NOFAP DUDES UNITE
FUCK PORN
SEMEN RETENTION GODMODE
22 DAYS YEEHAAAAAAW
TAKE THAT DEGENERATE FILTH AND STUFF IT
I have a very low sex drive (34 and low T, never around women) so these days I nofap for weeks without even thinking about it. About 2 or 3 weeks in I start to get horny and on that day I have a wet dream.
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This thread has a lot of info on how chronic porn viewing and masturbation negatively effects the brain
>>37812021
Same here man except I'm 26. It takes me like three weeks to get horny. Feels good not to be a slave to my nuts but I kinda wish I had a normal sex drive. Like right now I'm on day 38 and not horny at all
>have carpal and cubital tunnel syndrome in both hands
just kill me
>>37811921
how do you type, anon?
>>37812175
Oh shit they're onto you OP, in no time they'll discovery your true faggotry
Anyone wanna give me emails for friends, I want friends.
[email protected]
Please email me i' m wating friends.
>tfw you know she's imagining herself getting pounded by his BBC
>tfw no girl will ever imagine you fucking her
sah gay roo
Where the fuck are the mods we're being raided by constant interracial cuck and gay spam for fuck sake.
>>37811790
fuck off moron
this is a good thread that doesn't break any of the rules
what are with normies when you say one thing about their sex life and they get so fucking mad
>be me
>i see my friends friend always talking about his gf and posting about their sex life
>make a little comment saying "stop"
>starts calling me a cunt
>his girlfriend calling me a thot
>i tell him to chill out
>removes me from the group chat
wtf
>angry blogposting
You're not taking it easy.
Cause you are also a normalfag
>>37811657
well thats what r9k consists of
orignianliali
How is everyone tonight? Is all well? I honestly wonder. I can't sleep. Waah, it's such a pain.
Awful, laptop I got a few weeks ago is fucked beyond all repair and I am pissed.
im doing intense multitasking
listening to emo, pirating music, and browsing r9k at the same time
fascinating stuff i kno
>>37811585
Aww. I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you could get it fixed? If you've the time to do so that is.
>>37811602
Multitasking is actually proven to be difficult and unproductive. You should focus your all on one specific thing. But what you listed out, I guess it makes sense to do so?
>Have the innate ability to attract people from all walks of life into friendship
What is with this? I literally have nothing special about me. If anything I'm quite a rude person.
Same thing OP it must be some secret power we were given at birth.
>Normies love me
>can unpiss the pissed
>asians think I'm charismatic and always want to hang out with me
The only downside is that I somehow keep attracting cringy teenagers.
>>37811532
It's 2017 m8, all of those cliches you learned about on the telie don't exist in this modern era. Not sure whether that's a good or bad thing though because things are a lot less predicable.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>Be me
>Creating an original "ideal bf" about yourself for next thread
>Requires you to imagine being a bf
>You imagine
>Start to think about her and write your details all with her in mind
>You've kept these thoughts suppressed up until this point. This stupid fucking point.
>Stop writing and just read and reread your meme details over and over
>pathetic.jpg
>depression relapse
see ya later, r9k!!
Post childhood tv crushes.
Mine was pic related.
>>37811230
joan of arc from Clone High. I think I like her more now than when I was a kid though
>tfw my phenibut arrived today
penibutt
>>37811178
I had this happen to me when my dick touched the wet counter
>Starting playing Botw last week
>Link is literally perfect
>Enjoying the game immensely but feel an immense wave of sadness whenever I think about how perfect link is and how I will never be like him
Holy shit how do animefags do it. I feel like I have to stop playing this game because it's making me feel so inadequate, I couldn't imagine watching tens of hours a week of media literally filled with perfect forms of people.
How do you not feel immensely inadequate compared to the almost literally perfection of these characters?
>>37811157
I felt this feel. And to answer your question i have no idea. I just fap to gerudo link and move on wit my life.
>>37811157
Yeah, if you compare yourself to anime characters, you're gonna have a bad time.
What do you think of Sensual Jane?
>>37811097
I think I'd like to put my salami into her cunt.
she's like an ugly european eva notty
>>37811097
Used to fap to her all the time when I was 14. I guess she's okay
>tfw no doll gf
Why even live?
>>37811030
just go by one
>>37811030
buy one then
see what you heart does to you
>>37811030
>you will never be locked into kigurumi by a rich anon and become his personal maid/sexpet only being let out twice a day to eat and shit.
>shitpost in january
>told to go back to redit
>shitpost in june
>called a summerfag
Maybe stop shitposting?
>>37811036
people that post on 4chan unironically have autism
>emoji image
>willingly degrading the boards quality even more
I think your both m8
>floss
>lock doors before going to bed
>manners
>spray after taking gruesome shit