So apparently, minecraft seems to be making a revival on /r9k/? I saw a couple of threads on here about it, people sharing servers and whatnot. There really doesn't seem anything wrong with it, except for retarded kids as young as 4 playing it. So is it worth going back to on certain servers? It's been so long since I last played (1
9), so I'm just interested since it has way more possibilaties than other games I play, not to mention a nostalgia factor.
>Be 5'5" manlet
>Only arrange hookups from online to have sex late at night in the car.
>Women never find out how short I am because I pick them up usually in front of their parents house or a parking lot then drive somewhere and fuck them without ever getting out of the car then drop them back off again.
Mfw
>>37807790
ayylmayoh
>>37807790
What site do you use?
ertertyergrtg
Dude....
Fricking weed man...
Like bruh...
Smoke tha herb erryday...
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>>37807787
Fuck you man, I don't want to kill myself when I'm high
oh fug i forgot pic sry
When did you die inside?
>le dead inside may may
nice to know i'm sharing this board with a bunch of 15 year olds
When even alcohol could no longer fill the void
>feel empty inside
>suicidal thoughts begin
>fix thoughts with starvation
>think a girl will solve my problems
>get first gf at 16
>we never talk and I realize I don't feel any better
>ghost her
>start having homicidal thoughts
>realize it will never get better
It doesn't get better
Anyone else follow ticonderoga._.pencil on Instagram?
Haha yes nice meme
>mfw 27
>Neet living in my moms house
>350 lbs, 5'4'
>kv
>4 inch dick
>no friends
>no degree
>Do nothing all day
Is this it? am i ever going to do something right in my life? My genetics are so fucked up that it should be illegal for me to reproduce.
I want to change and become better
Live a normal life maybe, have many friends and chicks around.
Robots help me become Chad
>>37807756
apply for some easy boring jobs youll get one eventually. use money to go to the gym. dont buy shitty food/ask your mom to stop buying shitty food. dick will be bigger if you lose weight. save money so you can later afford to live somewhere else. make friends at work
>>37807756
>5'4
>350 lbs
what the fuck is wrong with you
Is anyone else terrified of getting old? I'm 19 and I can't stress how scared I am of becoming older. I really could never picture myself being 30 years old with a wife and kids, or working some job that I hate. It keeps me up at night because I've unconsciously given myself a countdown on when I'm going to have to die.
I don't want to get physically old. It's terrifying. I really can't deal with it.
For me, physical decrepitude is less frightening than getting mentally old, as in slowly losing my mental faculties until I can't figure out what's 2+2 equal to or remember my own name.
yes i am, i'm 29 recovering from a car accident. every morning i have to go in the standing frame and do my arm exercises to make it not hurt. my father is old he has a bad back.
>ywn have an underweight son
>ywn convince your wife that he's going to develop gender dimorphism
>ywn slip him HRT when turns 11 years old without his knowledge
>ywn watch him act emotional and submissive and grow breasts and wide hips
>ywn see him cry due to being bullied and catcalled by the other boys for his breasts and small feminine penis in the locker rooms
>ywn see him slowly accept his body and start crossdressing
>ywn see him get a big chad bf
>ywn hear his chad bf deflower his boipucci
>ywn give the couple your blessing
>>37807678
You monster please don't have kids.
>>37807678
>ywn subtly emphasize how accepting you are to your son throughout his childhood, making very clear to him that him getting a bf wouldn't only be accepted but encouraged
I wish my parents were like that to be honest
>>37807818
Oh so I made the fantasy too nice?
I'd be too good of a father? Oh well.
Post really obscure videos that you love and watch often.
https://youtu.be/8Zt1qbe52TA
>>37807646
>post videos you made
>>37807696
I wish I could make something as great as that...
Hello everyone! I've got a quick normie question. What is a roastie exactly? Is it any girl, a girl with beef flaps, a slut, etc. I need some clarification and I'm sorry to ask like this
All women are roasties
Its not the meatflaps on the vagina that matter, its the meatflaps on the heart
>>37807677
Bravo.
Also OP nice tumblr tier pic related, fuck out of here
Usually it refers to a woman who is a slut because her getting fucked constantly, since she is a whore will lead to her vagina becoming loose from all the dicks. Her flaps become flappier and it looks like a roast beef sandwich. Roastie
Hey big bro, Jamal and Tyrone wants to show me the DP Eiffel Tower. Tell our parents I'm with My girlfriends
>>37807630
Are you sure you should hug your shirtless friends like that?
I don't want to imply anything but look people will start asking questions why three boys are too physical with each other.
There's some things you really shouldn't do little bro. It's fucking gay.
You guys cant fuck my sister. Piss off jigaboos
>be me
>2 years ago
>17yo
>'ok if im 20yo and i still being kv loser neet i kill myself
>tfw i will be 19 the next week
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What is her/his name, r9k?
What does she/he mean for you?
What would you like to say to them right now?
Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon and each month, he cries for a love he will never touch.
give me yous or i go to sleep for good. it will be on your hands. for life.
>>37807545
You can't give OP's a you
>>37807555
(You)
Rigatonibustanutoli
Are those... childrens clothes?
I feel sick. Disgusting.