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> be me as kid
> dad is almost 400lbs over weight
> forces me to play sports as a kid
> forced to play sports all the way until i blatantly refuse in highschool
> dad is fatass that sits around on chair all day watching tv asking mom to make food
> mom has mental breakdown cheats on dad
> mom goes insane whole family is broken now
> i live with uncle, mom lives in gehtto, brother and dad live in house
> i have anorexia and bulimia
> developed this in college because wanted pussy
> still a 21 year old virgin loser
> used to almost be as fat as dad was 250lbs
> now 173.5lbs
happy fathers day you fat bastard !
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>>37794841
If he made you do sports, don't you think he just wanted you to not end up fat like him? I wish my parents forced me to do sports.

If I ever have a kid, I'm forcing them to do gymnastics, parkour, and martial arts.
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>dad was fat autist who died when i was 15
>alcoholic muhreen with all the intelligence of one
>i was an accident
>shotgun wedding
>gets divorce raped 3 years later
>only saw him once every few months
>cunt mom always told me things like "you don't really want to go with him" or "i think you're getting sick, you'd better stay home" and things like that so i wouldn't go with him
>grew up thinking he did something wrong and was the bad guy
>by age 9 barely ever talking to him anymore, very few memories
>mom gets new provider who's an even worse alcoholic - hits me, locks me under the stairs, constantly berates me etc
>tell dad about this one day and he beats the shit out of him
>goes to prison for a year
>health has seriously deteriorated at this point
>few years later get told he's in the hospital, had a stroke
>rip

In hindsight he was also always trying to get me into sports but my mom wouldn't let me. Also told me to just punch muh bullies in the throat but my mom convinced me I'd go to jail if I did so I just took it like a bitch.

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desk: $10
chair: $5
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>>37794810
Nice desk, where did you get it?
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>>37795242
Welfare my nigga

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>complaining about Chick-Fil-A's new order-taking system prevents you from seeing the menu because you're indecisive

I don't understand why people would go to a fast food restaurant without knowing what they want - it's the 21st century; you can look up their menu online before leaving the fucking house! Know what you want and order without wasting 5 minutes for everyone!
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Can a normie explain to me why they like summer?

I can't even go outside in this heat.
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Do you guys like my youtube video i made
its abit edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cT-spgbeA&feature=youtu.be
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>wake up
>still alive

day ruined lads
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>>37794603
That's why I am already on my second double and just cracked open an IPA. Bout to go for my first smoke of the day.
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You'd be seeing your eyes exploding on the other side

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Heeeeeeyyyy wagies!
Ready to slave away for Dr. Nosenberg for another 5 days starting tomorrow?
Oh? What's that?
You don't want to go back to your slavie cagie?
Poor little ragie wagie. Life sure is tough for big boys like you.
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Cool new blanket.
After 2 years you finally got enough money to get rid of that stinking cloth?

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>it's a "porn you're writing turns into scat" webinar
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So many broken hearts in here. But why?
If having a family and being loved are the ultimate goals for any single person then why is everybody trying to fuck eachother over? Why is someone with a deficit not getting helped by everyone to get back on track but instead bullied until he believes that maybe getting run over by truck is a good idea?
Why are alpha males only looking for as many cheap pussys as possible until one of his playthings gets pregnant and he starts ACTING like he sudenly cares?
Why care about friends if most people you meet just try to put themselves above you either by pointing out everything they do better then you or downplaying anything you are good at?
Love and friendship and hapiness are just words used to manipulate you into doing stupid shit others expect from you. They are nothing but vague ideas. Love is nothing but a meme.
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>tfw i will never be a kid again
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being a kid really wasn't that great senpai
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>>37794364
you could an hero now and be reincarnated as a faggot boy in future.
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Hahaha you can't be a kid again hahaha

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No gf ends now.

Post where you are living and exchange contact details so you can find a wing to help you pick up cuties.

Sheffield UK. Who will be my wing?
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>>37794269

tfw no gf material

Bristol is full of trendies mate so rather give it a pass

appreciate the thought tho
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Birmingham uk reporting in
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essex lad. let's have a whale of a time. [not to be confused with actual whales, for they surely plentiful, not but on the agenda tonight.]

Hello, my name is Cindy. I want to play out a cuckholding fantasy and would like you all to put in applications for playing the role of the 'Cuck'.

Your main roles will be prepping the bull and making sure he is full of dark rich multicultural semen, you must also have your own portable cuckshed if I want you to leave the room.

You must pretend that you're my husband and lick my feet and pussy (After the black bull has finished) to fully satisfy a woman of my caliber.

Looking for any males who wish to be the cuck to my bull

To be a successful cuck you will have to have one or more of these traits.
>Skinny
>Nerdy looking
>Likes to be dominated
>Likes to lick black guys cum off feet and pussy and sometimes ass.
>Will submit to having a Chasity belt.

Thank you. Don't miss out on being cucked, please don't comment if you're racist. BAKA.
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She's getting blacked tonight, anon.
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>>37794165
who?

oroiroairoara

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>Interests: Smashing the patriarchy
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Does paracetamol stop hunger pains?
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>>37794070
I dont think so. Try an antacid like Gaviscon (liquid is best)

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