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>got a two week ban from a game for shit talking the opponents team
>in a game with a language filter and mute button
Mfw
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>..and this is your bunk anon.
>Feel free to personalize it any way you want.
What do?
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>want to have sex with black women
>50% of them have STDs
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>be me last night
>walking down the street
>walk pass a group of stacies
>they say "What a man!" and then they giggle (Doesn't translate good to english, I think, but it's a compliment in my country)
>Feel good about myself for about 10 seconds
Then I started thinking, maybe they were being sarcastic? Maybe they actually talked about another man?
Fuck me.
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Time to delete your frogs.
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>>37798584
>>be me last night
who else?
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>>37798584
That's the part about being insecure. Any compliment is perceived negatively. Just take it as a genuine compliment. Maybe you were just really feeling yourself at that particular moment and it showed. Maybe you're their fetish.
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I spent my money I lost my friends I broke my mobile phone aEqHsch
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So you're a fag now op?
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>>37798574
whats that code man
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>>37798637
ive always been a phag
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>25
>virgin
>no money for hooker
>thinking about going gay
Talk me out of it
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just fucking do it
dont tell anyone at first so you can regret it if you don't like it
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I'll keep this short by saying that all gay people I've met, online and offline, are not good people and you should avoid them.
You should start using condoms for masturbation, it feels really good.
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>Can you tell us of a moment in your life where you went above and beyond what was expected of you?
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>>37798551
i actually can
i started trying really hard, was motivated, afraid of failing and pushed like hell
i also beat my vidya addiction
i went from worst to best in one month
then i started to lose momentum again until i got fired
now i`ve never reached that level again
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>>37798592
Thank you. That'd be all.
Don't call us about the job. We'll let you know.
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I like being a Good Samaritan. I do all sorts of weird and nice things, only getting away with it because I'm unthreatening thanks to higher than average pitched voice and looking like a teddy bear
>drove drunk girls to nearest motel who were walking the highway after a concert; turned down a night with them
>handed out roses to random girls who looked sad and lonely all day on Valentine's Day.
>returned a man's wallet he lost at my work by finding him through Facebook and contacting his workplace
>found (over the 8 years I've been here) 7 iPhones off the top of my head that I've all returned to their original owners.
I just like doing nice things
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Well /r9k/, I finally got a girlfriend.
It took a long time. But I found an attractive girl that is into awkward smart guys. She's way out of my league though, she has like 700 instagram followers and shit.
Now, because of that, I've decided that the chance of her cheating on me is probably pretty high. So to prevent the emotional disaster associated with getting cucked, I'm going to cheat on her sometime next week with some whore from the club so that I can have emotional leverage in any given situation.
This is a pretty good strategy, I reckon, since if it comes out then that she fucked some Chad or Tyrone behind my back I can say 'well, I already cheated on your nasty ass with some hoe from the club'. The girl will preferably also be Asian since 1. they're easier for me to hook up with as a rich nerdy white guy and 2. it adds a racial fuck you element for her if i were to disclose it
What do you think of this plan? I told my friend about it and he thinks it's ludicrous but I'm telling him it's like psychological insurance. I don't want to feel like an inferior guy by getting cucked, so I want to level the playing field between us if that happens. And of course, if it doesn't, she just will never find out that I cheated.
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You're a faggot for coming up with this
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>>37798562
bite me roastie
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sounds like you are an insecure faggot who will ruin his relationship very quickly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEwAwEuRplI
Depressed hachiman is best hachiman.
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>>37798487
This anime was really boring except for the qt trap
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>>37798507
Yeah I agree, the MC is great but the anime fall into too many boring tropes.
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Today is my 18th birthday. What do I do now?
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>>37798432
realise your life is only going to be shittier from this point on
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Happy birthday mate, no clue what comes next as I'm 18 too but at least it's kind of exciting because of the uncertainty. Don't say no to adventures.
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Are you folks even remotely aware that you're slowly taking over every single board on this website?
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There is nothing wrong with letting people know that it's all about the face.
And tits.
>tfw asian parent
>tfw moving out and never seeing your parents again is seen as ungrateful("they brought you into this world you must help them") in asian culture
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.originally.help
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Hey guys. Today is Fathers Day and i havent seen my dad since i was 7. Ive been thinking about messaging him but i dont know what to say so?? What should i say robots
Pic unrelated
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>>37798276
>haven't seen him since you were 7
>have ability to contact him
>waaaaah
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>>37798276
send him a dick pic with a caption: "hey dad, look how I've grown"
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>>37798317
Well while i was a teen my mother wouldnt allow me for personal reasons and im 19 now. I just didnt think of messaging him until now
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Its Fathers Day
Here I am jacking off to futa and traps. Perma virgin.
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I'm about to jerk off to trannies, not a virgin though
I wish I lost my virginity to a tranny
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Reminder that at LEAST one teacher in your high school/college etc has fucked a Chad student.
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