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>life is hell
shit.
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>Tfw at least 3 highly explosive diarea shits a day
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Vidya and anime no longer keep me occupied. I start a game and then close it again within 5 minutes. I don't want to do something productive with my time, I just want to dull my mind.

Help me.
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books

maybe try to study something using youtube, photoshop or programming can be fun

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What vidya do you play anon?

i need some /feel/ stuff.
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What are things autists do specifically? Like, what makes an autist stick out of the crowd?
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>>37798961
Autists do the same thing many times. That is what is seminal to their behaviour. They will do much more when they don't have electronic distractions but it will often be resigned

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When did you realize humanity, collectively, is a psychologically fucked up piece of shit?

When did you robots first realize that things like trust, friendship, family, are just words people use to trick you into vulnerability just so they can hurt you and judge you against their own twisted sense of self-righteousness?
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Who /gastroparesis/ here?
>Tfw can never finish a full meal in one sitting and feel full after just 3 or 4 bites
>Tfw so skinny from eating too little that I can't get my pants to stay up most of the time even with a belt on
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>>37798917
That's very unhealthy, anon. You should get that checked out.
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lol vagus
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>>37798917
hahaha lmao his bagal nerbe is damaged :DDDDD

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I admit it. I wanna give up on life and let some cute anon kidnap me so I can be his tranny gf/slave. Feels great to be B.r.O.k.E.n
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>>37798853

>be 19
>be twink at shit
>be straight but everyone thinks I'm gay
>working at Olive Garden on a Saturday night
>3 Chads come in
>seat them
>they start chatting me up
>talk for a bit
>hour later
>doors are locked and I clock out
>Chads are leaving too
>talk some more
>anon, you want to go hang?
>omg someone actually invited me to hang out
>agree
>get in their car
>in the backseat with the tallest Chad
>he says I'm cute
>blush
>omg he's blushing how cute
>puts arm around my shoulder
>starts playing with my nipples
>w..what are you doing?
>starts rubbing my thighs
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>notice the driver turned off the main road and parked at an empty street
>I'm fucked
>with his other hand he unzips his pants and whips out his dick
>it's fucking 8 inches, maybe more
>Chad grabs my head and starts pushing it towards his cock
>scared that they'd kick me out or just straight rape me
>welp, start sucking
>Chad starts grunting and hold my head firmly
>please don't cum in my mouth
>he cums in my mouth
>open up door and spit it out
>all the Chads are laughing
>Chad says no offense but that was a shitty blowjob
>s..sorry it's my first time
>other Chad says, damn shame. You're cute but I'm not in the mood for a shitty blowjob
>they drive me back to my car
>thankful the other 2 Chads didn't want some either
>fap to the memory every fucking day

I'm not gay but having an alpha dominate me turns me on so much. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>37798853

Location? I own my own home, have a good job, and money but no friends. I'll take care of you but I'm forcing you to dress and act like a girl. I hope you have a cum fetish because I'm fucking you bareback multiple times a day and you're going to be a good girl and leave my cum on your face until I tell you to clean up.
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>>37798910
Sounds like a fun experience, kinda jealous. But start hrt, it'll get worse. Trust me.

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>friend tells me to kill myself
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>>37798819
>go to /int/
>starts shitposting
>aussie shitposter tells me to kill myself

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>fuckbuddy tells me she found a guy
>ask her a month later wether its working out
>says the guy is leaving the country in august and that they don't want a relationship
>ask her if we should hook up again
>5 hours no response

I fucked up didn't I?
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Does it matter? She's just a fuck buddy, not your wife. And 5 hours isn't long at all. Give her a while to respond.
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>>37798856
It doesn't matter, but the sex was great and I want good sex again and I get nervous when people take so long to respond

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Does anyone here personally know men who have slept with a large (25+) amount of women?

I'm not talking about college-aged Chads railing the entire sorority, I'm talking about men who have seduced dozens of women into one-night stands or relationships only to leave them afterwards, leaving a trail of broken hearts.

How the fuck do you think they do it, if they're not extremely rich or famous?
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>How the fuck do you think they do it, if they're not extremely rich or famous?
Ask yourself a simple question: who do you know who is extremely rich or famous?

Most women won't know, or have any access to, someone like that. So they'll go for the most attractive guy available, instead.
The office chad-like won't be particularly wealthy or well-known, but he'll be the biggest fish in the pond. He'll pale in comparison to higher-tier men but for the women around him, he's the highest they have available.

Same thing goes for men. They'll hover around the hottest woman in the office, even if she isn't all that impressive by global standards.

What the fuck am I even on about.

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>Didn't die peacefully in sleep last night
>Have to endure another day's existence because you're too chickenshit to actually commit sudoku.
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>reading about the happy times
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>tfw 4chan is too mainstream now, /r9k/ is full of attention whore roasties looking for beta orbiters
>all the other chans are 2slow
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Who here /has the highest Security Clearance/ here?

Majic here.
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