Neverland
Hella bands
Tatted up
Mexican
Turnin up
Trapson
With my goons and we swingin like Tarzan
I'm the king of the pop pop
Your girl is a thrrrrrr thot thot
I might pull up in the drop top
With the draco and go bthrrrrr dot dot
discord YkYMAVU
Michael Trapson is lit boi!
>live across plaza with convenience stores and shawarma and pizza restaurants and stuff
>every weekend or two, group of normie teenagers all park their cars and hang around there
>every time call the cops and report underage drinking and drug use
>don't even know for sure they're doing anything wrong
>mfw most of the time they really are drinking or doing drugs
>mfw if not they instead get upset and badmouth the police to their face and get arrested anyway
>mfw this has been going on for over a year now and teenagers still haven't learned this is a no normies allowed zone
>>37803253
U know what now college makes a lot more since with robots calling the cops on parties because they were lonely and jealous. Cops always came no matter the noise level, after a certain pt they were like, yeah ur neighbors are fucking losers
>mfw chad cop is cooler than you will ever be
The only time people IRL talk to me is when they tell me to do something. They never strike up casual conversation; it's always, "Anon, can you do this for me, please?"
I feel you.
Everyone ghosts me until they need some favors.
Even people i only knew online do this.
Eventually they get bored of me and never ever text or call.
I want this shitty life to end.
Hahaha anon is just a faggot hahaha
Anyone else feel lonely on a macro scale? There are no other species on the planet or the whole universe that we know of that can communicate with humans properly. We are alone, a single branch on the tree of evolution that no other branches can fully understand, and we can't understand them either. And we've rapidly growing in a different direction than the others, our branch is stretching out into dark, unknown territory, so far that soon we can hardly be said to be part of the same tree at all, anymore. And beyond this mist, there are no one that can help us or love us, we have only ourselves.
the NEW Crystal Gems
How does it make you feel knowing girls would rather have a log of literal shit in their mouth than your dick?
>pic kinda related
I went to a party! Sure I talked to no one, looked autismo taking a shot, and left after 90 minutes but I had a life experience!
>>37802871
how did you find out about this party?
Get out normie. Make sure you do so originally.
>>37803187
Coworker invited me. I think he just pitied me desu.
I've been depressed ever since my second year of college. Since then I've felt less confident and have become addicted to porn in ways that negatively effect my performance in bed. If I get my confidence back can I reverse these shit habits/negative effects?
>"Do you like the smell of my new shampoo Anon? I hope my hair isn't too on the pillow. I'll go dry it some more if it's annoying you. Oh ok, good. Well, what are you waiting for Anon? I'm ready to go to sleep, hold me close already!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSB4ThNwPE8 ]
>>37802783
How have you not killed yourself yet after writing so many of these ?
I like them, but they make me feel like shit
>>37802783
>that hair
>washed
lmfao
>"Hey Anon, are you sleeping? Sorry for whispering like this, it's just, well, I've been thinking about what we talked about earlier, about our families and stuff. And I just want to tell you that I think you'd make a great dad someday. I think any kid would be lucky to have you as their father. Any whoever ends up having your kids will be the luckiest girl on earth! Goodnight Anon, I love you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFg8ALWqjHk ]
KHVs how do you stomach coming here? Even your typical /r9k/ poster has gotten laid now. Why come to a board just to get mocked and reminded how much of a subhuman you are?
Gone are the days where this place was a haven for sharing feels with fellow virgins. Every day it's just threads for mocking us or "fembots".
Anyone else /misanthrope/ here?
I don't even want a gf or friends anymore. Social interaction in general is a plague to me.
OMGGGGG!!!111111 I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER
>>37802698
Looks like a Cuhkk...namsayain??
While I was taking a night walk (10:00pm) I ran into some guy that I had problems with in middle school. I thought for some reason that it would be a good idea to apologize to him right there and then for what happened back then. long story short the apology went well, he accepted and I went on my way. But now I have a feeling that him and his friends think I am crazy, and I can't shake the feeling.
Why do you care about other people let alone some fag from the past? Go do something productive or entertain yourself
>>37802724
You're right, now that I have apologized the only thing left to do is move on and forget about that son of a bitch.
Thanks anon
>>37802859
Dont forget to kill yourself!!!!1
>Come home from day out with my dad for father's day
>Door to my room is wide open
>Vacuum cleaner inside
>Mommy not only went inside but went through my things and cleaned and put my stuff everywhere
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>37802641
Why the problem?
>piss jugs
>cum socks
>illegal drug paraphernalia
>anal retentive
>gay porn
>all of the above?
>>37802720
None of that just lots and lots of garbage and clutter and food and cum tissues. I really hope she didn't think those were that
>be librarian
>live with parents because I can afford to buy shit that way
>convert guest room into personal library
>mom keeps getting into it and rearranging everything to make it look better
>no idea where anything is, as a librarian, in my own library
I've always wanted to learn the cello but I know nothing about music and am 21. Am I wasting my time or should I email a teacher?
its never too late. go for it