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"Get ya shit together" thread 2017-09-02 07:15:54 Post No.39463792
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"Get ya shit together" thread
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Share your personal improvement projects.
Woke up first thing this morning. Popped caffeine, anti depressants, and a modafinal. Cut my terrible beard off and my nasty ass hair. Showered and put on clean clothes. Sitting down to meditate (haven't done it in years), and I already feel a thousand times better about myself. STRONGLY recommend mediation to those who haven't tried it.
Share shit you're working on, tips, etc. Just because we're isolated doesn't mean we have to be miserable.
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I'm studying harder even though I got a day off I'm going to do homework and work harder.
>in trade school for HVAC.
Every time I mention that I'm taking HVAC and HVACR no one responds to me or cares.
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How about you fuck off to /adv/ OP. This is not a normalfag board. This is a board for failures. You should stay a robot.
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I lack willpower. I put myself down every day. Most days are me being sad "you failed today, tomorrow we will try get better" only to fail again the next day. I just want to lose weight, I want to feel good about myself, I want to move out of my mothers and get my own place, I want to make friends and find a girlfriend. But it all just seems like a dream that will never be a reality for me. No one in my family knows this feel. They are all normies.
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Let's try this again! 2017-09-02 07:15:43 Post No.39463790
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I still want a qt asian girl to notice me and be my friend atleast! I desperately want one i could devote all my time too!
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Id even orbit one please i just wanna be noticed by a superior asian girl
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There's gotta be atleast one asian out there that would notice knee
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>>39464092
Of course there is. She'd notice you in the same way she would a pile of dog shit, something to be avoided.
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Does everything happen for a reason?
It's a comforting thought
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what if it's a bad reason?
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>>39463804
It's still a reason
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>>39463784
When you start thinking about why bad things happen to good people it requires some serious mental gymnastics.
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>there are people on this board right now who think this is gay
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>>39463744
but those shorts are gay af
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bump
cockblox
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well I got a boner.
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>fingers aren't enough anymore
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>>39463637
Every time an anon says something to indicate that they are female, I assume that they are a post-op tranny. Am I wrong?
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I can give it if you need it.
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>anon says something to indicate that they are female
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Guten morgen anon, wie geht es dir?
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Hallo ich bin ein amerikaner mann aber ich lernt? deutsch in high schule
ich will mehr Gelegenheit zu sprechen deutsch!
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>>39463602
Hallo. Es ist so eine nacht, mein bruder.
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ALLAHU ACKBAR!Deutsche original
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Why older women on okcupid feel that they are entitled to a serious relationship with men 15 years their junior? I've gone on on two dates with women in their early 40s out of sheer desperation who weren't even all that good looking and they still had the pretense of it all being about a serious long term relationship. I didn't even fuck them I bought them beer and bar food and it felt like going on a date with my aunt and they ended it with giving me a hug.
What the fuck is their problem?
Pic related, I dated two women who look like this (but perhaps ever so slightly younger in appearance). It is ridiculous I'm a low tier beta it's okay but why can't I even have sex with mediocre women in their forties?
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When you go past college most people seek relationships that are seen as long term and not hookups anymore
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>>39463541
Don't put the horse before the cart champ.
You fuck a long term partner.
Casual sex with large numbers of partners is brain aids and can result in actual aids.
You should probably quit porn.
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>>39463625
We're talking an age difference of at least fifteen years here. I feel like I got used for a pizza and beer tab. No women in her forties can realistically expect a ltr from a man 15 years younger than her.
I think I'm just going to go back to fucking prostitutes exclusively.
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How do I get a bf that will strangle me to death, rape me and throw me off a building for all to see that's not black or muslim?
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>>39463536
Check prison?
I don't know why you would want that.
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>>39463536
>How do I get a bf that will strangle me to death, rape me and throw me off a building for all to see that's not black or muslim?
Here. If you're a girl.
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>>39463536
>How do I get a bf that will strangle me to death, rape me and throw me off a building for all to see that's not black or muslim?
get in line fag
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Post characters who are literally you.
For me it's Mitsuo- intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
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>>39463519
You're stupid enough to think you're smart, but not smart enough to know you're stupid.
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>>39463519
I always forget about this guy whenever I play persona 4
even though he has a pretty substantial dungeon
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>>39463596
Not OP but smart is subjective to the situations you find yourself in, meanwhile intelligence is information you've accrued.
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ITT: Stories of Mommies who preyed on vulnerable robots 2017-09-02 06:52:59 Post No.39463507
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ITT: Stories of Mommies who preyed on vulnerable robots
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I'm gonna post my story and see if you guys have had similar experiences. Had this on my mind non-stop for a while now.
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>>39463507
Good story, 10/10 anon hahahaa
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Please, next time, write the story externally, and copy paste it when you make a thread, instead of leaving it empty while you're writing.
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OP here, I can't fucking post my story coz it says its Non-ASCII
I have no unusual characters in the script at all. Wtf?
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>so paranoid that I quit everything and left the house once a month
>so paranoid that I cut contact with everyone in my life, including family and online friends
>decide to go to a shrink for this
>too paranoid to tell her all of this, just in case she might be FBI, or someone wanting to use that info against me
what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>39463499
>what the fuck is wrong with me
You're too paranoid. Stop smoking the DUDE WEED LMAO and get some exercise or something.
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early onset schizophrenia
get medicated before your air conditioning unit starts talking to you and you think the government put a microchip in your head
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You may have Paranoid Personality Disorder or some other illness related to paranoia.
One of my family members is a therapist and their only relation to the government is that they were given a license to practice psychology. Therapists "shrinks" are legally required not to share a client's information unless they are suicidal or homicidal.
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>Women are having more sex than ever
>There are more male virgins than ever
Why is this?
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>>39463472
>Why is this?
nothing to see here goy
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>there are more male virgins than ever
according to who
4chan? lmao
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How do you into prostitutes?
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so what everybody's deal it wasn't bad at all?
i thinks it's just a normie herd mentality. the only people who i hear say it sucks are normies and weebs who say the same things we've heard ever sense the first trailer came out.
the movie was exciting and kept me interested. it had a nice sound track and it look nice. and at times had a final destination feel to it which i enjoyed
all the characters felt flawed and somewhat realistic
>Light's a bitch who get in way over his head
>L freaks out at times and loses his cool and shows emotion
>Mia is a manipulative bitch
>Ryuk is just a asshole demon
can people really not get over the fact that they diverged from the source material?
I'm glad they changed it up, I've seen the anime and read the manga so i don't know why i would want to see the same thing over and over again.
What do you robots think of the movie, how could it have been improved?
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I've read and watched the original, I don't really care that it's different though. I knew it was going to differ and went in just interested in seeing a different take on an interesting concept. Was actually pretty good, especially Light. I ended up really engaged in his character, as a massive contrast to the confident, attractive, and in control Light Yagami, Light Turner was an awkward loser who was constantly struggling and fucking up with the death note. It was my favorite new movie this year to be honest.
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>>39463427
>take a good thing people like
>make some more content of it
>oh wait everything's fucking different
>it feels like I'm watching a fanfiction
>actually fanfiction is better than this
>Why am I here
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>>39463521
It was a pretty solid AU fanfiction. Don't even try to see Light as the same person though, it wouldn't work.
Accepting requests, will probably stick around for an hour or two. Other drawfags welcome and encouraged to join in.
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>>39463399
Also you dont have to be good to join in, im not great, art is just fun and is for everyone.
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>>39463399
There's always been a single panel comic I wanted to do (but I'm terrible at visual arts). So I'd love it if you could do it.
A guy is clumsily and smarmily trying to hit on a girl and failing obviously (maybe she has a look of disgust or something) and another version of the same guy who is more studious or something is dragging the lech away by his collar or tie or something. With a look of exasperation on his face
I feel like this every day. Fucking socially inept shameless sexual deviant, and the intelligent hobby focused version of me (ya know, the only redeeming part) has to constant reign in this mindless dog every day so I could actually get some shit done. Drives me nuts
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>>39463399
I want to join so badly but I lost my fucking stylus
and I don't want to spend $30 dollars on a new one when there is still a possibility of finding it.
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How do I achieve Patrick Bateman mode?
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Be good looking. Have no emotions and act only in self interest under a guise of compassion.
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>>39463395
Be born to wealthy parents, get nepotismed in to finance job to "fit in," go all out on health, fitness, grooming, and wardrobe, feel no emotions except greed and disgust, murder hookers.
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>have rich parents
>go to harvard
>study finance
>work on your appearance