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Anyone else able to attract girls but end up getting rejected for being so beta?

Recently i had a girl who i was seeing for about a month literally tell me she couldn't do it anymore because i'm too beta. She didn't use those exact words, but she said she's looking for someone more forward and blunt like her, someone who knows more what they want, etc. She said hanging out with me felt 'forced and stressful' and not natural enough. Pretty bullshit considering she always told me she enjoyed spending time with me prior to. So much for her being a 'genuine and straightforward' person. She didn't make it easy on me either, half the time conversing with her felt like i was on a comedian in front of a very dull and cynical audience. I had to impress her, and i failed.

I'm able to get girls' attention, but i can never keep one. One would think i would have learned a thing or two by now and changed a bit, but i have not.
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it wasnt a match, it happens

try again
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>>37782229

It never is for me. Never ever ever
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>>37781554
Try a girl who is nice, not "blunt and straightforward" (read: bitchy and unfeminine), who reacts and engages with you instead of being bored all the time.

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>Parents still expecting you to bloom into a normie.
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>parents think I've had sex
>parents think I have friends
>parents think girls would like me
>parents think I go to parties
Kill me now

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it's 1:36, the world has stopped, why am I awake?
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>>37781508
From lithuania?

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Hi guys

im going on a road trip with my family and ill have my laptop the whole way. im looking for some games to play on the way.

im looking for games similar to cataclysm and candybox2. slow progression games.

any recomendations?
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>>37781437
Do you have any sisters to hug and tell how much you love?
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>>37781476
Spend time socializing with your family instead of playing meaningless videogames
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HAHA YOU SHITTY SCUMBAG DID YOU GET BANNED FOR NOT LOVING YOUR SISTER

who /cicada/ here?
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nOREEEEErmalfags may not post in this thread
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There is nothing wrong with Cicadas

maybe she's pretty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPv6fXBczIg&list=RDMMxPv6fXBczIg&ab_channel=TuneSafari
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Is height obsession an american thing? Not saying height isn't important in other countries but everytime I see a 4'9" womanlet refusing to date any male below 6'2", it's always an american woman.
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American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come a hangin' around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, I said stay away
American woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come a knockin' around my door
Don't want to see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, I said get away
American woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay

American woman, said get away
American woman, listen what I say
Don't come a hangin' around my door
Don't want to see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away now go, go, go
I'm gonna leave you woman
Gonna leave you woman
Bye-bye bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye
You're no good for me
I'm no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go-o, woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
Goodbye American woman
Goodbye American chick
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>>37781405
Nope it's a thing in europe too, it's biological.
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>>37781405
It is the symptom of complete ideological degeneracy into useful idiot Satanism...

Heroic, psychopathy are the traits of the serpent seed; and what is most visible to the multitude of discriminating women.

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<- Frog pic

>social anxiety situation roleplay

You know anon
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DUUUUUUUDE MEME REDUCTIONISM LMAO

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>Anon come get your milkies!
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>>37781325
>tfw lactation fetish
Yes please!

Just no "mommy" roleplaying. That's weird.

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I done gave the jail too many years
Years that I won't get back
And I swear I done shed too many tears
For niggas that I won't get back
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>>37781284
I hit 125 mph on the freeway at 3am listening to that song
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>>37781284
Jacques was born April 30 aye
Doctor said he won't be home in thirty days
He gon' be alright, alright, alright, alright
Momma said her son gon' be a gift
Momma said her son gon' be the shit
He gon' be alright, alright, alright, alright
Momma coming home with different niggas
Daddy out there hanging with the killers
Will it be alright, alright, alright, alright?
Feel like I'mma need me a sip
Feel like I'mma need me a bitch
Make me feel alright, alright, alright, alright
There's blood on your face
Salt on your skin
Your battle is done, for now


Alright, alright, alright
Now I wanna, wanna blow these trees alright
Hit another lick and we gon' be alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Now we got this breeze we gon' be alright
Hundred all we need we gon' be alright
Alright
Alright, alright

Why do normies overreact about everything so much? Even if a joke is really funny, you don't have to go LOLOLOL WHAHAHA LITERALLY FUNNIEST THING EVER. Why can't you just like a show/movie/franchise without going full 14 year old fangirl on it? Why can't they handle anything outside their comfort zone? (OMG this is the weirdest video I've ever seen WTF WTF WTF).

I have no friends (obviously) but I would kinda like to get out there and talk about my interests but every fanbase is infested with people that are so fucking obsessed you can't talk about your interest on a normal level.
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It's part of the social song and dance, get used to it. You don't have to go THAT overboard but you do need to show a reasonable amount of interest.

Being an emotionless robot is the best way to stay friendless forever.
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>>37781558
I have hobbies, passions, books, tv shows, movies I really like. Hell I would like to think I have a lot of diverse interests but there is like, no room for nuance. Emotionless, I'm quite the opposite.

I've been friendless pretty much my whole life (28 yo) and I'm done with that. Especially since I have a stable job now that results me in having lots of money but nothing to spend it on. I would like to spend it by seeing people and enjoying stuff together.
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>>37781757
maybe I just need a vacation but traveling alone is scary when you are as socially inept as I am.

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Hey R9K I need your help

I remember someone linked me to a blog which apparently started on this board. It was written by a guy that was going to university in the UK (idk where) and talked about his life and dealing with the people around him. The blog eventually caused him to eventually get kicked out of the university for talking about stalking some Polish girl who eventually found out about it. I remember it clearly because the guy detailed having a piss jug and locking himself in his room to play the new Pokemon (I think it was Omega Ruby) when people came over. I cant find the link to it anywhere and I never got to finish reading the saga. Does anybody have a link to it?

Thanks, sorry I cant be more specific
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How do you guys bring yourself to do anything? lately I've been experiencing depression which cripples my ability to do anything at all. play video games, chat with people, do things which must be done. I have no idea what's going on, I have all these opportunities to actually make something of my life but I just can't bring myself to do even the first step. how do I cope with this? I gotta really stop doing nothing but it's too hard.
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I am 27 now. I have a good job. I even have a small number of friends. I have debilitating health problems which ensure that I will never be a social butterfly, a high-flyer in any field, nor have a girlfriend.

I am not sure how to find happiness in this circumstance. My existence feels totally isolated; even isolated from my friends, because of the problems I suffer alone.

I go to work and go home. My bank balance rises. I go to the park a lot. I play a videogame with my friends sometimes. But every moment of true reflection feels empty, empty, empty.

Today I looked over some text messages from years ago, before things went too badly wrong. A girl I was casually dating. It reads that we had an entirely sexual connection. I called the shots. Reading it gave me no feels, but it did transport me to a totally different time.

Returning to the present is akin to sliding down the slimy wall of an inescapable well. There is no sunlight here. All I want to know is whether there is the possibility of happiness. Give it to me straight.
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>Tinder
>Not a Single Match
>150 Miles
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Do you have a good profile pic?

Tinder sucks, i get matches but i give up even messaging them. When they do reply, they're either boring or not actually down to go on a date...maybe i gotta switch up my game.

Its easy to find a cute girl, its hard to find a girl who actually has hobbies/passion and doesn't just "lol i like to sleep, read, and watch netflix"

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