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Why would a girl date a sperg like you when she can date an older man who'll treat her even better?
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what do you guys do to still feel like you make a difference?
I pee on my living room floor sometimes and blame it on my dog so that when one of my family members discovers it I can clean it and act like the dog did it
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OP, what the actual fuck

She has a XX Chromosome
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>he's literally retarded

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I'm still a man if my anifa girlfriend cheats on me.
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>anifa

Try again in a couple of hours buddy

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Any robots grow up in or otherwise live in small, extremely geographically isolated communities? Pic related is an example in the Falkland Islands. I want to hear stories about living in these places: on remote islands or in the mountains or desert.
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Do you like Britain or Argentina better? Have you heard the song not now john?
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>>37786944
Fuck that looks beautiful. I'd kill to live somewhere quiet and isolated, cities drive me insane.

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WHEN YOU FALL

TAKE MY TURN

FAN THE FLAMES AS YOUR BLAZES BURN
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WITH EVERY STEP

I RISE AND FALL

WITH EVERYTHING TO GAIN

I END UP LOSING IT ALL

WHEN THE DARKNESS GETS IN

I SCREAM OUT AND YOUR LIGHT SETS ME FREE

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r9k thinks they got it bad cuz no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFK3DJ7Kn6s&t=4s

true robot tier
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>fulfilling life enjoying the wilderness living as a human should not cramped in a wagie mobile commuting for 4 hours a day
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her mother died because the potatoes had a bad crop anon

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>he wears socks in bed
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I wear a sock
on my dick!
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>he originally wears clothes in bed
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I only wear underwear. During the winter I'll wear a tshirt.

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is kevin rowland /ourguy/?

>had a cuteboi phase
>wanted to be a loli
>multiple mental breakdowns
>consistently makes bad decisions that ruin his livelihood
>crazy
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>2017
>Not being childfree
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>having kids
>complaining about them

pick one

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In a bit of a rut. Post your good times and reminisce a little. I'll start

>be me, just out of sophomore year of high school
>most of my friends graduate, don't particularly care for my class except for one qt and my two or three other friends
>we're all very close
>decided to take college courses over the summer
>took Psychology and English 2 (got to skip English 1)
>qt and other friend in psych class
>one day, we all get together and study for exam
>qt leaves early, has to make cake for wedding
>friend and I left alone
>decided to go to next town over for the evening
>ate McDonald's
>really shitty
>went to town mall
>play arcade games
>bought some second hand movies (tropical thunder, saving private Ryan, Shawshank redemption, etc)
>brother had birthday party, picked him up
>listen to Thin Lizzy and Van Halen all the way home
>learn to play Ice Cream Man on guitar when I get home
>sleep well that night

Legitimately one of the best days of my life.
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Hey guys if youre looking for /comfy/ place to hangout we have a nice discord to join, we are looking for people to join the family

>nsfw channels
>friendly community
>regular voice chats
>rare pepes

t9wFwX
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Shlump because i have herpes

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Could Kim Kardashian be concidered a braphog? If yes, why? If no, why not?
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No. She's too much of a roastie. She is basically the queen of the roasties.
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well, she is a hog and has a large ass. So, yes
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Fuck no, not even close.
<-----Now THIS is a braphog.

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Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy
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Yo I deadass do the terminator shower pose too but it's like at the end when I'm about to dry myself. I don't do the humming tho.

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I finally got a gf guys, I'm finally leaving this godforsaken place, wish me luck.

I might return as a failed norme once she leaves me for someone better, because sadly that's absolutely possible, but for now, I'm a happy lad.
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Halo 2 is a 2004 first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie Studios. Released for the Xbox video game console on November 9, 2004,[3] the game is the second installment in the Halo franchise and the sequel to 2001's critically acclaimed Halo: Combat Evolved. A Microsoft Windows version of the game was released on May 31, 2007,[4] developed by an internal team at Microsoft Game Studios known as Hired Gun. The game features a new game engine, as well as using the Havok physics engine; added weapons and vehicles, and new multiplayer maps. The player alternately assumes the roles of the human Master Chief and the alien Arbiter in a 26th-century conflict between the human United Nations Space Command and genocidal Covenant.

After the success of Combat Evolved, a sequel was expected and highly anticipated. Bungie found inspiration in plot points and gameplay elements that had been left out of their first game, including multiplayer over the Internet through Xbox Live. Time constraints forced a series of cutbacks in the size and scope of the game, including a cliffhanger ending to the game's campaign mode that left many in the studio dissatisfied. Among Halo 2's marketing efforts was an alternate reality game called "I Love Bees" that involved players solving real-world puzzles.

On release, Halo 2 was the most popular video game on Xbox Live,[5] holding that rank until the release of Gears of War for the Xbox 360 nearly two years later.[6][7] By June 20, 2006, more than 500 million games of Halo 2 had been played and more than 710 million hours have been spent playing it on Xbox Live;[8] by May 9, 2007, the number of unique players had risen to over five million.[9] Halo 2 is the best-selling first-generation Xbox game[10] with at least 6.3 million copies sold in the United States alone.[11] The game received critical acclaim, with most publications lauding the
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