What do you post on /r9k/.
I'm an autistic retard that is a robot because I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have no opportunity to meet women. (who needs friends lol)
Why are you a robot, /r9k/?
I live in a country dominated by Chads. Essesntially, if you dont do sports you're considered subhuman trash.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrK-IxLv-LU
I listen to 90's songs for dem feels.
>forget pic to post
>panic
>close thread, clear browser history
>play games and visit other boards
>occasionally check catalog until it's archived
>>37795815
just say "forgot pic oops XDXDXDXDX" or some variation and then post it in another post jesus its not that hard
WTF do Mexicans constantly press the locked button? Do they think their old Honda will get stolen?
Thieves often just rummage through the cupholders and glovebox to steal things. Come on anon, locking your car is just common sense. How old are you?
>>37795845
You can press it once, hell even twice but when you're car constantly keeps beeping because you keep pressing the lock button, it becomes weird
idk, some ocd tendencies? i do it every time and im not mexican
What should I do for my 24th birthday today /r9k/? So far all I got planned is buying my dad a gift and hopefully going out to a restaurant for dinner.
FUCK bros my body hurts so goddamn much. I went out hiking and I could barely handle it.
I guess sitting around NEET-ing does bad shit to your physique. I wonder if I could even handle a basic job where I have to stand and walk around.
Thick thighs save lives, but a good sole makes the heart whole.
>be me
>autistic faggot
>fall for tender meme download app
>finally get a match
>text qt 3.14
>fast forward
>she wants to meet up
>be a autistic faggot NEET that never goes out
>no clothes
>how should i dress?
>walk into chad brothers room
>HE.HAS.LOTS.OF.DESIGNER.CLOTHES
>Dress up as my brother for a day
>meet up at mall
>bla bla
>keep contact
>3 days i get a blow job
>after i think i might get some pussy if i keep this up
>get pussy after 7 days
>wew not 22 yo virgin no more
>she works at shopping mall near me
Fast forward 2 weeks later after not keeping in touch cause she had to work extra shifts
>i thought i saw you at the mall today
>wtf.no.it.wasnt.me.gif
>Yea anon it was your brother
>LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE YOU AND WORE THE SAME CLOTHES AS YOU
>oh shit, Hahaha we have similar fashion taste
>So do you guys like shop at the same store?
>hahha kind of
>mfw roastie was complimenting my brothers looks for the rest of the converstion
>he was kinda just like you in a way
MFW might get cucked by my own bro
Well I finally did it, I had sex with a tranny.
No real girl would have sex with me for my entire 27 years of life so I had to fucking resort to this. Fuck you women, this is your fault. My desires needed an outlet and this was the closest thing to an actual woman available.
It's fucking horrible I feel terrible, my dick smells like the worst thing I've ever smelled and it's the next day and my dick still smells bad even though I washed it 50 times. The entire room smelled like shit the entire time.
Women, why have you done this to men? Stop being sluts who only fuck Chad. The worst thing is knowing this makes me gay now. Traps are definitely gay. I'd rather be a virgin like I was.
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Anon, if you're being serious, my condolences. If you're LARPing, this is the funniest shit I've read on this site in a long time.
Don't blame the entire gender. Blame only every girl that you ever met.
I'd rather be a wagie than a broke ass NEET.
>tfw just woke up
>sitting back reclined eating a sausage mcgriddle some wagecuck made while I watch anime
Enjoy your miserable life anon.
Just received my paycheck, having little giveaway for my fellow robots :)
>>37795435
oi you fat bastard
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tthhtttthth can you guys minus rep me pls ty
shred it
I have the worst diarrhea right now. I didn't sleep a minute last night because I knew I would shit myself. My god, when will it end?
Are you the SU anon that keeps posting? I'm finally caught up. When does ep 5 come out?
>>37795591
When you potentially improve your diet? I don't know. Hydrate more?
>>37795623
Yes, I'm that anon. I don't know, I go to a specific site that uploads the episodes there. I just wait till it's been uploaded otherwise I'm clueless.
>dad emptied out the sperm trove without asking
>>37795388
>mom forgot to stir the long soup
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