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ITT: What you saw when you looked at your relatives/girlfriends/friends internet history.

>sisters porn
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Hot.

Guy had shemale in his history at a lan party.

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On paper at least
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>boys can't be gir..
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>>37796582
jcdr does great work

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>tfw you are fourchan
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>>37796562

I like to call myself a 4chanite!
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>>37796591
>mfw my comment is only 5.88% content

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>22 live with parents + wageslave
>manchild
>mum teaches me to drive
>passed driving test
>own a car thanks to mum and dad holding my hand and doing all the paper work etc for me
>I just paid for it
>its been a week since I passed the test and i've not driven anywhere
>still haven't driven alone
>afraid to do so

Its even worse because they now want me to run errands that involve driving places.

>you can drive yourself to your therapist appointment tomorrow right Anon?
>I don't know how to use the medicare/insurance card to pay for my session
>don't know how to get there
Also they want me to visit my "friends" who I cut contact with them months ago. They think we're still friends but we aren't.

Don't learn to drive robots. It fucking sucks.
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You sound a lot like me when I was 19. I'm 23 now and can drive fine but still a manchild living with mommy and daddy...
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>>37796540
Just think about the retards you know and then realize that even they can drive.
So why shouldn't you ?

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I know all about your little jerk-off fantasies about me. Go ahead, and do it like you always do... I'll even stand here and watch.
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Not the dating ad of course, but the responses? Do you think women actually falls for this?
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bumpsdas eefs gsfd gsedfsdxfsd
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yeah, i remember that thread
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Why not i had a friend wo literally couldnt tell the mocap beowulf was cgi

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Always alone, but never completely
Evening in the city brings some cure
In some corner where solitude is found in numbers

Always with an empty wallet
When lights turn on, the smoke vanishes
And the smell of night becomes real again
As many times before
He dreams about endlessly falling

It was an early morning when he left it all behind
You could only hear the birds singing
Then he stood on the other side of the street
Released tears to fall by themselves

I would if I could
I'd know if I knew
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>girls looking at me
>suddenly I'm in an endless time loop and I'll never be able to clock back in
>I feel the evolutionary pressure to go talk to them and fuck their little holes in
What the fuck man I just wanted to eat lunch and leave. I need to pack my lunch, so I don't have to go to the cafeteria anymore. How do you politely tell a girl you have autism?

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>>37796391
I have the same problem man. I have had women eye fuck me at grocery stores, bars, the mall, or tried talking to me but then for some reason my face starts to uncontrollably twitch and I get small tears running down my cheeks. The only time I have confidence is when I'm shit faced drunk.
Why am I like this!?
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>>37796391
>>37797483

KEK
i'm the same

we're autistic Chad's, feelsbadman
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>>37797523
I blame this for not having a father growing up.

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>tfw I can't wear jeans
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Not even baggy jeans?
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>>37796390
Some baggy jeans I can wear but it hurts my dick to sit down and have it squeezed
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>>37796413

I can wear skinnies, or used to be able to in the peak of my vegan phase.

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>Tfw 70 years from now you won't have memories of a having a family of your own

>tfw you won't know what it's like to reminisce about what it was like to propose to the one you love and live that life with them.

>you'll never remember what it felt like to see and feel your own flesh and blood for the first time

>you'll never know what real happiness is.

Call me a weeb but Tsumiki No Ie fucked me up, I don't think I have much longer and I'm sure many of you feel the same.

All of us feeling like ghosts or robots, never like real people, not fitting in, not being enough, never being enough.

Life is pain robots.What's the point?
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>Life is pain robots.What's the point?

life is whatever you want it to be. I'm using my time to abuse a lot of drugs because it might kill me someday. there's always hope

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>tfw Fordyce spots on lips and dicks
>tfw PPP
>tfw phimosis

One is bad enough, but all three? Just fuck my shit up senpai
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I have ppp. How the fuck do I get rid of it, I can never get a blowjob because of strange benis
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>>37796424
Burn them off

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>If having a family and being loved are the ultimate goals for any single person then why is everybody trying to fuck each other over?
They desire bonding with their group, and often that requires making decisions that exclude and dehumanize others in more normie situations. This is why bullying and office politics exist, so they can get in good with "their" people, i.e usually not you because you are the guy not participating in this shit because you think you can get by without it.
>Why is someone with a deficit not getting helped by everyone to get back on track but instead bullied until he believes that maybe getting run over by truck is a good idea?
People despise weakness, men and women. When someone shows vulnerability, the first instinct is to either bond with them over your own vulnerabilities together or to pull back. This is based on what the person thinks of the vulnerable person. Since most people don't feel the need to maintain an opinion that they are "nice" people(because they have a group they are a part of), they would rather pull back and either directly or indirectly shit on the person. Helping happens often, but this is usually among groups who use it for bonding with each other(activity they do doesn't matter, if it's bullying or helping others they need to be part of the group).
>Why are alpha males only looking for as many cheap pussys as possible until one of his playthings gets pregnant and he starts ACTING like he sudenly cares?
"Alpha" males are regular men. They want to fuck, they don't want to have kids, they usually don't like the girl either. When they get a girl pregnant if they protest they think they will be exiled from the group if they don't show care for the girl. It's fear, not love.
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>Why care about friends if most people you meet just try to put themselves above you either by pointing out everything they do better then you or downplaying anything you are good at?
"Most" people, and not all act that way. I disagree on that point, they have their own issues and often take it out on you or really anyone. Ever watched plane crash videos, people getting hurt by skateboarding into streetlights? There's a desire there to feel anticipation of pain, but also have the knowledge that you cannot be hurt. People watch these things so they can feel invulnerable, even when others are suffering. It's the same with looking down on others, that person's life is lacking in some way so they put you down. They don't feel the consequnce, yet they get to feel like they made you feel terrible about your enviable situation. It's proof that they want what you have.
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>Love and friendship and hapiness are just words used to manipulate you into doing stupid shit others expect from you. They are nothing but vague ideas. Love is nothing but a meme.
It's manipulation if you go along with it. People say lots of things but the truth is that they aren't thinking that much about the effect of their desires. They want to offload the work onto you, everybody does this unconsciously in their words and thinking and it can be difficult to spot. If you don't care about their worries, suddenly you don't "love" them? No, that's bullshit. In order to overcome this, you have to correct them and explain that your feelings are not involved in the situation at hand and that you have your own reasons for doing what you are doing. If you aren't careful, you'll be pulled into someone else's desires and agenda for no possible reward simply because they used words like love, friendship, and happiness when it was really that person trying to satisfy their desires through demands against you.
Happiness is attained through being good company to yourself in your own mind. Often, people have shit people around them so they become shit people in their own minds and then wonder why they cannot handle themselves. It's because your personality is awful at a basic level, and until you take constant steps to remedy this you can not even defend against horrible people like you've described. Self-esteem, self-confidence, etc, all stem from establishing your own desires through actions and reflection upon your wrongs.
Your post is an incorrect reflection of reality, the problem is not that it's true and everyone needs to feel hopeless about it, it's that your opinion and judgement is so lacking that you've become the worst of what you complain about.
Could you offer the ideals you complain don't exist in others to other people? You cannot. First your personality and view of reality have to change before you can even begin to grasp control over others.

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Who was your favourite X-Man from the X-Men TAS?
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Storm because her powers are cool (kid me always wanted to have them so it could snow 24/7) and I wanted to have sex with her.
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>>37796351
Every other female X-Man character were punching bags

>Jean passing out whenever she uses telepathy
>Rogue getting BTFO by Apocalypse like an Alabama housewife
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Jubilee was bestgirl. As a kid I liked her but didn't know why. I would shelter her from the anti-mutant bigots and care for her until she loved me.

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>last night
>go to see 10:30 PM show of captain underpants
>walk through lobby and see dozens of couples on dates
>i am basically only one who is going to the movies alone
>am only one in theatre aside from a father and son sitting several rows in front of me
>i am sitting alone in back row with a large icee, a large popcorn and a big bag of skittles
>movie starts, take off my shoes and make myself comfortable
>enjoy movie and laugh loudly, proceed to spill blue icee all over my white t-shirt
>pretty sure father and son are creeped out by my presence
>i leave quickly when movie ends

how was your saturday night?
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I played PSP, jerked off and went to sleep. I don't even go to the movies anymore because paying $11 - $13 for bad movies is not fun
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How was the movie?

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room thread
no clean edition
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>>37796165
What's in the bottles? Why do you have so many? Why are they next to the bed?
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>>37796255
water
i do not wanna keep getting up to fill 1 jug
water before bed
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>>37796165
dont you have a trashcan

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