 Post No.39462185
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>>39462174
name any social event near you and there you go, bonus if there's alcohol involved

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>>39462174

In your parents basement, just keep looking.

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>>39462215
Posts like this are why I can't stop browsing this site. I hate to lolpost but that was fucking good.

Anonymous
2017-09-02 05:22:36 Post No.39462172
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:22:36 Post No. 39462172 [Report] [View this topic]

>autistic and ugly
>bunch of girls tolerate him and even approach him and want to have sex with him
This show is making me angry

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:25:45 Post No.39462229
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>>39462172
this is the same complaint i had with the irobot show, if he's suppose to be an autistic loser introverted computer nerd why is he maintaining multiple relationships and having sex with some junkie who has drugs? Its a clear hollywood "weird but not too weird we dont want to scare our audience"

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>has autistic melt down in public
>entire bus is concerned, pulls over for him, calls his parents, and makes sure he is ok

like strangers give that much of a fuck about anyone let alone a reeeing autist

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>>39462258
i mean ive seen strangers call an ambulance for people in need, but never that much energy

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