Anybody else get depressed during the summer?
I can't even go outside because of this retarded normalfaggot weather
winter is objectively superior in almost every way, aside from having to shovel snow. Warm winter coat, cloves, boots, comfy smoking in the cold, Christmas music...
Winter is patrician as fuck. Only retarded normies like summer
I was so lethargic the other day. I went to take a pee and fell down the stairs and chipped my teeth. It hurt so I went to the dentist on my mom's insurance and got it fixed. But now I feel uncomfortable and can't seem to find my mouth's natural resting position.
I'm so tired.
>>37817444
This incident just happened right, it'll get better...just give it time.
So what do you like to do? anime? vidya? wat are your favorite games? I'm on a survival horror binge right now: Resident Evil 7, Amnesia series, Outlast 2...
>>37817532
Yeah It happened on monday.
I like both anime and vidya. I've been meaning to replay some survival horror games too, especially the Silent Hill series. How's Resident Evil 7?
And thank you anon. Your post cheered me up a bit.
>>37817680
RE7 is great man...you'll have a blast playing it..especially if you're into headphones playing in a dark room and all that.
>talking to cute girl on tinder
>getting along really well
>already organized a date
>asking about why she moved here
>cause her dad died and wanted to help her mum
FUCK. We aren't going to make are we?
>>37817289
if you play your cards right, you might score a threesome with the mom
>>37817289
FUCK.
I mentioned Danger 5, and remembered she mentioned she doesn't eat bacon (probs a jew).
FOOT PLEASE EXIT MY MOUTH
How long until we kill the planet
surely we took too much
>>37817283
Its not enough. It never is.
>>37817283
it's the other way around. it'll be the planet killing us.
Search MINDLE55 in Google, and Look for Tony. ITS MIND FUCK.
>>37817065
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas, which is toxic to people.
Does anyone else have an older sibling that died before they were born?
>Mom born in 1964
>Dad born in 1966
>Older sister born in 1981
>Older brother 1 born in 1984
>Older brother 2 born in 1988
>Older brother 1 dies in 1996
>I'm born in 1997
Everyone always cries and boo hoos in September since that's when he died, but I never knew the guy so I'm just like kekkeroni pepperoni
Pic related was apparently his favorite videogame.
Wow what a shitload of fuck! Simons quest 2: castelavnia for the Super Nintendo is quite possibly the worst video game of all time. I'd rather stick a cheeto in my sick hole than play this ass fuck. What were they thinking?
Do you enjoy reposting threads, you little shit? Do you think this is some sort of game?
My mom had twins that died in childbirth before I was born. No one really talks about them. Though I think it really fucked my mom up because she has been insane and bipolar for as long as I can remember
If you have been turned on by pedophilia. w=ould you push true love away for ever? for ten thousand years?
spherical open ended wuestion.
no is fine...
I bet that bug could pull that wagon really fast with all those legs.
yeah you could get away real fast in that thing.
Also, I think he's carrying a magic wand. Bet he can do all kinds of magic
Robots, this shit is fucked up. I failed my driver license test for 8th time now. I didn't even get to drive this time because I forgot how to turn on fog lights. I feel like a retard right now. Even my almost-retarded brother got his license after first try yet I can't do shit. Maybe I should just stop trying? I won't be a good driver anyway. I live on 11th floor, maybe I should just do a flip. I don't want to call my dad once again to give me more money for another take. I don't want to tell him that I'm a failure again. Ehhh, robots...
>>37817028
haha lol what the fuck is going on here
>>37817028
I don't know i didn't even bother trying so you're a step ahead of me
>>37817028
Maybe it's time to face the fact that your brother isn't the retarded one.
Girls say shit like
>The friend zone doesn't exist.
>Just a pathetic term guys have come up with when a woman rejects a guy she doesn't find sexually attractive, but still wants to be his friend
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE FRIEND ZONE IS!
>woke up today feeling cripplingly lonely
>"this isn't normal, why do I feel this way?"
>remember i have no friends, and am generally not very good in social situations and that the only friend I do have online im letting slip away because im just not very good at talking.
How do I deal with loneliness and no friends, dudes? Having no friends really hurts when you just want to talk. It also probably doesn't help I had a dream about said friend I was lettng slip away. Some days its hard being friendless, man. Pic related kind of.
>>37816991
Go out and actually try putting effort into socializing. Join a book club or something, I dunno. I'm in the same situation as you, but I made some new friends ever since transferring to this college.
>>37816991
It's not your fault. Seriously, there is no point in stressing about it once you've come to that realization. A series of uncontrollable events combined with your inherent personality traits have lead you to this moment. There is literally nothing you can do about it except let it happen, you'll only waste your life thinking why this might be happening to you every second minute or hour of the day.
>>37817197
I don't do college and am generally too busy to join a club, but thank you for the option. Hope things work out for you.
>>37817241
I feel like I can change myself for the better, actually, but it also feels like even if I do i'll still be too weird to have as long term friend. I tend to flit around subjects while talking, stutter, and social cues I barely pick up on. If anyone does befriend me, it's more for the novelty.
I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.
I'm not very inspired today. Except for my karate moves, I had to report everything I had to do today, so I'm pretty lazy right now.
I guess it's ok, you have to let go sometimes. Do your dailies, and when you can, forget about your worries or bad thought, and enjoy your day the way you want.
Don't make this a habit btw. But you have to entertain yourself when you can.
Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.
Get off this board you fuckin normie
OP is a posicuck.
>tfw i failed the test for an internship position for my dream company
Why am I so useless, lads?
>tfw you'll never be as rich as Mansa Musa
> stop hooking up with fuckbuddy because she wants a relationship with another guy
> ask her how its going
> he will leave the country for a year so no relationship
>ask her wether we should hook up again
> she is down, but she still meets the guy
who is the cuck in this situation?
you and the other guy.
>>37816680
You should fuck the other guy and cuck her
>>37816707
I see we're done here.
how do i stop sweating?
>summer
>go to barber wearing khaki shorts
>after he's done take my cape off
>hands had sweated huge wet spots on my thighs where i rested them
>leather chair had droplets of sweat
>entire butt/thigh area of khaki shorts 100% wet like you had dipped it in water
>start crying and run away without paying and hide for 30 minutes waiting for wet shorts to dry up
haven't worn anything that isn't black since then and never go outside during summer if i go i stand in public transport and takeaway food waiting while standing
right now i'm in my own room wering only my underwear and my meme ikea chair is wet
how the fuck do i stop sweating it's not just swamp ass my hands sweat my legs sweat it's like i'm made of sugar and melting
>inb4 lose weight
i'm 6'1 140lb (severely underweight)
>>37816671
driclor/odaban/anhydrol forte
thank me later
>>37816739
my feet sometimes leave wet footprints, they don't smell though i never really got the smelly feet thing like obviously they smell as much as anyone else but it's not special
i'm mostly worried about other people seeing all the wet droplets it's like i'm a sponge being squeezed dry
>>37816782
if that can make you feel better i love sweaty guys