>live in an apartment with four dudes
>poo in loo roommate has a party in the common room every weekend
>100% normie Chads and stacies
>always asks if I want to come hang out
>I always decline and make up some excuse
So you're gay anon?
>>37777592
I wish.
No, I would just feel so out of place there. I'm so much more inferior than those guys plus I probably couldn't handle the banter.
>tfw buttpimpled nocoiners didn't buy the bitcoin/ehtereum dip
>>37777550
They never learn anon.
I set up my first rx480 today, gonna buy two more when my brother pays me back for a loan.
>tfw I'll be getting 1.6 eth per month soon
>tfw gonna buy a new card every time I have enough for a new one
>tfw gonna be rich while retarded nocoiners live off of welfare and/or their wagie 9to5
>9/10 girl wants to know you better
>reject, feel alpha
>regret it later
>it's too late, ywn see her again ever in your life
ITT: post something that will scare the normies so we can have our board back
>>37777457
>image dump on /r9k/
anon pls
>>37777480
it can be text to...I'm just sick of the normies coming here ;_;
I just want to look anime but I can't cause I'm a shitskin
>not wanting to be a choco anime character
>tfw riding home with harvey's
>tfw bag breaks
>tfw poutine opens and spills everywhere
>tfw there's not a trash can in sight
>tfw it starts raining
look on the bright side, anon. if someone gets 777 they'll get one of the biggest gets in all time
HELL YEAH THIS ROLLING
just buy another one
Hello, fellow robots and cyborgs, comfy weekend we have, don't we? It would be much more comfy if this board weren't raided by roasties seeking attention and other normies following them! FEMBOT'S DOESN'T EXIST. Roasties and normies gonna never face half of a problems we have and instead letting r9k be our own comfy board they are making here second /soc/.
Red flags for women
>likes pop punk like blink-182 and day to remember
Stupid, childish whore
>likes indie music
Pretentious whore
>wears yoga pants/leggings
She's trying to attract Chad
>she goes to the gym
Once again, for Chad
>has tattoos
>>37777256
>That navalpiercing
Holy shit that just looks like a recipe for disaster, and pain.
does girl like it when you lic the bagina
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND BUT I HATE YOUNG WOMEN.
THE ONLY GOOD ONES ALREADY HAVE BOYDRIENDS.
AND I'M UGLY AND NOBODY WOULD EVER DATE ME ANYWAYS.
FUCK THIS.
I WANT OUT OF THIS LIFE
ITS LIKE PLAYING ON NIGHTMARE MODE WITH NO CHEATS
Very original post anon, this is truly the pinnacle of 4chan post. 10/10 Would post again.
>>37777170
Normies think Dark Souls is impossible and refuse to play it because it's "too hard". These same people have active social lives and girlfriends. At least Dark Souls makes sense. You can easily learn it if you try. There's no rhyme or reason to these godawful human beings.
>its that feeling when you want to kill as many people as possible, like multiple nuclear strikes on population dense areas, bio weapons...
>you slip out of it after a few moments of exploring the thought
>you can't remember why you wanted to do it
>Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Privilege, class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev96DKWkrg4
> You can't arrest ME BECAUSE I'M PRETTY!
LMAO
>>37777075
>i'm not a piece of shit because i got a badge because i earned it
>getting caught up in the current "hate police" movement
>obese fuck
>losing weight, already lost 20%
>planning to start lifting and getting fit
>still can't get out of my head I will never ever get a gf or touch a woman
>want to kill myself
>but then suddenly remember
>at worst, I can pay for it
>it will be with a condom, yeah, but I will touch and grope and do as I please
Hopes restored robots.
This is fine.
Anon? What the reason you don't want to kill yourself, again?
I'm still at the point where I don't want to make my family sad.
Currently I have to outlive
>grandparents
and distance myself from
>parents
>6, 5, and 1 year old little sister
I can't imagine trying to make them understand why I'm dead, why I won't be coming back. I think they would miss me.
Little things like that always get to me, like how a dog doesn't know it's owner got shanked over in Iraq and will never play fetch with them again.
Why do midget and infant girls love superior Asian cock so much?
Midgets can't compete and dwarfs aren't attractive to baby girls.
Also post your cutest midgets please